Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting | Funny Football Baby Bodysuit, Organic or In-Conversion to Organic Cotton, Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For the football-loving parent with a sharp sense of humour, this black baby grow is the perfect addition to your little one’s wardrobe.
Featuring the hilarious slogan ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’, it’s designed for the tiniest member of the team to bring a bit of football banter to the changing table.
Made for comfort, laughs and those all-important photo ops, this baby grow is as soft as a goal-line tap-in and as cheeky as a nutmeg in the box. Whether you're watching the match or heading to the park, it will raise a smile and maybe even a few eyebrows from mates and fellow fans.
Product Features
• Printed with the slogan ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’
• Soft-touch black cotton for all-day comfort
• Envelope-style neckline and popper fastenings for easy changing
• Available in sizes: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9–12 months, 12–18 months, 18–24 months
• Designed and printed in the UK
• Machine washable and built for match-day mess
Perfect For
• Parents who live and breathe football
• Banter kings and queens with a new little player
• Football-themed baby showers or new baby gifts
• Weekend kickabouts with the buggy in tow
• Creating the funniest baby photos for your group chat
This baby grows and is a crowd pleaser for football families who like their humour as sharply as their side's attack.
Grab one today and turn your little dribbler into the star of the team before they can even walk.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting FAQs
What makes a baby grow a good gift for new parents?
What makes a baby grow a good gift for new parents?
A baby grow is one of the most practical and appreciated gifts for new parents. It’s something they’ll use daily, especially when it’s easy to dress and change. When it comes with a funny or personalised slogan, like this one, it also adds a touch of personality that shows you’ve really thought about your gift choice.
How many baby grows does a newborn typically need?
How many baby grows does a newborn typically need?
Most newborns go through several changes a day, so it’s recommended to have at least 6 to 8 baby grows in rotation. Having a mix of plain basics and something fun like this slogan baby grow means parents are always ready, whether it's for day-to-day wear or a visit to see friends and family.
When is the best time to buy a baby grow gift?
When is the best time to buy a baby grow gift?
The best time to buy is before the baby arrives, especially if you’re heading to a baby shower. But don’t worry if you miss that window, this baby grow also makes a fantastic present in those early months when parents are still adjusting and enjoying surprise gifts through the door.
What should a baby wear after birth?
What should a baby wear after birth?
Right after birth, comfort is key. Most parents dress their newborns in soft, breathable baby grows that are easy to take on and off. This one ticks every box, it’s cotton-rich, gentle on skin and super easy to change, making it a perfect first outfit or spare change for those early days.
Is this baby grow suitable for gifting at a baby shower?
Is this baby grow suitable for gifting at a baby shower?
Absolutely. This baby grow is an ideal baby shower gift for any football-loving couple. It’s both funny and functional – a brilliant conversation starter and something that will definitely get used. It’s thoughtful, memorable and guaranteed to raise a smile
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Football Baby Grow – ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’
If you’re searching for the perfect baby gift for a football-mad parent with a great sense of humour, look no further. Our funny football baby grow, printed with the line ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’, is designed to score laughs and deliver comfort in equal measure. Available in classic black, it’s an unforgettable present for football fans who love a bit of banter – and want their little one to get in on the joke from day one.
Made for Mini Football Fans 👶⚽
This baby grow is more than just a novelty item. It’s soft, practical and created with busy parents in mind. With envelope shoulders for easy over-the-head dressing and secure popper fastenings for fuss-free changes, it’s ideal for everyday wear, match-day lounging or turning heads at the local café.
Designed and printed in the UK, each piece is made to a high standard to keep up with dribbles, naps and messy moments. It’s a brilliant conversation starter and a must-have for any footy-loving household that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
🎁 A Brilliant Gift for Baby Showers and Football-Loving Families
Whether you’re buying for your own child or shopping for a new arrival in your life, this baby grow is an easy winner. It makes a fantastic gift for:
- 🎉 Baby showers where the parents are always talking about their team
- 🍼 New baby arrivals born into football-mad families
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for newborns with die-hard football fans for mums or dads
- 🎂 First birthdays or milestone photo shoots with a funny twist
- ⚽ Club mates who have just become parents and love a bit of pitchside banter
✨ Product Features
- 🖤 Slogan: ‘Your Tekkers Are As Rare as a Unicorn Sighting’ printed across the front
- 🧵 Soft, breathable black cotton for maximum comfort
- 👕 Envelope neckline and popper fastening for easy dressing and nappy changes
- 📏 Sizes available: 0–3 months, 3–6 months, 6–9 months, 9–12 months, 12–18 months, 18–24 months
- 🧼 Machine washable for repeat wear and easy care
- 🇬🇧 Designed and printed in the UK
This isn’t just a baby grow – it’s a pitch-perfect gift for the next generation of football fans. Whether you're buying for your own little legend or surprising a friend who’s just become a parent, this is a fun and memorable choice. Add one to your basket today and make sure the smallest player in the squad is dressed to impress.
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