Serve up the laughs with our funny tennis player sayings gifts collection – the perfect match for tennis fans with a sense of humour. Whether you’re shopping for a witty birthday surprise, a cheeky Father's Day present, or a just-because gift, you’ll find mugs, T-shirts, hoodies, and baby grows featuring hilarious quotes from the game’s biggest legends. From Nadal to Sampras and Connors to Djokovic, these quirky designs are made to raise smiles both on and off the court. Ideal for players, parents, and fans who love a good rally of banter. Smash gifting out the park with something truly ace.
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Winning Wimbledon Was a Great Feeling, but I Hadn’t Started Shaving Yet – Boris Becker! Funny Tennis T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
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Winning Wimbledon Was a Great Feeling, but I Hadn’t Started Shaving Yet – Boris Becker! Funny Tennis Hoodie. Funny Tennis Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £22.00Regular priceIn stock
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Winning Wimbledon Was a Great Feeling, but I Hadn’t Started Shaving Yet – Boris Becker! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Tennis
Regular price £11.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Love the Competition, I Actually Love Training, It’s Who I Am – Serena Williams! Funny Tennis Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £9.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Love the Competition, I Actually Love Training, It’s Who I Am – Serena Williams! Funny Tennis Hoodie. Funny Tennis Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £22.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Love the Competition, I Actually Love Trainings, It’s Who I Am – Serena Williams. Funny Tennis T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Love the Winning, I Can’t Take the Losing, but Most of All I Just Love To Play! Funny Tennis Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £9.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Love the Winning, I Can’t Take the Losing, but Most of All I Just Love To Play! Funny Tennis Hoodie. Funny Tennis Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £22.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Love the Winning, I Can’t Take the Losing, but Most of All I Just Love To Play! Funny Tennis T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
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It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose! 10oz / 285ml, White Ceramic Mug, Microwave & Dishwasher Safe, Perfect For Your Morning Brew or Mid Match Drink
Regular price £5.99Regular priceIn stock
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It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose - Billie Jean-King! Funny Tennis T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
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It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose – Billie Jean-King! Funny Tennis Hoodie. Funny Tennis Hoodie, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £22.99Regular priceIn stock
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It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose – Billie Jean-King! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Tennis
Regular price £11.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Wake Up Every Morning and Still Can’t Believe I Actually Make a Living Playing Tennis - Andre Agassi! Funny Tennis T-Shirt, Premium Fabric, Multiple Adult Sizes
Regular price £15.99Regular priceIn stock
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I Wake Up Every Morning and Still Can’t Believe I Actually Make a Living Playing Tennis - Andre Agassi! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Tennis
Regular price £11.99Regular priceIn stock
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Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire! Funny Tennis Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
Regular price £9.99Regular priceIn stock

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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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