Dads My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls | Funny Golf Baby Grows
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For golf lovers with a good sense of humour and a soft spot for dad jokes, this adorable baby grow hits the sweet spot. Whether dad’s constantly on the course or just constantly in the rough, this cheeky design celebrates his role as coach, hero and the undisputed monarch of wayward golf balls.
It’s the perfect gift for new dads, soon-to-be dads or golfing uncles who are always on the lookout for the next laugh and maybe their last ball.
Available in classic white, this baby grow is a fun addition to any little one’s wardrobe and a guaranteed conversation starter at family gatherings, clubhouses or baby showers.
Product Features
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100% soft cotton for all-day comfort
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Envelope neckline for easy dressing
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Popper fastenings for quick nappy changes
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Printed with high-quality inks that won't fade in the wash
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Available in white to keep the look clean and classic
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Sizes suitable for newborns up to 12 months
Perfect For
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Golf-mad dads who love a laugh
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Baby shower gifts with a personal touch
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Father’s Day surprises from bump or baby
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New parents who live for the fairway
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Gifting when you want to raise a smile (and maybe an eyebrow)
Whether he’s teaching baby to grip the bottle or dreaming of teaching the perfect grip on a nine iron, this golf-themed baby grow is the ideal gift for the family’s biggest golf fan.
Funny, heartfelt and a little bit cheeky, just like dad himself, it’s a great way to tee off the parenting journey in style.
Order yours today and make sure dad knows he's winning at more than just fatherhood… even if his golf game needs a little work.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dads My Coach, My Hero FAQs
What is the best gift to buy for a new dad who loves golf?
What is the best gift to buy for a new dad who loves golf?
If he’s golf-mad and about to become a dad, a funny golf-themed baby grow is a brilliant choice. It’s personal, playful and shows you’ve put thought into a gift that reflects his passion. Our “Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls” baby grow is a guaranteed winner for dads who enjoy a laugh and love life on the fairway.
Are funny baby grows suitable for baby showers?
Are funny baby grows suitable for baby showers?
Absolutely. Funny baby grows make fantastic baby shower gifts, especially if you want to bring a smile to the room. They’re practical, easy to wrap and perfect for standing out among the sea of plain essentials. Plus, they show you’ve gone the extra mile to find something fun and memorable.
Can a baby wear a novelty baby grow all day?
Can a baby wear a novelty baby grow all day?
Yes, as long as the fabric is soft and breathable, novelty baby grows are just as comfortable as regular ones. Ours are made from 100% soft cotton with popper fastenings for easy changes, so they’re perfect for all-day wear and naptime alike.
What size baby grow should I buy for a newborn?
What size baby grow should I buy for a newborn?
Most newborns fit comfortably into 0–3 month sizes, but if the baby is expected to be larger or if you're unsure, going up a size (3–6 months) can be a safe bet. It’s always better to leave a bit of room to grow, especially for gifting.
Is it okay to give a joke gift for a first-time dad?
Is it okay to give a joke gift for a first-time dad?
Definitely. A light-hearted gift like a funny baby grow is a lovely way to celebrate the new arrival and inject some laughter into those early (and often sleepless) days. It’s a thoughtful gesture that acknowledges his personality and sense of humour, and helps him feel involved in the fun of baby gifting
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Golf Baby Grow – Dad’s My Coach, My Hero and the King of Lost Golf Balls
If you're looking to buy a gift that’s both personal and guaranteed to get a few laughs, this funny golf baby grow ticks all the boxes. Designed with golfers in mind, this clever one-liner is ideal for dads who live for the game and love a bit of banter. It’s one of our best-selling novelty baby gifts for new dads who know their way around a buggy on and off the course.
Whether it's for Father's Day, a baby shower or a surprise gift from bump to dad, this is the ultimate way to show appreciation for his parenting and his passionate (if occasionally inaccurate) golf game. It’s fun, affordable and sure to stand out from the usual babywear gifts.
⛳ Product Features
- 👶 Soft 100% cotton for comfort and breathability
- 🍼 Envelope neckline for stress-free dressing
- 🧷 Popper fastenings for easy nappy changes
- 🎯 High-quality print that stays sharp after every wash
- ⚪ Comes in clean, classic white to suit every occasion
- 📏 Available in multiple sizes from newborn to 12 months
🎁 Perfect Gift For
- 🕺 Golf-mad new dads who love a laugh
- 🎉 Baby showers where you want to impress with a standout gift
- 👨👧 Father's Day gifts from the newest family member
- 💬 Golf buddies becoming first-time fathers
- 💚 Friends and family who appreciate something fun and thoughtful
This baby grow is a brilliant way to bring humour into the home while celebrating dad’s new role. Perfect for anyone wanting to shop for a unique, fun and practical gift, it makes a memorable addition to any newborn’s wardrobe. Whether you're treating yourself or searching for a present that's ready to deliver smiles, it's a great-value item with real character.
Don’t miss out, order now and take the stress out of gifting. With fast delivery and easy checkout, it’s never been simpler to get the perfect gift for golf lovers. Make sure your gift is the one they remember long after the last nappy change.
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
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Start their sporting journey in style.
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Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
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