Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If football is a religion in your household, but one person calls the shots, this hilarious baby grow says it all. Featuring the phrase 'Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss' printed boldly on the front, this baby grow is the perfect blend of sporting passion and playful parenting truth.
Whether you’re cheering from the sofa or heading out for a Sunday stroll, your little one can join in the banter, and remind everyone who’s actually in charge.
Made for tiny football fans from birth up to two years old, this black baby grows comfortably and is an everyday essential with a funny twist. It’s soft on delicate skin, easy to change thanks to its popper fastening, and an ideal gift for any footy-loving family.
Product Features
• Soft-touch fabric for all-day comfort
• Popper fastening for quick and easy changes
• Durable print that keeps its bold look after washing
• Made from breathable cotton blend – gentle on baby’s skin
• Available in sizes: 0-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12, 12-18 and 18-24 months
• Colour: Classic black
Perfect for
• Football-mad mums and dads who love a laugh
• Baby showers and new baby gifts with a personal, sporty twist
• Match-day outfits for little ones supporting from the sidelines
• Parents looking to combine comfort with comedy
Bring a smile to mum’s face, score serious points with football fans, and dress your baby in a grow that’s full of character.
This cheeky baby grow is a crowd-pleaser for every football-loving home, so get yours now before kick-off.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mum Is the Real Boss FAQs
What makes this baby grow a great gift for new parents?
What makes this baby grow a great gift for new parents?
This baby grow combines humour and practicality, making it a perfect present for football-mad mums and dads. It’s soft, easy to change and features a witty slogan that reflects family life with a newborn. It’s the kind of gift that feels personal and thoughtful, and it’s bound to raise a smile on delivery day.
Can this baby grow be used as part of a baby shower gift?
Can this baby grow be used as part of a baby shower gift?
Absolutely. It’s a brilliant choice for baby showers, especially if the parents are football fans. It's not only useful but also brings some much-needed fun to the mountain of baby essentials they’ll receive.
What size should I choose for a newborn gift?
What size should I choose for a newborn gift?
If you're buying for a baby that hasn't arrived yet, we recommend starting with size 0–3 months. However, many gift buyers opt for 3–6 months to give the baby room to grow. This baby grow is available in six sizes up to 24 months, so there's always an option that fits.
Is the material safe and comfortable for a baby’s skin?
Is the material safe and comfortable for a baby’s skin?
Yes, the baby grow is made from a breathable cotton blend that’s gentle on delicate skin. It’s soft to the touch, easy to wash, and designed for everyday comfort.
Can I include this baby grow in a gift box or bundle?
Can I include this baby grow in a gift box or bundle?
Yes, it’s ideal for creating a themed gift bundle. Pair it with a baby blanket, bib, or even a mini football for a complete, football-inspired present. It’s a popular pick for Christmas, new baby celebrations and even first birthdays.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby Grow – 'Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss'
Looking for the perfect baby grow for a football-mad family? This cheeky black baby grow is designed for little ones born into households where football is everything, but where Mum still rules the roost. Featuring the bold slogan 'Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss', it’s the ultimate outfit for babies of football-loving parents who appreciate a bit of banter with their babywear.
This isn't just a funny slogan, it's a clever, relatable message that brings a smile to anyone who sees it. Whether it’s for match days at home, visiting family, or everyday wear, this baby grow ticks all the boxes: soft, comfy, practical and irresistibly funny. It’s made for parents who are passionate about football but know exactly who’s in charge when it comes to raising the next generation of fans.
🎁 A Brilliant Gift for Football-Loving Families
If you're looking for a standout gift that’s guaranteed to go down a storm, this baby grow is ideal. It's especially popular for:
- 🎉 Baby showers for football-obsessed couples
- 👶 New baby gifts with a funny and personal twist
- ⚽ First match day outfits that get a laugh and a nod of approval
- 🎄 Christmas presents for footy-loving mums and dads
- 🎂 First birthdays with a football-themed vibe
Gift-ready and guaranteed to raise a smile, it’s a great way to stand out from the usual generic baby gifts and offer something memorable. Ideal for both die-hard football fans and casual supporters who love a joke, it’s a wardrobe winner for any little legend.
🧸 Product Features
- 🖤 Classic black baby grow with a bold white slogan
- 🍼 Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend – kind on baby’s skin
- 🔁 Durable print that keeps its look wash after wash
- 👕 Easy popper fastenings for quick changing
- 📏 Sizes available: 0-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12, 12-18 and 18-24 months
Whether you're buying for your own little one or gifting to new parents, this baby grow brings personality to babywear. It’s a fun, thoughtful gift that shows you’ve made the effort to find something truly unique, and it gets people talking every time it’s worn.
Don’t miss out, order now to give the gift of football laughs and everyday comfort in one perfect package. Because in every football-loving household, one thing is certain: Mum’s still the real boss.
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
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