Your Golf Game Bring Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine | Funny Golf Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Junior & Adult Sizes

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key Hoodie Features
  • Cotton-faced fabric – Smooth feel, vibrant prints, and everyday comfort.
  • Brushed back fleece lining – Provides warmth, softness, and breathability.
  • Raglan sleeves – Sporty style and unrestricted movement.
  • Lined hood with cross-neck detail – Adds structure, warmth, and modern design.
  • Taped neck – Prevents irritation and reinforces durability.
  • Half-moon back yoke – Improves fit and maintains long-lasting shape.
  • Front pouch pocket with reinforced stitching – Convenient storage and added warmth.
  • 2x2 ribbed cuffs and hem – Flexible comfort and a secure fit.

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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.


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  • Cotton Faced Fabric - Our funny printed hoodies are made from high-quality cotton-faced fabric, providing a smooth, soft surface that’s perfect for vibrant, long-lasting prints. This fabric ensures that designs remain crisp and eye-catching, making your hoodie stand out with bold graphics and witty slogans. The cotton face also adds a luxurious feel, making it comfortable to wear all day, whether you're lounging at home or making a statement out and about.
  • Brushed Back Fleece – Nothing beats the warmth and comfort of brushed back fleece, and that’s exactly what our hoodies deliver. The inside of the hoodie features a soft, plush fleece lining that provides extra insulation while remaining lightweight. This makes it an ideal choice for chilly days, keeping you snug without feeling heavy or bulky. The fleece backing not only enhances warmth but also adds to the hoodie’s overall softness. It’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for time and time again—whether you're braving the cold, enjoying a lazy weekend, or simply layering up for a casual look. The brushed texture also enhances breathability, ensuring you stay comfortable whether indoors or outdoors.
  • Raglan Sleeves - Designed for both style and ease of movement, our hoodies feature classic raglan sleeves. This design extends the sleeve up to the collar, creating a relaxed, sporty look while allowing greater freedom of motion. It’s perfect for those who love an effortlessly casual fit or need a hoodie that moves with them throughout the day. The raglan sleeve construction also enhances durability, reducing seam strain in the shoulder area. Whether you're lounging, layering up, or out and about, this design keeps things comfortable without restricting your range of motion. Plus, it adds a subtle athletic touch, making our hoodies not just funny, but functional too!
  • Lined Hood with Cross Neck Detail - A hoodie isn't complete without a cozy hood, and ours is lined for extra warmth and structure. The lining enhances durability and ensures a comfortable feel against the skin, while also giving the hood a premium, finished look. No flimsy, misshapen hoods here—just a perfectly structured one that sits well whether up or down. The cross-neck detail adds an extra design touch, giving your hoodie a unique and modern look. This stylish overlap at the neckline not only enhances the overall appearance but also provides additional warmth by keeping drafts at bay. Whether you wear it for warmth or just to complete your outfit, this hood has both fashion and function covered.
  • Taped Neck - The taped neck feature in our hoodies adds both comfort and durability. A soft fabric strip is sewn along the inside seam at the back of the neckline, preventing irritation and reinforcing the structure. This means no scratchy seams, just a smooth and comfortable feel against your skin. Beyond comfort, the taped neck also enhances the hoodie's longevity. By reinforcing the seam, it reduces the risk of stretching or fraying over time, ensuring your hoodie maintains its perfect fit and structure even after repeated wear and washes. It’s a small but mighty feature that makes a big difference in quality.
  • Half Moon Back Yoke - A hidden detail that contributes to both fit and durability, the half-moon back yoke adds reinforcement to the upper back section of the hoodie. This extra fabric piece helps maintain the hoodie's shape while providing a smoother, more comfortable fit across the shoulders. Not only does this feature improve the overall structure of the hoodie, but it also gives a high-quality, finished look inside. It’s a subtle yet significant design choice that elevates the hoodie beyond basic styles, ensuring you get the perfect balance of comfort, durability, and premium craftsmanship.
  • Front Pouch Pocket - A hoodie essential, the front pouch pocket is as practical as it is cozy. Designed for both functionality and warmth, it provides a convenient space to store small items like your phone, keys, or wallet while on the go. And, of course, it doubles as the perfect hand-warmer for those colder days! The reinforced stitching ensures durability, so whether you’re using the pocket for storage or just to keep your hands warm, it holds up without sagging. Plus, the clean, well-structured design makes sure it sits flush against the hoodie, maintaining a stylish and streamlined look.
  • 2x2 Cotton/Elastane Ribbed Cuffs and Hem - Comfort meets flexibility with the 2x2 cotton/elastane ribbed cuffs and hem. This design ensures a snug but comfortable fit, keeping the sleeves and hem in place without feeling restrictive. Whether you're on the move or lounging, the ribbed edges provide just the right amount of stretch for an effortless fit. In addition to providing a better fit, the ribbed cuffs and hem enhance durability by preventing fraying and stretching over time. This means your hoodie stays looking great and feeling comfortable for longer, no matter how often you wear it. It’s the perfect blend of style, function, and long-lasting quality.

