Winning Wimbledon Was a Great Feeling, but I Hadn’t Started Shaving Yet – Boris Becker! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults Who Love Tennis
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Serve up some serious style (and a good laugh) with our funny tennis stainless steel water bottle, featuring the legendary Boris Becker quote:
"Winning Wimbledon was a great feeling, but I hadn’t started shaving yet."
Perfect for tennis enthusiasts who appreciate a bit of cheeky banter, this bottle is both practical and full of personality.
Whether you're smashing serves on court, heading to the gym, or simply want a witty companion for your daily hydration, this bottle has you covered.
Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished in sleek white, it's a brilliant way to show off your love of tennis — and your sense of humour — wherever you go.
Product Features
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500ml capacity, ideal for sports, school, work, or everyday use
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Premium double-walled stainless steel to keep drinks cold or hot for hours
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Leak-proof, screw-top lid to prevent spills in your bag
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Lightweight yet durable, perfect for busy lifestyles
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Iconic Boris Becker quote printed clearly and stylishly
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Available in a clean white finish that suits all tastes
Perfect for
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Tennis lovers who appreciate a good laugh
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Sports fans looking for a unique gift
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Players, coaches, or tennis parents
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Anyone who enjoys fun, motivational sports quotes
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Those who like to stay hydrated in style, on and off the court
Whether you're buying for yourself or as a brilliant gift for the tennis fanatic in your life, this water bottle is guaranteed to raise smiles both on and off the court.
Grab yours today and bring a bit of tennis legend magic — and mischief — into your everyday routine!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
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Winning Wimbledon Was a Great Feeling FAQs
Is this tennis water bottle suitable for everyday use?
Is this tennis water bottle suitable for everyday use?
Yes, absolutely. Our Boris Becker tennis water bottle is designed for daily life — whether you’re heading to work, the gym, school, or the tennis court. It's made from durable stainless steel and is lightweight enough to carry everywhere, helping you stay hydrated in style.
Does the water bottle keep drinks hot and cold?
Does the water bottle keep drinks hot and cold?
Yes, it does! Thanks to its double-walled stainless steel construction, this water bottle keeps drinks cold for up to 12 hours and hot for up to 8 hours. Perfect for everything from icy cold water after a match to a warming coffee on a winter morning.
Who would love receiving this tennis water bottle as a gift?
Who would love receiving this tennis water bottle as a gift?
This bottle is ideal for anyone who loves tennis, enjoys a good laugh, or appreciates iconic sporting moments. It's a brilliant gift for players, coaches, tennis fans, sports enthusiasts, or even someone who enjoys unique, conversation-starting accessories.
What occasions is this tennis water bottle perfect for?
What occasions is this tennis water bottle perfect for?
It makes an excellent gift for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, end-of-season awards, or as a thoughtful thank you for a tennis coach. It's a great way to combine a love for tennis with a fun, memorable present.
Is the quote printed permanently on the bottle?
Is the quote printed permanently on the bottle?
Yes, the Boris Becker quote is printed onto the bottle with a high-quality finish designed to last. With proper care (handwashing recommended), the design will stay looking fresh, just like your tennis banter!
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Tennis Stainless Steel Water Bottle – Boris Becker Quote
Looking for a gift that smashes it out of the court? Our funny tennis stainless steel water bottle featuring the iconic Boris Becker quote – "Winning Wimbledon was a great feeling, but I hadn’t started shaving yet" – is the perfect choice for anyone who loves tennis and appreciates a good bit of sporting banter.
Designed for tennis fans, gym-goers, busy professionals, and anyone who loves staying hydrated in style, this bottle combines practicality with a playful nod to tennis history. Whether you're looking for a unique birthday present, a thank you gift for a coach, or something special for a tennis-mad friend, this water bottle is guaranteed to ace the occasion. Stylish, durable, and full of character, it’s a brilliant addition to any sports bag, office desk, or tennis court side-line.
Product Features
- 500ml capacity – perfect for all-day hydration
- Double-walled stainless steel – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Leak-proof, screw-top lid – no more messy spills
- Lightweight yet strong – built for everyday use
- Classic white finish – stylish, smart, and versatile
- Printed with a bold, iconic Boris Becker quote
Perfect for
- Tennis lovers who appreciate a touch of humour
- Sports enthusiasts looking for a unique and practical gift
- Tennis players of all ages – from juniors to veterans
- Coaches, teammates, and tennis parents
- Fans of legendary moments in tennis history
- Those who enjoy fun, conversation-starting accessories
The Ideal Gift for Any Occasion
Whether it's a birthday, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, end-of-season presentation, or simply a thoughtful surprise, this funny tennis water bottle is a guaranteed winner. It’s the ideal gift for those who live and breathe tennis, adding a light-hearted and personal touch to any special moment.
Ready to bring a smile to someone’s face? Treat yourself or a tennis-loving friend today and serve up the perfect gift that’s both practical and packed with personality!
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