Pad Up, Shut Up And Try Not To Nick Off. Funny Cricket Tee, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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About This item

  • Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
  • PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
  • Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
  • Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
  • Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
  • Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
  • Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.

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Cricket isn’t just a game—it’s a battle of skill, nerves, and the occasional unfortunate edge behind! Whether you’re a seasoned batter or just trying to survive a few overs, our "Pad Up, Shut Up & Try Not to Nick Off" T-shirt is the perfect blend of cricketing banter and style.

Unisex Fit – Designed for both men and women who love the game.
Premium Comfort – Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day wear.
Classic Cricket Humor – A must-have for players who know the struggle of keeping their bat out of trouble.
Perfect Gift – Ideal for club cricketers, weekend warriors, and anyone who enjoys a laugh on (or off) the pitch.

Whether you’re gearing up for match day, the post-game clubhouse chat, or just repping your love for cricket, this T-shirt is a winner. Available in multiple sizes—order yours today! 🏏🔥

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

Pad Up, Shut Up And Try Not To Nick Off - T-shirt FAQs


What sizes are available for this T-shirt?

This T-shirt is available in a range of sizes for both men and women. Please check our size guide to find the best fit for you.

What material is the T-shirt made from?

The T-shirt is made from soft, breathable, and high-quality fabric to ensure comfort on and off the pitch.

Is this T-shirt suitable for both men and women?

Yes! This is a unisex T-shirt designed for all cricket lovers, whether you're playing, umpiring, or just watching from the clubhouse.

How should I wash and care for my T-shirt?

For best results, wash inside out at 30°C, avoid tumble drying, and do not iron directly over the print to maintain its quality.

Can this T-shirt be given as a gift?

Absolutely! It makes a fantastic gift for any cricketer, whether they’re a club player, coach, or just a fan who enjoys some classic cricket humor.

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Looking for the ideal gift for a cricket-mad friend, teammate, or family member? Our "Pad Up, Shut Up & Try Not to Nick Off" T-shirt is the ultimate present for anyone who lives and breathes cricket. Whether they’re out in the changing rooms or just love a good laugh in the clubhouse, this T-shirt is a guaranteed hit.

Why This T-Shirt Makes a Great Gift:

✅ Uniquely Funny & Relatable – Every cricketer knows the pressure of surviving at the crease. This witty design captures the game’s reality with a touch of humor, making it a talking point wherever it’s worn.

✅ Premium Quality & Comfort – Made from soft, breathable fabric, this T-shirt is designed for all-day wear, whether it's match day, net practice, or a casual day out.

✅ Perfect for Any Occasion – Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, Christmas, or as an end-of-season gift for teammates and coaches.

✅ Unisex Fit for All Cricket Fans – Designed to suit both men and women, this T-shirt is available in a range of sizes to ensure the perfect fit.

✅ Great for Club & Social Wear – Whether you're gearing up for a game or just relaxing after a hard-fought innings, this T-shirt is a must-have for any cricketer's wardrobe.

🎁 Make it a standout gift! Pair it with cricket-themed accessories for the ultimate present. Order today and give a gift that will bowl them over! 🏏🔥

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Ready to bring the cricket banter to life? Get your "Pad Up, Shut Up & Try Not to Nick Off" T-shirt today and make every match day even more fun.

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