Your bowling is like my grandma's tea, way too weak! Funny Cricket T-Shirt 🏏☕
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Shop with Confidence
Shop with Confidence
Cricket is a game of skill, precision… and a little bit of banter! If you love the sport and enjoy a cheeky sledge, this T-shirt is for you.
Made for cricketers who know how to dish out (and take) a joke, this unisex cricket T-shirt is perfect for match days, training, or just winding up your mates at the clubhouse for a pint of glass of wine.
Whether you're a bowler, batter, or just a professional spectator, this tee is guaranteed to raise a few laughs.
🔹 Soft, breathable fabric – ideal for long days at the crease or lounging after a hard-fought game.
🔹 Classic fit for all cricket lovers – available in multiple sizes.
🔹 Bold, eye-catching design – because subtlety is overrated when you're sledging!
🔹 Perfect gift for cricket fans – birthday, Christmas, or just because you enjoy a bit of banter.
So, if you know someone whose bowling lacks a bit of bite, or you just want to stir the pot (or the teacup), this T-shirt is a must-have. Grab yours today, and keep the cricket banter going!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your bowling is like my grandma's tea, way too weak! FAQs
What material is the T-shirt made from?
What material is the T-shirt made from?
All our T-shirt is made from soft, breathable cotton (or a cotton blend, depending on the color), ensuring all-day comfort whether you’re on the field or relaxing off it.
Is this T-shirt unisex?
Is this T-shirt unisex?
Yes! This cricket banter T-shirt is designed for both men and women, with a comfortable, classic fit that suits all cricket fans.
What sizes are available?
What sizes are available?
We offer a wide range of sizes, from Medium to 4XL (or larger if required). Check our size guide for exact measurements before ordering.
How should I wash the T-shirt?
How should I wash the T-shirt?
For the best longevity, we recommend washing the T-shirt inside out at 30°C (86°F) and avoiding tumble drying. This helps keep the design looking fresh and sharp. And definitely don't iron the print!
Is this T-shirt a good gift for cricket fans?
Is this T-shirt a good gift for cricket fans?
Absolutely! Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, or a pre-season laugh, this T-shirt makes a great gift for cricketers, coaches, or anyone who loves the game and a bit of banter!
Why Cows Corner?
The Ultimate Cricket Banter T-Shirt – Perfect for Players, Fans & Gift Giving!
Cricket is all about skill, passion, and, of course, a bit of friendly banter! Our "Your Bowling Is Like My Grandma’s Tea – Way Too Weak!" T-shirt is designed for those who love the game and aren’t afraid to dish out (or take) a cheeky sledge. Whether you're a seasoned cricketer, a weekend warrior, or the ultimate clubhouse comedian, this T-shirt is made for you.
Why You’ll Love This Cricket Tee
✔ Premium Comfort – Made from soft, breathable cotton (or a cotton blend for certain colors), this T-shirt is lightweight and comfortable for all-day wear. Whether you're playing, watching, or celebrating a match-winning knock, you’ll stay cool and relaxed.
✔ Unisex Fit – Designed for both men and women, this classic-fit T-shirt looks great on all cricket lovers. Available in a range of sizes from Medium to 4XL, so you can find the perfect fit.
✔ Bold & Eye-Catching Design – Featuring a witty slogan that’s guaranteed to raise a few laughs in the nets, at the bar, or on match day. The high-quality print ensures long-lasting durability without fading or cracking.
✔ Versatile & Stylish – Wear it at training, during casual outings, or even as your go-to lucky tee on game day. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or cricket whites (might not work) for the ultimate cricket fan look!
The Perfect Gift for Cricket Fans 🎁
Looking for a fun, unique, and guaranteed-to-make-them-laugh gift? This cricket T-shirt is a brilliant present for any cricket lover – whether it's your teammate, coach, best mate, or family member. Ideal for:
Order Yours Today!
Ready to bring the cricket banter to life? Get your "Your Bowling Is Like My Grandma’s Tea – Way Too Weak!" T-shirt today and make every match day even more fun.
Don’t miss out – grab yours now before stock runs out! 🏏🤣
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
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