Dad’s My Coach My Biggest Fan and My Post-Match Snack Provider! | Funny Rugby Water Bottle
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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If you are looking for the ultimate rugby-inspired gift that will raise a smile every time it is used, this funny rugby water bottle is the perfect choice. Designed with the slogan “Dad’s My Coach My Biggest Fan and My Post-Match Snack Provider!”, it captures the humour, love, and banter that makes rugby such a special part of family life.
This practical and lightweight water bottle is finished in crisp white, making the slogan stand out boldly. Whether it’s used on match days, training sessions, or simply as a daily companion at work or the gym, it is guaranteed to keep hydration fun and full of personality.
Product Features
🟢 Durable and reusable design
🟢 Available in white with bold rugby slogan
🟢 Lightweight and easy to carry for training or everyday use
🟢 Secure lid to prevent leaks and spills
🟢 A standout gift that combines practicality with rugby humour
Perfect for
🏉 Dads who double as rugby coaches and cheerleaders
🏉 Rugby-loving parents who provide more than just snacks
🏉 A light-hearted Father’s Day, birthday, or Christmas gift
🏉 Post-match celebrations or sideline supporters
🏉 Anyone who loves rugby banter and useful gifts
Whether it’s given as a thoughtful present for a dad who never misses a game or bought as a treat to brighten up the daily water routine, this bottle is more than just practical. It’s a celebration of rugby life, laughter, and the role dads play both on and off the pitch.
Add one to your basket today and give a gift that keeps the fun flowing long after the final whistle.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
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Dad’s My Coach My Biggest Fan FAQs
Why are water bottles such a popular gift idea?
Why are water bottles such a popular gift idea?
Water bottles are both practical and thoughtful, making them a go-to gift. They’re used daily, whether at work, the gym, or out on the pitch, which means your present won’t just be appreciated but will also be seen regularly. Add a funny slogan or theme and it becomes a gift that raises a smile every time it’s used.
What makes a funny water bottle a good present for dads?
What makes a funny water bottle a good present for dads?
Dads love gifts that combine humour with usefulness, and a funny water bottle ticks both boxes. It’s something he can use at training sessions, on the sidelines, or during his day-to-day routine, while also enjoying the playful message that celebrates his role in family rugby life.
Are personalised or themed water bottles better for special occasions?
Are personalised or themed water bottles better for special occasions?
Themed water bottles, especially ones with a sporting or family joke, feel just as personal as a customised item. They show thoughtfulness because they’re chosen to match the recipient’s love of rugby and their personality, making them ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or Christmas.
Which occasions are best for giving a water bottle as a gift?
Which occasions are best for giving a water bottle as a gift?
A water bottle makes a great present for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, or as a post-season thank you to a dad who doubles up as coach, fan, and snack provider. It’s also a brilliant “just because” gift that shows appreciation without needing a big occasion.
How do reusable water bottles add value compared to disposable bottles?
How do reusable water bottles add value compared to disposable bottles?
Reusable bottles are better for the environment, save money over time, and last much longer than single-use plastic. They’re also sturdier, more stylish, and can carry unique slogans or designs that make them feel like a special, long-term keepsake.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Rugby Water Bottle – Dad’s My Coach My Biggest Fan and My Post-Match Snack Provider!
If you are looking to buy a unique rugby gift that combines humour and practicality, this water bottle is the perfect choice. Featuring the playful slogan “Dad’s My Coach My Biggest Fan and My Post-Match Snack Provider!”, it makes a thoughtful and funny present for dads who live and breathe rugby. Whether for match day, training, or simply day-to-day use, this water bottle is designed to bring smiles while keeping hydration on point.
Product Features
✅ Durable and reusable quality design built to last
✅ Crisp white finish with a standout rugby slogan
✅ Lightweight and easy to carry for everyday use
✅ Secure lid to prevent leaks and spills
✅ Affordable rugby gift with real value
Perfect For
🏉 Father’s Day presents that celebrate rugby banter
🏉 Birthday or Christmas gifts for rugby-mad dads
🏉 Post-match laughs with the family on the sidelines
🏉 Parents who double up as coach, cheerleader, and snack provider
🏉 Anyone searching for the best rugby-themed gift ideas
Whether you purchase this water bottle as a surprise for a special occasion or treat yourself to something fun and functional, it is guaranteed to deliver both value and laughs. With its lightweight design and secure build, it is not only a useful accessory but also a brilliant conversation starter. Shop today to secure this affordable rugby gift while it’s still in stock and make sure your dad feels like the star of the team both on and off the pitch.
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