You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part | Funny Golf Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you know someone who lives for their weekend round but swings like they’re blindfolded, this baby grow is the perfect gift. Featuring the hilarious slogan ‘You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part’, it’s a cheeky nod to all those golf lovers who are better at the banter than the birdies.
Made for babies but aimed squarely at the grown-ups who’ll appreciate the joke, this black baby grow is a brilliant way to bring a bit of fairway humour into any golf-mad household.
Whether it's a new arrival in a golfing family or a baby shower gift that’ll get the clubhouse chuckling, this is one outfit guaranteed to raise a smile.
Product Features
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Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton for all-day comfort
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Black fabric that hides any little accidents and looks great in photos
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Popper fastenings for quick and easy changes
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Printed with bold, durable text that won’t fade in the wash
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Available in a range of sizes to suit newborns and up
Perfect For
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Golf fans who appreciate a bit of self-deprecating humour
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Parents who spend more time in the rough than on the green
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New mums and dads who love a clever slogan
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Baby shower gifts that are guaranteed to get a laugh
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Little ones who are already destined for a future of golfing greatness (or at least a lifetime of watching Mum or Dad hack around 18 holes)
Whether it’s a present for a first-time dad who can’t stay out of the bunkers or a nod to that mate who reckons they’re the next Rory but swings like they’re playing croquet, this baby grow is a hole-in-one when it comes to funny gifts.
Add it to your basket today and give the golf lover in your life something to laugh about between shots.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You’d Be Great at Golf FAQs
Do you give gifts to a newborn?
Do you give gifts to a newborn?
Yes, gifting for newborns is a long-standing tradition. Funny baby grows make brilliant presents as they combine practicality with personality, especially for parents who love a good laugh and a bit of golf banter.
What can be gifted for a newborn baby?
What can be gifted for a newborn baby?
Popular gift choices include clothes, soft toys and keepsakes. A themed baby grow like this one, which taps into the parents' sense of humour or hobbies such as golf, adds a personal and memorable touch.
How much should I spend on a newborn gift?
How much should I spend on a newborn gift?
There’s no strict rule, but many people spend between £15 and £30. This baby grow is affordably priced, making it a thoughtful and fun option whether you’re buying for a friend, colleague or family member.
What is a good gift for a newborn baby and mother?
What is a good gift for a newborn baby and mother?
Gifts that make mum smile are always appreciated. A funny baby grow tied to her partner’s obsession with golf, for example, is something she’ll remember and laugh about, especially during those early sleepless nights.
When should you start buying baby gifts?
When should you start buying baby gifts?
Baby gifts can be bought before or after birth. This golf-themed baby grow is perfect for baby showers, welcome-home presents or as a ‘just because’ surprise once baby has arrived.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – 'You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part'
Looking for the perfect gift for a golf-mad friend or family member who’s just welcomed a little one? This hilarious baby grow featuring the slogan ‘You’d Be Great at Golf if It Wasn’t for the Hitting Part’ is a brilliant way to celebrate their new arrival with a good dose of fairway banter. Whether you're buying for new parents, baby showers, or just to give a laugh to someone who treats their golf clubs like family, this baby grow is designed to deliver big smiles and plenty of chuckles.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and styled in classic black, it’s not only funny but practical too. The bold white print ensures the joke stands out, while the high-quality finish means it’ll last through every wash, giggle and photo opportunity. It’s a thoughtful, funny and genuinely useful gift that’s guaranteed to be remembered.
🎯 Who Is This Baby Grow For?
This baby grow is the ideal gift for:
- ⛳ Golfers who are better at jokes than swings
- 🍼 New parents who spend as much time talking handicaps as they do about nappies
- 👶 Families where golf is more than a sport, it’s a lifestyle
- 🏌️♂️ Dads who live on the green but struggle with their drive
- 😂 Anyone who loves clever, cheeky gifts with personality
🎁 Perfect Gift Occasions
This baby grow makes a standout gift for a range of occasions:
- 🎉 Baby showers – guaranteed to be the funniest present in the pile
- 👶 Birth of a baby – especially when the parents are into golf
- 🎂 First birthday – something a little different from the usual outfits
- 👨 Father’s Day – for golf-loving dads spending their first one as a parent
- 🎄 Christmas – ideal stocking filler or secret Santa surprise
🧵 Product Features
- 👕 Made from 100% soft cotton for everyday comfort
- 🖤 Stylish black fabric with bold, high-contrast white text
- 🔁 Easy popper fastenings for quick changes
- 💪 Durable print that won’t crack or fade in the wash
- 📏 Available in multiple baby sizes to suit all ages
Whether you're gifting it to a seasoned golfer who never quite mastered their swing or to a proud new dad who’s already shopping for junior clubs, this funny golf baby grow is a top pick. It combines practicality with humour, and it’s a conversation starter every time baby wears it. Order yours today and give a gift that’s as memorable as their next triple bogey.
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