Dad’s My Hero on and off the Pitch! | Funny Rugby Water Bottle
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Celebrate the ultimate rugby-loving dad with this funny water bottle that says it all, Dad’s My Hero on and off the Pitch! Whether he’s cheering from the sidelines, playing a Sunday morning match, or simply enjoying a laugh about rugby banter, this practical and humorous gift will make him smile every time he takes a sip.
Made from high-quality stainless steel with a crisp white finish, this water bottle is as useful as it is amusing.
It keeps drinks cold on hot training days and warm during those chilly winter fixtures, making it a versatile choice for any rugby enthusiast. Designed for everyday use, it’s lightweight, easy to carry, and built to last.
Product Features
🏉 Durable stainless steel with a white finish
🏉 Lightweight design for everyday use
🏉 Secure screw-top lid to avoid leaks
🏉 Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
🏉 Easy to clean and reusable, helping reduce single-use plastics
Perfect for
🎁 Father’s Day gifts for rugby-mad dads
🎁 Birthday surprises that show thought and humour
🎁 Christmas stocking fillers with a sporting twist
🎁 Kids wanting to give dad a cheeky but heartfelt present
🎁 Any rugby fan who enjoys a laugh both on and off the pitch
This water bottle is more than just practical, it’s a fun way to show appreciation and affection for the rugby-loving dad in your life. Every time he uses it, he’ll be reminded of how much he’s valued both as a hero on the pitch and off it.
Don’t wait, treat your dad to a gift that blends banter with usefulness and order yours today!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
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Dad’s My Hero FAQs
Why are water bottles such a popular gift idea?
Why are water bottles such a popular gift idea?
Water bottles are practical, stylish, and reusable, making them a thoughtful present that combines everyday usefulness with personality.
What occasions are best for giving a water bottle as a gift?
What occasions are best for giving a water bottle as a gift?
They are ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, and as fun surprise gifts for sports fans or fitness enthusiasts.
Are reusable water bottles a good present for dads?
Are reusable water bottles a good present for dads?
Yes, reusable bottles are a perfect choice for dads as they’re practical, eco-friendly, and can carry a personal message or design that makes the gift meaningful.
What makes a novelty water bottle a unique gift?
What makes a novelty water bottle a unique gift?
Novelty bottles with funny slogans or personalised designs stand out because they mix humour with functionality, giving the recipient something they’ll enjoy using every day.
Do people actually use gifted water bottles?
Do people actually use gifted water bottles?
Absolutely, a high-quality water bottle is something most people use regularly at work, the gym, or during leisure activities, meaning your gift won’t just be appreciated, it will be used time and again.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Rugby Water Bottle – Dad’s My Hero on and off the Pitch!
Looking for the perfect gift for a rugby-loving dad? This funny rugby water bottle with the slogan “Dad’s My Hero on and off the Pitch!” is a unique way to show appreciation while giving him something he can use every day. Designed for fans who enjoy rugby banter as much as the game itself, this water bottle combines humour with practicality, making it one of the best gift ideas for dads who deserve something memorable.
Made from premium stainless steel with a crisp white finish, this water bottle offers incredible value as it keeps drinks hot or cold for hours. Whether your dad is watching a match, training, or heading to work, this reusable bottle is the smart choice that saves money and helps reduce single-use plastics. With a secure screw-top lid and lightweight design, it’s easy to carry and reliable, making it a must-have for any busy parent who loves rugby.
Product Features
🏉 High-quality stainless steel with durable white finish
🏉 Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
🏉 Lightweight design with secure screw-top lid
🏉 Easy to clean and reusable for long-term use
🏉 Affordable, practical and available online now
Perfect For
🎁 Father’s Day gifts that stand out from the rest
🎁 Birthday presents for rugby dads who enjoy banter
🎁 Christmas stocking fillers with a sporting twist
🎁 Children looking for a thoughtful gift to make dad smile
🎁 Everyday use for dads who want a practical bottle at a great price
This water bottle is more than just a drink container, it’s a meaningful way to show your dad how much he means to you both on and off the pitch. With excellent value and immediate availability, there’s no reason to wait. Make your purchase today and give your dad a gift he’ll use and treasure every single day.
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