Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill | 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Coach's Morning Brew
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Whether they’re a weekend hacker or a member of the local club, every golfer knows that banter is just as important as birdies. This mug is the ultimate tongue-in-cheek gift for anyone who thinks they’re better than they are, or needs reminding that no amount of money can fix that wonky swing.
Designed with classic golfing humour in mind, our funny golf mug is perfect for tea breaks in the clubhouse, morning brews before a round, or smug sips after winning a fiver on the 18th. Available in clean, crisp white, it’s a proper laugh in mug form.
Product Features
• Ceramic mug with a high-gloss white finish
• Bold black text: “Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill”
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• 11oz capacity – ideal for coffee, tea or a cheeky hot chocolate
• Printed in the UK and made to last
Perfect for
• Golfers who love a bit of banter
• Friends or colleagues who take their swing too seriously
• Father’s Day, birthdays or secret Santa gifts
• Club captains, weekend warriors and anyone with a dodgy drive
• Golf widows looking to stir the pot with a cheeky present
So if you're shopping for someone who talks a big game but slices it into the trees, this mug is a must. It’s a light-hearted reminder that talent can’t be bought, and a brilliant way to bring a smile to any golfer’s face.
Grab one now and score yourself some serious gifting points.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill FAQs
Do guys like mugs as a gift?
Do guys like mugs as a gift?
Yes, especially when the mug taps into something they love, like golf. A humorous design that speaks their language adds a personal touch and turns an everyday item into a memorable gift.
What to give with a mug as a gift?
What to give with a mug as a gift?
You can pair it with golf-themed extras like tees, ball markers or a voucher for a round of golf. Or keep it simple with their favourite tea, coffee or biscuits to complete the perfect brew bundle.
Are mugs good Christmas gifts?
Are mugs good Christmas gifts?
Absolutely. They’re affordable, thoughtful and useful, and when they come with a funny slogan, like ours, they make for brilliant stocking fillers or Secret Santa surprises.
What can you use a mug for besides drinking?
What can you use a mug for besides drinking?
Plenty. It can double as a pen holder on a desk, a place for tees and markers in a golf shed or just a fun conversation starter left on the kitchen counter.
What makes a mug a good gift?
What makes a mug a good gift?
It’s the combination of practicality and personality. A well-chosen slogan that reflects the recipient’s interests, like golf – shows thought and always gets a smile.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Mug – “Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill”
Looking for the perfect golf gift that combines humour with a touch of truth? Our funny golf mug featuring the bold slogan “Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill” is guaranteed to bring laughter to the clubhouse and the kitchen table. Whether it’s for a golf-mad mate or a colleague who won’t stop talking about their handicap, this mug is a surefire way to tee up a brilliant reaction.
This isn't just a mug, it’s a clever, cheeky reminder that all the expensive gear in the world can’t save a terrible swing. Designed for those who love the game, but don’t take themselves too seriously, it’s the ultimate golfing gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or just because someone needs taking down a peg.
⛳ Product Features
- ☕ Premium ceramic mug with a glossy white finish
- 🖤 Features the hilarious phrase: “Your Swing Is Proof That Money Can’t Buy Skill”
- 🧼 Dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday convenience
- 📏 11oz size – the perfect brew companion for home, office or the 19th hole
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed in the UK for quality and durability
🎯 Who This Mug Is Perfect For
- 🏌️♂️ Golfers who need a reality check – in the funniest possible way
- 🎁 Friends, brothers, dads or partners obsessed with golf (but not quite pro level!)
- 🎉 The ultimate gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day and retirement dos
- ⛳ Secret Santa picks for golf-loving colleagues or club mates
- 👀 Anyone who enjoys a good laugh with their morning cuppa
This mug doesn’t just deliver laughs, it shows you know them well. Whether they’re hitting it out of bounds or just always blaming the wind, this is the kind of gift they’ll remember every time they reach for the kettle. Don’t settle for boring presents when you can give something that hits the sweet spot.
Order yours today and serve up the perfect cup of banter for the golfer in your life.
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