The Most Important Shot in Golf Is the Next One – Ben Hogan | Funny Golf Water Bottle
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you’re looking for a fun and practical gift for the golf lover in your life, this water bottle is guaranteed to raise a smile on and off the course.
Featuring the legendary Ben Hogan quote, “The Most Important Shot in Golf Is the Next One,” it brings together golfing wisdom with a touch of humour. Designed for golfers who enjoy a laugh as much as a good round, this stylish bottle is ideal for keeping drinks cool while showing off a bit of personality.
Product Features
• Premium quality stainless steel design in a crisp white finish
• Printed with the classic Ben Hogan golf quote
• Durable and lightweight, perfect for everyday use
• Eco-friendly reusable alternative to single-use plastic bottles
• Secure screw-top lid to prevent leaks on the move
Perfect For
• Golfers who love a bit of banter between holes
• Friends and family searching for a thoughtful golfing gift
• Birthday presents, Christmas gifts or Father’s Day surprises
• Anyone who enjoys golf-inspired humour mixed with practicality
Whether it’s keeping you refreshed on the fairway or raising a laugh in the clubhouse, this funny golf water bottle makes a brilliant choice for any golf fan. Practical, stylish and guaranteed to bring a smile, it’s a gift that will be used and appreciated time and again.
Order today and give the golfer in your life a present they’ll genuinely enjoy.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
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You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
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The Most Important Shot in Golf Is the Next One FAQs
Why are water bottles such a popular gift?
Why are water bottles such a popular gift?
Water bottles have become everyday essentials, so giving one as a gift is both practical and thoughtful. Unlike throwaway items, a good quality bottle gets used daily, whether at the gym, on the golf course, or at work. Add a funny or unique design, and it turns into a personal present that makes someone smile while staying useful.
What makes reusable water bottles better than disposable ones?
What makes reusable water bottles better than disposable ones?
Reusable bottles are better for the environment, as they help cut down on single-use plastics. They’re also sturdier, designed to keep drinks cooler for longer, and far more stylish. A personalised or themed reusable bottle, like a funny golf water bottle, makes a statement about both practicality and personality.
Which occasions are best for giving a water bottle as a present?
Which occasions are best for giving a water bottle as a present?
A water bottle works for all sorts of occasions. They’re a popular choice for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, and even as a fun thank-you gift. Because they’re practical, they suit any age, and when the bottle has a funny design, it adds a little humour to the celebration.
Are novelty or funny water bottles good gifts for golfers?
Are novelty or funny water bottles good gifts for golfers?
Yes, absolutely. Golfers love gifts that connect to the game, especially if there’s a bit of humour involved. A funny water bottle makes a great companion on the course, adds banter in the clubhouse, and shows you’ve picked something that matches their personality and passion for golf.
How do I choose the right water bottle as a thoughtful gift?
How do I choose the right water bottle as a thoughtful gift?
Think about the person’s hobbies and sense of humour. A golfer will appreciate a bottle with a witty golf quote, while someone into fitness might prefer a motivational design. Look for good quality materials, like stainless steel, so the gift lasts. It’s about combining style, function, and a personal touch.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Water Bottle – Ben Hogan Quote
Looking for the perfect gift for a golf lover? This funny golf water bottle featuring the iconic Ben Hogan quote, “The Most Important Shot in Golf Is the Next One,” is a brilliant choice. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday, Father’s Day, Christmas, or simply a surprise for a friend, this bestselling bottle combines humour with practicality, making it a thoughtful present that will actually be used.
Made from premium stainless steel in a sleek white finish, this water bottle is not only stylish but also built to last. It’s a great value purchase for anyone who enjoys golf banter on and off the course, offering both quality and character at an affordable price. With a secure screw-top lid and lightweight design, it’s easy to carry around the clubhouse, golf course, or even for everyday use. Forget cheap throwaway bottles, this one is reusable, eco-friendly, and ready to go.
Product Features
- ✅ Premium stainless steel design with a crisp white finish
- ✅ Printed with the classic Ben Hogan golf quote
- ✅ Durable, lightweight, and perfect for everyday use
- ✅ Eco-friendly reusable bottle that helps cut out plastic waste
- ✅ Leak-proof screw-top lid, ideal for golfers on the move
Perfect For
- 🎁 Golfers who enjoy a laugh as much as a good round
- 🎁 Friends and family searching for a unique golf-themed gift
- 🎁 Birthdays, Christmas surprises, or Father’s Day treats
- 🎁 Anyone who loves practical gifts with a sense of humour
This funny golf water bottle is in stock now and available for fast delivery. It makes a smart purchase for those who want to give something special without spending a fortune. Whether you’re buying online for a golf-obsessed dad, a friend who lives for the fairway, or treating yourself, this bottle is a guaranteed winner. Don’t miss out, order today and secure a gift that’s affordable, stylish, and sure to be appreciated.
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