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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Sometimes the funniest football quotes come from the legends themselves, and this one from Ian Rush is an all-time classic. Our “I Couldn’t Settle in Italy, It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country' baby grow is the perfect piece of banter-filled baby wear for parents who live and breathe football.
Whether you’re a die-hard fan or love a good laugh, this one’s guaranteed to raise a few smiles on the touchline and at family gatherings.
Made for comfort and giggles, this soft, white baby grow is available in sizes from newborn to two years.
Designed with care and crafted from quality materials, it's as practical as it is hilarious, keeping your little one comfy while keeping the football chat going strong.
Product Features
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Classic Ian Rush quote printed on the front
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Soft and breathable fabric for all-day comfort
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White baby-grow with easy popper fastening
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Machine washable and built to last
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Available in sizes 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18 and 18–24 months
Perfect for
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Newborns with football-mad parents
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Banter-loving mums and dads looking for a fun baby gift
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Baby showers or new arrival presents that stand out
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Gifting to mates who miss the old-school football quotes
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Little ones are destined to support a team before they can walk
Add this gem to your baby’s wardrobe or wrap it up as a brilliant gift for a fellow football fan.
It’s cheeky, clever and guaranteed to get people talking, the perfect start to a lifetime of football fandom.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I Couldn’t Settle in Italy FAQs
What is a good gift for a newborn baby?

What is a good gift for a newborn baby?
A baby-grow with a humorous quote, especially one with a football twist, is a fun and thoughtful gift that parents will appreciate. It’s practical, comfortable and adds a personal touch that makes it stand out.
What should I buy for football-loving new parents?

What should I buy for football-loving new parents?
A funny football-themed baby-grow makes a perfect present. It shows you know their interests, and it’s something both baby and parent can enjoy, especially when there’s a laugh involved.
Can baby-grows be used as a keepsake gift?

Can baby-grows be used as a keepsake gift?
Yes, especially when they have a memorable quote or message. A football-themed baby-grow with a classic quote like Ian Rush’s is likely to be kept as a sentimental item, long after the baby outgrows it.
What size baby-grow should I buy as a gift?

What size baby-grow should I buy as a gift?
It’s safest to buy a slightly larger size such as 3–6 or 6–9 months, giving parents time to use it. Sizes up to 24 months are also great for longer wear or for growing little ones.
Are funny baby-grows suitable for baby showers?

Are funny baby-grows suitable for baby showers?
Absolutely. A humorous baby-grow adds character and charm to any baby shower gift bundle. It’s often the one that gets passed around the room for a laugh, and remembered.
Funny Football Water Bottle – “I Couldn’t Settle in Italy It Was Like Living in a Foreign Country – Ian Rush”
Inject some classic football banter into your daily routine with our hilarious Ian Rush quote water bottle. Featuring the iconic words, “I couldn’t settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country”, this bottle is a must-have for anyone who lives for the beautiful game and loves a good laugh. Whether you’re heading to five-a-side, sitting at your desk or watching the match from the stands, this water bottle keeps the conversation flowing and the drinks cold.
This practical yet amusing football gift is designed with everyday use in mind. It’s lightweight, durable and features a secure screw-top lid, making it ideal for sports bags, work rucksacks or buggy cup holders. The bold quote stands out on a crisp white finish, creating a conversation starter wherever it goes.
⚽ Who is it for?
This water bottle is the perfect purchase for anyone who:
- 🎁 Loves football and appreciates legendary quotes
- 😂 Has a strong sense of humour and a soft spot for football nostalgia
- ⚽ Wants to stand out at work, the gym or on the sidelines
- 👶 Is a new parent and wants to match it with the baby-grow version for ultimate banter
- 🧴 Needs a quality, reusable water bottle with personality
🎉 Ideal Gift Occasions
Whether you’re buying for yourself or someone else, this water bottle makes a brilliant gift for a whole range of occasions:
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football lovers of all ages
- 👶 New dad or mum gifts – especially paired with the matching baby-grow
- 🎄 Secret Santa or Christmas stocking fillers for your five-a-side squad
- 💼 Office gifts for the colleague who never stops talking about 80s football
- 🎁 Just because – it’s always the right time to gift a bit of banter
If you’re after something unique, funny and properly British in tone, this Ian Rush water bottle hits the mark. A brilliant blend of functionality and football humour, it’s a winning choice for fans with a sense of humour. Order now and score some serious gift-giving points! ⚽

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.