Dads My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls | Funny Golf Water Bottles
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Looking for a gift that tees up laughs and shows your dad just how legendary he is on the fairway? Our funny golf water bottle with the slogan "Dad's My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls" is the perfect present for any golf-loving father who takes his role as your biggest fan, and occasional ball hunter, seriously.
Whether he's giving swing tips you never asked for, clapping proudly from the side of the green, or disappearing into the rough, muttering something about “just one more ball,” this bottle sums him up perfectly. It's equal parts heartfelt and hilarious, and designed to keep him hydrated while he's out chasing birdies (or searching for that missing Titleist).
Available in classic white, it’s sleek enough for the clubhouse, durable enough for the golf bag, and funny enough to become a talking point mid-round.
Product Features
• Slogan: Dads My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls
• Premium white finish with high-quality print
• Keeps drinks cold on hot days and warm during chilly morning tee times
• Sturdy stainless steel build, ideal for the golf course or everyday use
• Leak-proof screw top to prevent any spillages in the bag
• Lightweight and easy to carry with a golf glove or hand
Perfect for
• Golf-mad dads who love a bit of banter
• Father’s Day gifts with a funny twist
• Birthday or Christmas presents for golf-loving legends
• Sons or daughters who want to say thanks with a smile
• Any golfer who’s a pro at losing balls, but still your number one hero
Whether he’s a single-figure handicapper or a Sunday hacker, this bottle is a hole-in-one gift for any golf-loving dad. Funny, practical and full of heart, it’s ready to be wrapped up and handed over with pride.
Order yours now and let your dad carry his title in style, King of Lost Golf Balls and proud of it.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dads My Coach, My Hero FAQs
What makes a water bottle a great gift for dads who love golf?
What makes a water bottle a great gift for dads who love golf?
A water bottle that combines humour, practicality and personal relevance, like a golf-themed design, is ideal. It’s something they’ll use often on the course while also enjoying the joke and sentiment behind it.
Are novelty water bottles suitable for serious golfers?
Are novelty water bottles suitable for serious golfers?
Yes, as long as they’re functional too. Our golf-themed water bottles are made from durable stainless steel and designed to keep drinks at the right temperature, while still delivering a laugh.
When is the best occasion to give a funny water bottle as a gift?
When is the best occasion to give a funny water bottle as a gift?
These bottles are perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas or even as a thank-you gift after a golf tournament. They're a light-hearted but thoughtful way to show appreciation.
Do funny water bottles appeal to all ages?
Do funny water bottles appeal to all ages?
Absolutely. While the humour often resonates most with adults, especially dads, the practical design and universal appeal of golf make it a fun and functional gift for golf lovers of any age.
Is a water bottle a good last-minute gift idea?
Is a water bottle a good last-minute gift idea?
Yes, especially when it’s unique and ready to order. A funny, well-made water bottle is something most people don’t think to buy for themselves, making it an easy and appreciated surprise gift.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Water Bottle – Dads My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls
Looking for the perfect gift for your golf-mad dad? This hilarious and heartfelt golf water bottle is the ultimate present for Father’s Day, birthdays or Christmas. With the slogan “Dads My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls” printed on a sleek white finish, this bottle is ready to buy online and guaranteed to deliver both laughs and love in equal measure.
Whether he’s dishing out golf tips like a pro or vanishing into the rough looking for your last shot, this water bottle celebrates his legendary status in style. Made from durable stainless steel, it keeps drinks cold or warm and fits perfectly in any golf bag. Plus, it’s lightweight and easy to carry, ideal for every round, every season.
🔥 Why You Should Shop This Best-Selling Gift
Make your dad feel appreciated with a gift that combines humour, function and value. This water bottle is in stock now and makes a brilliant add-to-cart option for any last-minute gifting needs. With limited stock available, don’t miss out on one of our most popular novelty golf gifts.
🎯 Perfect For:
- 🎁 Father’s Day gifts that actually stand out
- 🎂 Birthday presents for dads who love golf and banter
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers with personality
- 🛍️ Gag gifts or thoughtful thank-you presents from sons and daughters
- ⛳ Golf coaches and weekend warriors alike
✨ Product Features
- 🏌️♂️ Hilarious slogan: Dads My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls
- 💧 Keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
- 📦 Leak-proof screw top and premium white finish
- 🧳 Compact and lightweight – ideal for carrying on the course
- 🥇 Durable stainless steel for long-lasting use
This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a way to show your dad he’s one of a kind. Ready to order and available now, it’s a small purchase that delivers a huge smile. Whether you're shopping for a deal or searching for a gift with heart, this bottle is a winning choice for any occasion.
Add to basket today and make sure your dad knows exactly where he stands, right beside you, coaching your game, cheering you on and searching for that ball you just sliced into the trees. Again.
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