Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real Goat! | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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There are game legends like Messi and Ronaldo… and then Mum. Celebrate the Greatest of All Time with this hilarious baby-grow perfect for little ones born into football-loving households.
Whether you're cheering from the sofa or on the touchline, this cheeky design will raise smiles and score laughs. It's soft, comfy and made for giggles, banter and cuddles, all while showing off who runs the game.
Available in classic black, this football-themed baby-grow is a winning pick for any baby whose parents are mad about football and even madder about each other.
It’s designed for comfort and cuteness, with easy popper fastenings for quick changes and a fit that keeps your future footballer snug from kick-off to bedtime.
Product Features
• Bold and funny “Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT!” slogan
• Super soft cotton blend for maximum comfort
• Available in sizes: 0-3 months, 3-6 months, 6-9 months, 9-12 months, 12-18 months, 18-24 months
• Popper fastenings for fuss-free nappy changes
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Machine washable and built to last through spills, dribbles and goals
Perfect for
• Football-mad mums and proud partners
• Baby showers and new baby gifts with a sporty twist
• Parents who love a bit of football banter
• Making match day even more memorable
• Adding a cheeky touch to family photos
Make your baby the squad's star with this brilliant baby-grow that gives Mum the shoutout she deserves.
Whether you're gifting or treating your little legend, this is a pitch-perfect choice that’ll have everyone grinning from the first whistle.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Forget Messi and Ronaldo FAQs
Is a baby-grow a good gift for a newborn?
Is a baby-grow a good gift for a newborn?
Absolutely. A baby-grow is one of the most practical and appreciated gifts you can give to new parents. It’s useful from day one, and when it includes a funny, personal message like this one, it becomes a keepsake as well as an everyday essential.
What size baby-grow should I buy as a gift?
What size baby-grow should I buy as a gift?
If you're unsure of the baby’s exact age, it’s safest to go slightly bigger so they can grow into it. Sizes like 3-6 or 6-9 months are often ideal for gifts, as babies grow quickly and parents will appreciate having something ready when their little one moves up a size.
When is the best time to give a baby-grow gift?
When is the best time to give a baby-grow gift?
Baby-grows are perfect for a range of occasions including baby showers, new baby celebrations, Mother’s Day from baby, first birthdays and even as thoughtful Christmas stocking fillers. This particular one is great when you want to give a laugh as well as something useful.
How much should I spend on a newborn baby gift in the UK?
How much should I spend on a newborn baby gift in the UK?
Gift spend can vary depending on your relationship with the parents. For close friends or family, between £20 and £50 is typical. This baby-grow fits nicely within that range, offering a personal, funny and practical option without breaking the bank.
Do people give funny gifts for babies?
Do people give funny gifts for babies?
Yes. Funny baby-grows are hugely popular. Parents often receive the same plain baby essentials, so a humorous design like this helps your gift stand out. It adds personality and fun while still being totally useful for everyday wear.
Why Cows Corner?
Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT! Funny Football Baby-Grow
Looking for the ultimate baby gift for a football-mad family? This hilarious ‘Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT!’ baby-grow is the perfect blend of comfort, banter and bold personality. Whether it’s for a new arrival, a baby shower or a laugh-out-loud birthday present, this black baby-grow is made for little legends with big personalities and mums who are proud to be the greatest of all time.
This is more than just a baby-grow, it’s a cheeky tribute to the real superstar of the family. From match day naps to Saturday morning cuddles, your little one will be kitted out in soft, breathable cotton while repping the funniest slogan in the baby league. A guaranteed crowd-pleaser for any football-loving household.
⚽ Who is this baby-grow for?
This baby-grow is designed for babies with parents who live and breathe football. It’s ideal for households where football chat is part of daily life and there’s always a match on the telly. Perfect for:
- ⚽ New mums who are the real MVPs of the family
- ⚽ Dads who want to show love (and a bit of banter) for their partner
- ⚽ Grandparents looking for a funny and thoughtful gift
- ⚽ Friends searching for something different and memorable for a baby shower
🎁 Ideal Gift Occasions
This football-themed baby-grow makes a brilliant gift for:
- 🎁 Baby showers with a twist of personality
- 🎁 Birthdays and first milestone celebrations
- 🎁 New baby arrivals – especially for sporty parents
- 🎁 Mother’s Day – from baby to the world’s best mum
- 🎁 Christmas stockings and unique keepsake boxes
🧸 Product Features
- 🧸 Bold white print on black baby-grow – high contrast and high fun
- 🧸 Sizes available: 0-3, 3-6, 6-9, 9-12, 12-18, and 18-24 months
- 🧸 Made from a soft cotton blend that’s gentle on sensitive skin
- 🧸 Easy popper fastening for hassle-free changing
- 🧸 Machine washable and made to last
- 🧸 Designed and printed in the UK with care and quality
Whether you’re buying for your own little future footballer or gifting to a new parent with a wicked sense of humour, this baby-grow delivers style, comfort and chuckles in one go. It’s a surefire way to score smiles, spark conversations and show the world that Mum really is the GOAT.
Snap one up today and make sure your baby is wearing the funniest shirt on the team. Limited stock available, grab yours before the final whistle! 🐐⚽
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