It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose - Billie Jean-King! Funny Tennis T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
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Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Serve up some serious laughs on and off the court with our witty tennis T-shirt! Featuring the hilarious slogan ‘It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose’, this tee is perfect for tennis fans who love a bit of banter alongside their backhands.
Whether you're smashing aces or just enjoying a hit with friends, this T-shirt will have everyone grinning – even your opponents!
Made from soft, comfortable fabric and available in classic white, this T-shirt comes in sizes M, L, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL, offering a great fit for tennis lovers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Product Features:
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Printed with the funny tennis slogan ‘It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose’
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Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
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Available in crisp, classic white to match any kit
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Sizes: M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
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Durable print that stands up to many washes
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Lightweight fit – perfect for playing or relaxing
Perfect For:
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Tennis players with a sense of humour
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Fans of tennis-related banter and cheeky slogans
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Gifting to tennis mates, coaches, or competitive friends
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Wearing to casual club matches, tennis socials, or just to make everyone smile
Get ready to win the laughter game – grab yours today and be the best-dressed (and funniest) player on court!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose FAQs
Is this Funny Tennis T-shirt good quality?
Is this Funny Tennis T-shirt good quality?
Yes, absolutely. Our Funny Tennis T-shirt is made from soft, breathable cotton with a durable printed design that stays vibrant wash after wash. It’s designed for comfort whether you’re playing tennis or simply showing off your love for the game
What size should I order for the best fit?
What size should I order for the best fit?
Our T-shirts are available in M, L, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. They are true to size with a relaxed fit, perfect for both playing and lounging. We recommend checking our size guide if you're between sizes or prefer a looser or tighter fit.
Is this T-shirt a good gift for a tennis lover?
Is this T-shirt a good gift for a tennis lover?
Definitely! This T-shirt is an ideal gift for any tennis fan with a sense of humour. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, Mothers or Father’s Day, or a thank you present for a coach or teammate, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile.
How should I care for the T-shirt to keep it looking good?
How should I care for the T-shirt to keep it looking good?
To maintain the quality of the T-shirt and the vibrancy of the print, we recommend washing it inside out at 30°C, avoiding bleach, and tumble drying on a low setting. Iron inside out if needed, avoiding direct contact with the printed area.
Can this T-shirt be worn for playing tennis as well as casual wear?
Can this T-shirt be worn for playing tennis as well as casual wear?
Yes! The lightweight, breathable cotton and relaxed fit make it perfect for casual games of tennis, club socials, or just everyday wear. It’s designed to offer both comfort and style on and off the court.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Tennis T-Shirt – ‘It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose’ – White
Bring the laughs both on and off the court with our hilarious tennis T-shirt, designed especially for those who love a good rally and an even better bit of banter. Printed with the cheeky slogan, ‘It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose’, this T-shirt is made for players who know the real stakes of the game – their pride!
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton and available in a crisp white finish, this T-shirt delivers unbeatable comfort whether you're competing in a friendly knockabout or enjoying a post-match pint. With sizes ranging from M, L, 2XL, 3XL, to 4XL, there's a perfect fit ready for every tennis lover who appreciates a touch of humour.
Product Features
- Witty tennis slogan printed on the chest: ‘It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose’
- Made from soft, high-quality cotton for comfort and easy wear
- Classic white colour to complement any tennis outfit or casual look
- Available in a full range of inclusive sizes: M, L, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
- Durable print designed to stay vibrant, wash after wash
- Lightweight and breathable – ideal for the court, club, or casual days out
Perfect For
- Tennis players who love a good laugh almost as much as a good match
- Sports lovers who enjoy friendly competition and cheeky jokes
- Club players looking for a conversation starter at socials or tournaments
- Coaches, teammates, or tennis buddies who deserve a funny, thoughtful gift
- Birthday presents for tennis fans of all ages
- Father’s Day gifts for tennis-mad dads
- Christmas presents for anyone who loves their forehand (and winning!)
- Thank you gifts for tennis coaches or team captains
Don’t just play the game – own it, laugh about it, and show the world you mean business (especially when it comes to winning). Order your Funny Tennis T-shirt today and serve up some serious smiles!
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