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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Tee up the laughs with this cheeky golf hoodie designed for players who don’t just talk the talk, they walk the fairway with swagger. Featuring the bold and brilliant slogan “You bring the excuses, I’ll bring the birdies”, this hoodie is the perfect way to celebrate the golfer in your life who’s always first on the course and last to admit a bad round.
Whether they’re sinking birdie putts or offering a friendly wind-up after a dodgy shot, this hoodie brings the perfect mix of warmth, style and banter.
Made for club champs and weekend hackers alike, it’s ideal for chilly mornings, post-round pints or lounging around dreaming of the next tee time.
Product Features
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Soft, comfortable cotton-blend hoodie in classic black
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Eye-catching golf slogan printed on the front
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Relaxed fit, suitable for all shapes and swings
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Kangaroo pocket for chilly hands or stray tees
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Adjustable drawstring hood and ribbed cuffs
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Machine washable, because grass stains happen
Perfect For
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Golfers who love a bit of friendly clubhouse banter
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Friends and family who always have an excuse for their slice
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Birthday gifts for the golfer who reckons they're tour-ready
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Secret Santa presents for golf buddies
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Anyone who thinks birdies speak louder than words
Whether it’s for a mate who never stops talking about their “almost hole-in-one” or someone who loves the game and a good laugh, this hoodie is a brilliant gift that’ll go down better than a drive straight down the middle.
Funny, comfortable and undeniably cool, add it to your basket today and bring the birdies to your next golf gathering.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You Bring the Excuses FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?

What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
Giving a hoodie as a gift often symbolises warmth, care and a personal connection. It shows you know the recipient’s style and sense of humour, making it a thoughtful and cosy gift.
What does wearing a hoodie signify?

What does wearing a hoodie signify?
Wearing a hoodie can represent comfort, relaxation and a laid-back attitude. When it features a funny slogan, it also shows personality and confidence.
Why do people gift hoodies?

Why do people gift hoodies?
Hoodies are a popular gift because they’re practical, wearable all year round and suitable for all ages. When personalised or themed, like with a funny golf slogan, they become even more special and memorable.
Are hoodies a good gift for golfers?

Are hoodies a good gift for golfers?
Yes, especially when they feature golf-related humour. They’re perfect for warming up at the range, layering up in cooler weather or just enjoying a laugh with mates after a round.
What occasions are best for giving a funny hoodie as a gift?

What occasions are best for giving a funny hoodie as a gift?
Funny hoodies make brilliant presents for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, Secret Santa and even post-tournament celebrations. They’re great for any golfer who enjoys the game and a good bit of banter.
You Bring the Excuses, I’ll Bring the Birdies – Funny Golf Hoodie
If you’re looking for a golf gift that hits the sweet spot between style, comfort and humour, this is the one. Our black hoodie featuring the slogan “You bring the excuses, I’ll bring the birdies” is made for golf lovers who enjoy a bit of banter almost as much as their Sunday fourball. Whether they’re smashing drives down the fairway or blaming the breeze for a bad slice, this hoodie speaks their language.
This isn’t just a novelty top, it’s a premium quality hoodie built for warmth, comfort and a good laugh. Designed for golf fanatics of all abilities, it’s ideal for wearing to the driving range, on casual club days, or for winding up mates in the clubhouse after a less-than-perfect round.
🎯 Perfect For
- 🏌️ Golfers who never miss a tee time and always have something cheeky to say
- 🎁 Friends, family or colleagues who are obsessed with the game
- 🎂 Birthday gifts for your golf-mad dad, brother, partner or mate
- 🎄 Christmas presents with a humorous twist for golfers at any level
- 🎉 Secret Santa or Father’s Day surprises for someone who lives in polos and plays rain or shine
🧵 Product Features
- 🖤 Available in classic black to suit every style
- 🧶 Soft cotton-blend fabric for a warm, comfortable fit on and off the course
- 👕 Relaxed unisex cut with ribbed cuffs and waistband for everyday wear
- 👜 Front kangaroo pocket for tees, balls or warming your hands between shots
- 🎨 Bold front slogan printed using long-lasting high-quality inks
- 🧼 Machine washable so you can wear it again after your next muddy round
Whether it’s for a big birthday, Father’s Day, a funny team golf gift or a brilliant Christmas present, this hoodie always delivers. It’s a guaranteed way to raise a smile before they’ve even teed off. If you’re buying for someone who spends more time on the golf course than at home, or just loves a bit of light-hearted competition, this hoodie is a fairway to their heart.
Add to basket now and get ready to earn serious gifting points. Because while they might bring the excuses, you’re about to bring the best present they’ll unwrap all year. ⛳

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.