I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock – Phil Kearns | Funny Rugby Baby Grow
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Our Funny Rugby baby grow featuring the classic Phil Kearns quip “I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock” is a cheeky little number designed for parents and friends who love a bit of rugby banter. Made in black, it’s the perfect way to bring laughter to the changing room or the family living room while showing off your sporting sense of humour.
Whether you’re buying for a new arrival or adding to your little one’s wardrobe, this baby grow is a playful nod to the rough and ready spirit of the game. Comfortable and practical yet hilariously witty, it’s ideal for rugby fans who enjoy a good joke almost as much as a hard tackle.
Product Features
🍼 Soft and breathable fabric for everyday comfort
🍼 Easy popper fastening for quick changes
🍼 Available in stylish black for a versatile look
🍼 Durable print designed to last wash after wash
Perfect for
🏉 Parents who love rugby and want to share the banter with their baby
🏉 A unique and funny baby shower gift
🏉 Friends looking for a memorable present for rugby-mad families
🏉 Anyone who appreciates Phil Kearns’ iconic rugby humour
This isn’t just a baby grow, it’s a conversation starter and a gift that will raise a smile every time it’s worn.
Order today and give the rugby fans in your life a playful keepsake that captures the fun side of the game.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock FAQs
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?
The first thing most parents buy for a newborn is comfortable clothing that’s easy to change, such as baby grows. They’re practical, cosy and simple to use, which makes them an essential. Choosing a funny rugby baby grow as that first item adds a personal touch, giving family and friends a gift that’s both useful and memorable.
Do you give gifts to a newborn?
Do you give gifts to a newborn?
Yes, it’s very common to give gifts to a newborn, especially baby grows. They’re thoughtful and practical presents that parents can never have too many of. A funny baby grow with a rugby twist makes the gift stand out from the usual, bringing laughter as well as everyday comfort.
How much should I spend on a baby shower gift in the UK?
How much should I spend on a baby shower gift in the UK?
In the UK, most people spend between £20 and £50 on a baby shower gift. A funny rugby baby grow fits perfectly into that range, offering excellent value while being unique, stylish and guaranteed to be appreciated by parents who love their sport.
How many newborn clothes do I need?
How many newborn clothes do I need?
Newborns typically need plenty of changes each day, so parents often keep around 6 to 8 baby grows ready to hand. Gifting a rugby-themed baby grow adds variety to their collection, giving parents something both practical and playful that will be worn again and again.
What do babies wear right after birth?
What do babies wear right after birth?
Straight after birth, babies usually wear soft baby grows as they’re comfortable, simple and easy to change. They’re a go-to garment for parents from day one. A funny rugby baby grow makes this essential piece of clothing a little more special, combining function with a smile.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Rugby Baby Grow – I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock
Bring rugby banter to the nursery with this hilarious baby grow featuring the classic Phil Kearns quote “I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock”. Made in timeless black, this baby grow is more than just clothing, it’s a gift that delivers laughter, personality and a touch of rugby spirit into everyday life.
Designed with comfort in mind, this baby grow is soft, practical and made to last. It’s an affordable yet memorable present that rugby fans will love, making it a fantastic choice for anyone searching for something unique and full of value. Whether you’re buying online for convenience or picking the perfect gift for a special occasion, this piece guarantees smiles and conversations every time it’s worn.
Product Features
🍼 Soft breathable cotton fabric that feels gentle on baby’s skin
🍼 Easy popper fastening for quick changes
🍼 Available in black for a stylish versatile look
🍼 Durable print designed to stay sharp wash after wash
Perfect For
🏉 Parents who love rugby and want to share the fun with their baby
🏉 Baby showers where a unique and witty present stands out
🏉 Birthdays or Christmas gifts for rugby-mad families
🏉 Friends looking to purchase a thoughtful yet funny keepsake
This baby grow isn’t just clothing, it’s a chance to shop for something truly original that shows thought and humour. With its affordable price, easy online purchase and guaranteed quality, it makes an excellent option for those who want to surprise rugby-loving parents. Don’t miss the opportunity to order today and give a gift that will be remembered for years to come.
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