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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For the cricketers who live by the sword and refuse to play a defensive shot! The "I Don't Block, Only Bash" hoodie is perfect for those who believe T20-style hitting is the only way to play.
Whether you're smashing sixes on the pitch or just enjoying some cricket banter off it, this hoodie is a must-have.
This hoodie is made from a comfortable, high-quality cotton blend, which is ideal for cooler match days, net sessions, or just relaxing after the game.
Available in classic black, it’s a bold statement for any cricket lover who prefers to attack rather than defend.
Product Features
- Premium Quality: Soft, warm, and durable fabric for all-day comfort
- Cricket-Inspired Design: Fun, a bold slogan that cricket fans will love
- Classic Fit: Comfortable and relaxed, perfect for layering
- Sizes Available: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
- Colour: White
- Easy Care: Machine washable and built to last
Perfect For
- Cricket players who love attacking strokes over-blocking
- Fans who enjoy a bit of cricket banter
- A great gift for club cricketers, teammates, or cricket-mad friends
- Post-match socialising, casual wear, or matchday spectating
Smash it out of the park with this hoodie – because blocking is overrated!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Don't Block, Only Bash! FAQs
What size should I order?

What size should I order?
This hoodie comes in sizes M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. It has a classic, relaxed fit, so if you prefer a looser feel, consider sizing up.
Is the hoodie suitable for all seasons?

Is the hoodie suitable for all seasons?
Yes, it’s made from a soft, warm cotton blend that’s perfect for cooler match days, casual wear, or layering in winter. It’s breathable enough to wear year-round.
How do I wash the hoodie?

How do I wash the hoodie?
It’s machine washable for easy care. Wash at 30°C, turn it inside out to protect the print, and avoid tumble drying to maintain the quality and never iron the print.
Is this hoodie available in other colours?

Is this hoodie available in other colours?
Currently, it’s only available in black, making the bold design stand out perfectly.
Can I wear this hoodie on matchdays?

Can I wear this hoodie on matchdays?
Absolutely! Whether you're spectating, or just enjoying a bit of cricket banter, this hoodie is ideal for any cricket fan who prefers bashing over blocking!
"I Don't Block, Only Bash" Funny Cricket Hoodie
Step up your cricket wardrobe with the "I Don't Block, Only Bash" hoodie – the ultimate choice for cricketers who believe attack is the best form of defence.
Whether you're a boundary-smashing opener or just love a bit of cricket banter, this hoodie is designed for those who refuse to play it safe.
Crafted from a high-quality cotton blend, this hoodie offers both comfort and style, making it perfect for match days, training sessions, or casual wear.
With a bold design and a relaxed fit, it’s an essential addition for any cricket enthusiast who prefers to send the ball to the boundary rather than block it back.
Perfect for Every Cricket Lover
This hoodie is made for cricketers and fans who love the thrill of big-hitting. Whether you're an amateur player, a club cricket hero, or just someone who enjoys the sport, it’s designed to reflect your aggressive batting style and love for the game.
It also makes the perfect gift for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or as a post-season treat for teammates. If you know someone who can't resist swinging for the fences, this hoodie is a guaranteed hit.
Product Features
- Premium Quality: Made from a soft, warm, and durable cotton blend for all-day comfort.
- Cricket-Inspired Design: Bold and eye-catching slogan that every big-hitting cricketer will love.
- Classic Fit: Relaxed and comfortable, ideal for layering in colder weather.
- Sizes Available: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
- Colour: Black – a crisp, clean look that makes the design pop.
- Easy Care: Machine washable and built to last – wear it season after season.
The Ideal Gift for Cricket Fans
- For Club Cricketers: The perfect hoodie for players who love a bit of cricket banter.
- For Friends & Family: A brilliant gift for cricket-loving dads, brothers, or mates.
- For Cricket Teams: Great as an end-of-season gift or teamwear for post-match drinks.
- For Spectators: Whether at the club pavilion or watching from home, this hoodie is a standout choice.
Get yours today and make a bold statement – because blocking is overrated!

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