You're the Star Player in the Game of Life, And Today’s Your Test Match!
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Is your child cricket-mad and counting down the days to their birthday? This hilarious cricket-themed birthday card is the perfect way to bowl them over on their big day.
With a cheerful message that says, "You're the Star Player in the Game of Life, And Today’s Your Test Match!", this card celebrates their love for cricket while making them feel like the hero at the crease.
Whether they dream of lifting the Ashes or just smashing sixes in the garden, this card is guaranteed to raise a smile.
Designed for adults to give to children who adore the sound of leather on willow, this playful card hits the middle stump when it comes to personality, humour and cricket-loving charm.
Product Features
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Printed on high-quality, sustainable card stock
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A5 size with a blank inside for your own message
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Supplied with a matching envelope
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Designed and printed in the UK
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Bold front design with cricket-inspired wording
Perfect For
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Cricket-loving boys and girls
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Junior club players or backyard cricket champions
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Birthdays for sporty kids aged 6 to 14
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Parents, aunties, uncles and family friends looking for a card with personality
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Anyone who wants to give a fun and memorable birthday card
Make their birthday feel like the first ball of a test match, full of anticipation, excitement and big dreams.
Order now and send them into their next year feeling like the star of the team.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
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You're the Star Player in the Game of Life FAQs
How do you wish a happy birthday to a young cricketer?
How do you wish a happy birthday to a young cricketer?
A light-hearted, cricket-themed message is a great way to celebrate their big day. Something like "Hope your birthday is full of sixes, wickets and cake!" is both personal and playful.
What makes a birthday card perfect for cricket fans?
What makes a birthday card perfect for cricket fans?
Cards that include cricket-specific wording, references to matches or iconic moments, and a sense of fun or humour are ideal. Designs that feel personal to the recipient’s love of the game make them even more special.
Can I find birthday cards suitable for junior cricket players?
Can I find birthday cards suitable for junior cricket players?
Yes, many cards are specifically designed for young players, with age-appropriate humour, colourful designs and cricket puns that resonate with kids who play or follow the game.
Are there funny birthday cards for children who play cricket?
Are there funny birthday cards for children who play cricket?
Definitely. Funny cricket cards often feature puns, match-day references or comic situations that mirror what they experience at training or in matches. They’re a great way to add a personal touch to their celebration.
What type of message should I write in a cricket birthday card for a child?
What type of message should I write in a cricket birthday card for a child?
Keep it upbeat and encouraging, for example, "Hope you knock your birthday out of the park" or "You’re not just another year older, you’re another run closer to your century!" Messages that blend celebration with cricket lingo are always a hit
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Birthday Card – “You're the Star Player in the Game of Life, And Today’s Your Test Match!”
Looking for a birthday card that’s witty, sporty and guaranteed to raise a grin from a young cricket fan? Our funny cricket birthday card, featuring the slogan "You're the Star Player in the Game of Life, And Today’s Your Test Match!" on the front, is the ideal choice for children who live and breathe cricket. Whether they’re in the nets every weekend or glued to the TV during the Ashes, this card lets them know they’re the hero of their own game, especially on their birthday.
Designed for adults to give to children, this card brings together humour, personality and a cricket-inspired message that makes it stand out from the usual birthday selection. It’s more than just a card, it’s a fun reminder that birthdays are their moment to shine. Ideal for kids who see the pitch as their playground, this card hits the sweet spot for any junior cricketer celebrating a special day.
🎯 Perfect Gift Occasions
This birthday card isn’t just for any child, it’s made for cricket-mad boys and girls who know the difference between a googly and a yorker. Whether it’s for a son, daughter, nephew, niece or godchild, this card is a smart and funny addition to any cricket-themed gift. Perfect for:
- 🎁 Children's birthdays, especially ages 6 to 14
- 🏏 Young cricket club members celebrating a big day
- 🎉 Cricket-themed birthday parties or cricket coaching celebrations
- 🧢 Families who love gifting cards with character and humour
📦 Product Features
- 📐 A5 size card with a blank interior for your personal message
- 📬 Supplied with a matching envelope for easy gifting
- 🌱 Printed on high quality sustainable card stock
- 🇬🇧 Proudly designed and printed in the UK
- 🎨 Bold and colourful design tailored to young cricket fans
If you’re looking to make a young cricketer feel like the next Test legend, this is the birthday card that knocks it for six. Add it to your basket today and make their celebration feel like a match-winning moment.
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