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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Bring a smile to any rugby fan’s face with this cheeky baby grow that says it all. Featuring the slogan “Rugby Because Punching People in Public Is Frowned Upon”, it’s the ultimate gift for parents who love their rugby and have a great sense of humour.
Whether it’s for a baby shower, a birthday, or to surprise rugby-mad parents, this baby grow will stand out as a fun and thoughtful present.
Product Features
• Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
• Available in classic white for a clean and timeless look
• Easy popper fastening for quick changes
• Durable fabric that withstands repeated washes
• Designed with comfort and laughter in mind
Perfect for
• Parents who are rugby players or rugby fans
• Baby showers and new arrival celebrations
• Birthdays, Christmas, or just because
• Anyone who enjoys rugby banter and a bit of cheeky humour
This funny rugby baby grow is not just a practical piece of clothing but a playful way to show off a family’s love for the sport. It’s an instant conversation starter and guaranteed to get a few laughs whenever the little one wears it.
Don’t miss the chance to give a gift that blends comfort with comedy, order yours today and bring rugby banter to the baby’s wardrobe.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Rugby Because Punching People FAQs
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?

What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
The very first things most parents buy are practical essentials like sleepsuits, vests and nappies. A baby grow is often top of the list because it’s comfortable, easy to change and keeps little ones snug. Choosing one with a funny design also makes it a memorable gift that parents will cherish.
When should I start buying newborn clothes and gifts?

When should I start buying newborn clothes and gifts?
Parents usually start shopping for newborn clothes during the second trimester, once the excitement of the arrival begins to sink in. Friends and family often buy baby grows and other gifts in the lead-up to a baby shower or once the new arrival has been born. You can never have too many baby grows, so they’re always a welcome present.
Do you give gifts to a newborn baby?

Do you give gifts to a newborn baby?
Yes, it’s traditional to give gifts to celebrate the arrival of a newborn. Baby grows are one of the most popular choices because they are both practical and personal. Funny designs bring an extra smile, making them the perfect way to show love and thoughtfulness.
How much should I spend on a baby shower gift in the UK?

How much should I spend on a baby shower gift in the UK?
There isn’t a set amount, but most people in the UK spend between £20 and £50 on a baby shower gift. A funny baby grow is affordable, thoughtful and guaranteed to be used, making it great value for money whatever your budget.
How many newborn clothes do I really need?

How many newborn clothes do I really need?
Newborns typically go through several changes of clothing a day, so parents find themselves needing at least 6 to 8 baby grows to get through the week. That’s why they make such a great gift, you know it will be appreciated and put to good use straight away.
Funny Rugby Baby Grow – Rugby Because Punching People in Public Is Frowned Upon
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for rugby-loving parents, this funny baby grow is a brilliant choice. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Rugby Because Punching People in Public Is Frowned Upon”, it blends comfort, quality and humour in one affordable package. Available in classic white, it’s designed for both style and practicality, making it an ideal purchase for any occasion.
Product Features
- 🍼 Made from soft, breathable cotton for all-day comfort
- 🍼 Easy popper fastening to make changing quick and stress-free
- 🍼 Durable material that stays in great condition even after repeated washes
- 🍼 Available in timeless white to suit every baby’s wardrobe
- 🍼 A fun and unique design that makes this baby grow stand out
Perfect for
- 🎁 Parents who love rugby and enjoy rugby banter
- 🎁 Baby showers and new baby arrivals
- 🎁 Birthdays, Christmas or just because
- 🎁 A funny keepsake gift that will always raise a smile
This funny rugby baby grow isn’t just clothing, it’s a conversation starter and a guaranteed laugh at any family gathering. It offers fantastic value and is the best way to celebrate a love of rugby while spoiling the little one with comfort. Whether you’re buying online today for a friend or treating your own baby, this unique design is always in stock and ready to shop. Don’t miss out – order now and give a gift that’s as memorable as it is practical.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.

Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.

Funny Sports Hoodies
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

Funny Sports Mugs
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.