This Court Ain't Big Enough For Your Excuses! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Serve up some serious banter with our hilarious stainless steel water bottle, featuring the cheeky slogan ‘This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses’. Designed for sporty families who love tennis, this bottle makes the perfect gift from tennis-loving parents to their equally energetic kids. Whether it’s for keeping cool courtside, at school, or out and about, it’s a must-have for anyone who appreciates a bit of racket-related humour.
This 500ml white stainless steel water bottle is durable, double-walled, and keeps drinks refreshingly cold or toasty warm. It’s a smash hit for kids who love a rally and even better for parents who like to remind them that dodgy excuses don’t cut it.
Product Features
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500ml capacity – perfect size for kids
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Double-walled stainless steel – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
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Leak-proof screw lid – no spills in the kit bag
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Fun, bold print with a tennis twist
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BPA free and reusable – better for the planet and your pockets
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Available in classic white
Perfect For
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Tennis-mad kids with a cheeky side
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Parents who love a laugh and want to keep their little players hydrated
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Sports bags, school bags, or post-match chill-outs
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Birthdays, stocking fillers, or just because
Smash your gift game and serve up some laughs – this water bottle is guaranteed to be a winner both on and off the court.
Grab yours now and let the excuses dry up while the hydration keeps flowing! 🎾💧
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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This Court Ain't Big Enough For Your Excuses FAQs
Is this water bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Is this water bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Yes! The double-walled stainless steel design keeps drinks cold for up to 12 hours and hot for up to 6 – perfect whether it's a summer tournament or a chilly early morning match.
Is the print dishwasher safe?
Is the print dishwasher safe?
To keep the design looking sharp and banter-filled, we recommend hand-washing only. It’s worth the extra rinse to keep that sass shining, but yes, it is dishwasher safe.
Can adults use this bottle too, or is it just for kids?
Can adults use this bottle too, or is it just for kids?
While it's a great size for kids, there’s absolutely nothing stopping grown-ups from showing off their tennis wit. If the shoe fits (or the serve lands), own it.
Is the bottle leak-proof?
Is the bottle leak-proof?
Yes, it’s got a secure screw-on lid with a tight seal – so no unexpected splashes in school bags or gym kits.
Do you offer this design on any other products?
Do you offer this design on any other products?
We just might! Check out our full range of funny sports-themed goodies – from T-shirts to mugs – perfect for tennis players, cricket lovers, and fans of a good pun.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Tennis Water Bottle – 'This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses'
If you're a tennis-loving parent with a sharp sense of humour, this water bottle is made for you – or more accurately, for your kids. Featuring the bold and cheeky slogan ‘This Court Ain’t Big Enough For Your Excuses’, this stainless steel bottle brings the banter to every backhand.
It’s designed for young players who spend just as much time defending their game as they do perfecting it – and for parents who are tired of hearing the same old excuses after every match.
This premium 500ml white stainless steel water bottle doesn’t just look the part – it delivers on performance. With a double-walled construction to keep drinks cold or hot for hours, it’s built to handle the demands of tennis practice, PE days, school trips, and everything in between.
Product Features
- 500ml capacity – ideal for school, sport, and everyday use
- Double-walled stainless steel – keeps drinks cold for up to 12 hours and hot for up to 6
- Leak-proof screw lid – prevents spills in bags and lockers
- Durable, BPA-free, and eco-conscious – reusable and built to last
- Bold, humorous design printed on sleek white finish
Perfect For
- Kids who play tennis (and occasionally blame the weather, racket, or umpire)
- Parents who love the game – and love calling out excuses even more
- Back-to-school essentials with personality
- Birthday presents with a sporty twist
- Christmas stocking fillers for junior athletes
- End-of-season tennis gifts or prizes
- Just-for-fun surprises to encourage hydration with a smile
This is more than just a water bottle – it’s a playful reminder that staying hydrated is key, and excuses don’t win matches. Whether it’s courtside, classroom or clubhouse, this bottle makes a brilliant conversation starter and an even better gift.
Buy now and serve up some serious style (with zero spills and no excuses).
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