Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill | Funny Golf Baby Bodysuit, Organic Or In-conversion To Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs And Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you know a golfer who loves a bit of banter on the fairway, this baby grow is the perfect gift. With the slogan 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill', it’s cheeky, clever and guaranteed to raise a smile from even the most serious club member.
Whether it’s for a new golfing dad, a mum who’s always at the driving range or a couple who met over a shared love of shanks and slices, this white baby grow is a brilliant way to tee off their parenting journey with a laugh.
Designed for comfort but made to entertain, this is one baby grow that scores under par when it comes to fun.
Product Features
• Soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
• White fabric to keep it classic and clean
• Popper fastenings for easy nappy changes
• Machine washable for everyday mess and mayhem
• Printed with a high-quality, fade-resistant slogan
Perfect for
• New parents who are golf mad
• Baby shower gifts for sporty families
• Golf mates who’ve just had a little one
• A funny Father’s Day or Mother’s Day present
• Anyone who enjoys good golf humour and great banter
Whether they’re a scratch golfer or just play for laughs, this baby grow is a hole-in-one gift idea.
Add it to your basket today and give the gift of laughter, because the only thing better than a solid swing is a solid sense of humour.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
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Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill FAQs
What is a good gift for new parents who love sport?
What is a good gift for new parents who love sport?
Funny baby grows with sports-themed slogans make excellent gifts for sporty parents, especially those who enjoy a laugh. They're personal, practical and packed with personality.
When should I start buying baby clothes for a friend?
When should I start buying baby clothes for a friend?
Most people begin shopping for baby gifts in the second trimester or in the lead-up to a baby shower. A funny baby grow like this one is ideal for that window, combining thoughtfulness with humour.
Do I need to buy newborn-size clothes or go bigger?
Do I need to buy newborn-size clothes or go bigger?
While newborn size is common, many parents appreciate baby grows in 0–3 months to ensure longer wear. This baby grow is available in sizes that cover early growth spurts.
How many baby grows do new parents need?
How many baby grows do new parents need?
New parents typically need multiple baby grows each day. A gift like this offers variety, adds fun to the mix, and gives them a break from plain basics.
What makes a baby grow a thoughtful gift?
What makes a baby grow a thoughtful gift?
Personal touches, like funny slogans or nods to the parents' hobbies, show you’ve put thought into the gift. This golf-themed grow is both useful and meaningful for parents who live and breathe golf.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill'
If you're searching for a unique gift for a golf-loving friend or family member who’s just welcomed a new arrival, this hilarious baby grow is exactly what you need. Printed with the witty slogan 'Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill', it’s a brilliant way to poke fun at their golf game while celebrating their new role as a parent.
This white baby grow delivers both comfort and comedy. Whether you're buying for a dad who spends more time in the rough than on the fairway, a mum who loves her Saturday morning rounds, or a golfing couple with a sense of humour, this is the perfect present to make them smile. It’s more than just a baby grow, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter at any clubhouse or christening.
🎁 Perfect Gift For:
- ⛳ New parents who are obsessed with golf
- 🎉 Baby showers for golf-loving families
- 👶 Christenings or naming days with a sporting twist
- 👕 Funny Father’s Day or Mother’s Day surprises
- 🏌️♂️ Golf mates welcoming their first mini golfer
🧵 Product Features:
- 👶 Soft cotton fabric that’s gentle on baby’s skin
- 🧼 Machine washable and easy to care for
- ⚪ Classic white colour to suit every outfit
- 🔒 Easy popper fastenings for quick changes
- 🎨 Durable, fade-resistant print that stands up to washes
Buying gifts for new parents can be tricky, but this baby grow makes it simple. It’s thoughtful, original and full of personality, ideal for anyone who takes their golf seriously but can laugh at themselves when their swing doesn’t go quite to plan. From first tee to first steps, it’s the perfect addition to any baby’s wardrobe.
Order yours today and give the gift of laughter, because golf might be a game of inches, but this baby grow is a clear winner by miles.
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Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
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Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
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T-shirt With a Smile
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With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
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It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
