Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire! Funny Tennis Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the tennis-mad mums and dads who live for the banter as much as the backhand, this cheeky baby grow serves up a winning combo of humour and cuteness.
Whether courtside at the club or catching Wimbledon from the sofa, this is the perfect little outfit for your future star to wear while keeping the rally in style.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and designed for comfort and laughs in equal measure, this black baby grow is a real ace in any tennis-loving family’s wardrobe.
The bold slogan – ‘Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire’ – guarantees giggles from the crowd (and possibly a few line calls from the grandparents).
Available sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months.
Product Features
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Made from 100% soft cotton for all-day comfort
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Nickel-free poppers for easy changing
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Bold, high-quality vinyl print that lasts wash after wash
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Short sleeves and envelope neckline for fuss-free dressing
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Unisex fit – great for baby boys and girls
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Printed and packed with care in the UK
Perfect for
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Parents who love tennis and a good bit of banter
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Sports-themed baby shower gifts
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Baby’s first Wimbledon (or just the sofa Grand Slam)
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Photo-ready outfits that make everyone smile
Make them giggle before they can even grip a racket! Whether you’re gifting or kitting out your own little legend, this baby grow guarantees a smashing start to any tiny tennis fan’s wardrobe.
Serve up the laughs – game, set and snuggle!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Game's Got More Faults Than A Bad Umpire FAQs
What size should I choose for my baby?
What size should I choose for my baby?
We offer this baby grow in six sizes: 0–3, 3–6, 6–9, 9–12, 12–18, and 18–24 months. If your little one is between sizes, we’d recommend going up a size for a comfy fit and room to grow.
Is the baby grow suitable for boys and girls?
Is the baby grow suitable for boys and girls?
Absolutely! This baby grow is unisex and looks brilliant on both baby boys and girls – tennis banter knows no gender.
How should I wash it?
How should I wash it?
We recommend washing the baby grow inside out at 30°C with similar colours. Avoid tumble drying and ironing directly on the print to keep it looking fresh for longer.
What material is the baby grow made from?
What material is the baby grow made from?
It’s made from 100% soft cotton – gentle on your baby’s skin and perfect for all-day wear, whether they’re snoozing or serving up chaos.
Is this a good gift for tennis fans?
Is this a good gift for tennis fans?
Definitely. It’s ideal for tennis-mad parents or anyone who loves a laugh. It makes a cracking baby shower or new baby gift – especially for those who appreciate a bit of cheeky courtside humour!
Why Cows Corner?
Your Game’s Got More Faults Than a Bad Umpire. Baby Grow – Black
Serve up some serious laughs with our black baby grow featuring the hilarious slogan, ‘Your game’s got more faults than a bad umpire’.
This tennis-themed baby grow is the perfect way to add a splash of humour to your little one’s wardrobe – especially if you're a parent who lives and breathes tennis (and a bit of cheeky courtside banter).
Whether you’re raising the next Wimbledon champion or simply want to share your love of the sport from day one, this is a must-have piece for tennis-loving families.
Ideal for everyday wear, match day watching, or as a playful statement at baby groups, it’s designed for comfort, convenience and smiles.
Who is this baby grow for?
This baby grow is made for parents who are passionate about tennis – whether they’re club regulars, weekend warriors, or just loyal spectators of every Grand Slam. If you’ve ever called a line judge blind from your sofa or taught your baby to say ‘ace’ before ‘mama’, then this one’s for you.
It’s also the perfect gift for tennis-mad friends and family who’ve just had a baby, or are expecting one soon. Whether it's for a baby shower, new arrival, first birthday or just a ‘thinking of you’ gift, this funny baby grow is guaranteed to raise a smile and hit the sweet spot.
Available Sizes
Choose from the following sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9–12 months, 12–18 months, and 18–24 months. Designed for a relaxed fit with a little room to grow.
Product Features
- 100% soft cotton for breathable, all-day comfort
- Short-sleeved with envelope neckline for easy dressing
- Nickel-free poppers for fuss-free changing
- Bold, high-quality vinyl slogan print that won’t crack or fade
- Unisex design – great for both baby boys and girls
- Printed and packed with care in the UK
Perfect Gift Occasions
- Baby shower gifts for tennis-loving parents
- New baby presents with a fun and sporty twist
- First Grand Slam viewing outfit for your little one
- Birthday gifts for babies born into tennis-obsessed families
- ‘Just because’ gift for sports fans who appreciate a good pun
Don’t miss the chance to ace your next baby gift. This witty baby grow is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for any tennis-loving household – because it’s never too early to develop a strong serve and a sharper sense of humour.
Add it to your basket today and bring the banter to the baby court – game, set and match!
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