You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies | Funny Golf Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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About This item

  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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Tee up the laughs with this cheeky golf hoodie designed for players who don’t just talk the talk, they walk the fairway with swagger. Featuring the bold and brilliant slogan You bring the excuses, I’ll bring the birdies, this hoodie is the perfect way to celebrate the golfer in your life who’s always first on the course and last to admit a bad round.

Whether they’re sinking birdie putts or offering a friendly wind-up after a dodgy shot, this hoodie brings the perfect mix of warmth, style and banter.

Made for club champs and weekend hackers alike, it’s ideal for chilly mornings, post-round pints or lounging around dreaming of the next tee time.

Product Features

  • Soft, comfortable cotton-blend hoodie in classic black

  • Eye-catching golf slogan printed on the front

  • Relaxed fit, suitable for all shapes and swings

  • Kangaroo pocket for chilly hands or stray tees

  • Adjustable drawstring hood and ribbed cuffs

  • Machine washable, because grass stains happen

Perfect For

  • Golfers who love a bit of friendly clubhouse banter

  • Friends and family who always have an excuse for their slice

  • Birthday gifts for the golfer who reckons they're tour-ready

  • Secret Santa presents for golf buddies

  • Anyone who thinks birdies speak louder than words

Whether it’s for a mate who never stops talking about their “almost hole-in-one” or someone who loves the game and a good laugh, this hoodie is a brilliant gift that’ll go down better than a drive straight down the middle.

Funny, comfortable and undeniably cool, add it to your basket today and bring the birdies to your next golf gathering.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

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You Bring the Excuses FAQs


What does giving someone a hoodie mean?

Giving a hoodie as a gift often symbolises warmth, care and a personal connection. It shows you know the recipient’s style and sense of humour, making it a thoughtful and cosy gift.

What does wearing a hoodie signify?

Wearing a hoodie can represent comfort, relaxation and a laid-back attitude. When it features a funny slogan, it also shows personality and confidence.

Why do people gift hoodies?

Hoodies are a popular gift because they’re practical, wearable all year round and suitable for all ages. When personalised or themed, like with a funny golf slogan, they become even more special and memorable.

Are hoodies a good gift for golfers?

Yes, especially when they feature golf-related humour. They’re perfect for warming up at the range, layering up in cooler weather or just enjoying a laugh with mates after a round.

What occasions are best for giving a funny hoodie as a gift?

Funny hoodies make brilliant presents for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, Secret Santa and even post-tournament celebrations. They’re great for any golfer who enjoys the game and a good bit of banter.

Why Cows Corner?


  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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    Use our internal AI design tool to design your own products

  • No Minimum Orders

    Only want to order 1 birthday card? No problems! Want to order 100+ designed water bottles, no problems!

  • Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

  • Eco-friendly products

    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

  • Fast & friendly support

    We’re here to help on live chat from 9 to 5 every weekday, plus a help centre full of step-by-step tutorials to get you started.

  • Same Day Turn Around

    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies – Funny Golf Hoodie

If you’re looking for a golf gift that hits the sweet spot between style, comfort and humour, this is the one. Our black hoodie featuring the slogan “You bring the excuses, I’ll bring the birdies” is made for golf lovers who enjoy a bit of banter almost as much as their Sunday fourball. Whether they’re smashing drives down the fairway or blaming the breeze for a bad slice, this hoodie speaks their language.

This isn’t just a novelty top, it’s a premium quality hoodie built for warmth, comfort and a good laugh. Designed for golf fanatics of all abilities, it’s ideal for wearing to the driving range, on casual club days, or for winding up mates in the clubhouse after a less-than-perfect round.

🎯 Perfect For

  • 🏌️ Golfers who never miss a tee time and always have something cheeky to say
  • 🎁 Friends, family or colleagues who are obsessed with the game
  • 🎂 Birthday gifts for your golf-mad dad, brother, partner or mate
  • 🎄 Christmas presents with a humorous twist for golfers at any level
  • 🎉 Secret Santa or Father’s Day surprises for someone who lives in polos and plays rain or shine

🧵 Product Features

  • 🖤 Available in classic black to suit every style
  • 🧶 Soft cotton-blend fabric for a warm, comfortable fit on and off the course
  • 👕 Relaxed unisex cut with ribbed cuffs and waistband for everyday wear
  • 👜 Front kangaroo pocket for tees, balls or warming your hands between shots
  • 🎨 Bold front slogan printed using long-lasting high-quality inks
  • 🧼 Machine washable so you can wear it again after your next muddy round

Whether it’s for a big birthday, Father’s Day, a funny team golf gift or a brilliant Christmas present, this hoodie always delivers. It’s a guaranteed way to raise a smile before they’ve even teed off. If you’re buying for someone who spends more time on the golf course than at home, or just loves a bit of light-hearted competition, this hoodie is a fairway to their heart.

Add to basket now and get ready to earn serious gifting points. Because while they might bring the excuses, you’re about to bring the best present they’ll unwrap all year. ⛳

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