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Golf can be a humbling game, but that doesn’t mean you can’t laugh the way. Whether you’re the one struggling to escape a bunker or simply enjoying the spectacle of your mate’s triple bogey, this black hoodie lets everyone know that golf banter is alive and well.

Made for the golfers who thrive on banter more than birdies, this hoodie is the ultimate way to keep warm on the 19th hole while dishing out the perfect backhanded compliment. It’s tongue-in-cheek, brutally honest, and guaranteed to raise a chuckle from the clubhouse to the course.

Product Features
Your go-to hoodie for golf laughs and lounging comfort:
• Super-soft interior for comfort on and off the course
• Made from a premium cotton blend for all-day wear
• Classic black colour that goes with everything
• Kangaroo pouch pocket for cold hands or lost golf tees
• Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug, relaxed fit
• Durable design that keeps its shape round after round
• Front print: “Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine

Perfect for
• Golfers with a sense of humour and zero shame
• Banter-loving mates who never lay up
• Birthday gifts for weekend hackers
• Golf society secret Santas
• Siblings, parents or partners who spend more time looking for balls than hitting them
• Anyone who’s ever celebrated a mate’s golf disaster a little too much

Whether you’re buying it for yourself or for that one friend who always insists their short game is “usually better”, this hoodie hits the sweet spot between cheeky and charming.

It’s comfortable enough for everyday wear and funny enough to become their new favourite.

Ready to gift and guaranteed to get a laugh, this golf hoodie is a proper hole-in-one. Add it to your basket today and give the gift of joyful mockery; it’s what golfing friendships are built on.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

6109100010

Country of origin

Bangladesh

Material

Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

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UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

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Your Golf Game Bring Me Joy FAQs


What does giving someone a hoodie as a gift mean?

Giving a hoodie as a gift can be a symbol of comfort, thoughtfulness and warmth. It's often seen as a casual, personal gift that shows you know the recipient well and want them to feel relaxed and appreciated.

Is a hoodie a good gift for someone who loves sports?

Absolutely. Hoodies are one of the most popular gift choices for sports lovers, combining comfort with team spirit or, in this case, golf humour. They’re great for wearing to matches, training sessions or just lounging in post-game.

Why do people find hoodies such a comforting gift?

Hoodies are warm, soft and practical, which makes them feel like a hug you can wear. For many, receiving a hoodie is a cosy reminder of friendship, family or shared jokes, making it an ideal gift.

What makes a hoodie a thoughtful birthday gift?

When a hoodie reflects someone’s personality, interests or sense of humour, like a golf-themed one, it shows you've put genuine thought into choosing something they’ll actually enjoy wearing.

Can a hoodie be a funny gift?

Definitely. A hoodie with a clever or cheeky slogan can turn a practical gift into a hilarious one, especially if it plays into an inside joke or something the recipient will laugh at every time they put it on.

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  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

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Funny Golf Hoodie – “Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine”

Looking for the ultimate gift for the golf nut in your life? This black hoodie says exactly what every banter-loving golfer is thinking, but in the cheekiest way possible. Whether it’s for your mate who can't get off the tee box or your dad who thinks double bogeys are a victory, this hoodie is the perfect way to serve up some honest laughs while keeping things cosy.

Crafted from a high-quality cotton blend with a soft brushed lining, this hoodie is as comfortable as it is hilarious. It’s designed for casual rounds, post-game pints and every moment in between. Golf is serious business, but that doesn’t mean your wardrobe has to be. Let them know their game brings you joy... for all the wrong reasons.

🎁 Perfect Gift For

  • ⛳ Golfers who dish out as much banter as they take
  • 👕 Mates who need reminding they’re not as good as they think
  • 🎂 Birthday presents with a punchline
  • 🎅 Secret Santa gifts for golf societies and sports clubs
  • 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Fathers, brothers, partners or friends who love a laugh more than a low score
  • 🏌️‍♂️ That one friend who blames their clubs for everything

🧵 Product Features

  • 🖤 Colour: Classic black to suit any wardrobe
  • 🧵 Material: Soft cotton blend for year-round comfort
  • 🔥 Cosy brushed interior to keep warm after chilly rounds
  • 👜 Kangaroo front pocket for convenience and comfort
  • 🎯 Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure, relaxed fit
  • 😂 Bold front print: “Your Golf Game Brings Me Joy, Because It’s Worse Than Mine”
  • 🧼 Easy to wash, holds shape and print wear after wear

This hoodie is more than just a laugh, it’s a wearable gift of golf banter, perfect for anyone who takes their humour more seriously than their handicap. Whether it’s for Christmas morning, a milestone birthday or a “just because” surprise, it hits the mark every time.

It’s not only a brilliant addition to any golfer’s wardrobe, it’s also a guaranteed conversation starter both on and off the course. Ideal for gifting or self-gifting (go on, treat yourself), this hoodie brings the fun back to fairways and friendships.

Add to basket today and score yourself the perfect blend of comfort, cheek and charm. Because sometimes, laughing at your mate’s golf game really is the best part of yours.

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