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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
If you know someone who lives and breathes rugby and enjoys a good laugh, this water bottle is the perfect gift. Featuring the cheeky slogan “Rugby Because Punching People in Public Is Frowned Upon”, it’s a playful nod to the tough side of the game and a great way to stay hydrated whether on the pitch, at the gym, or in everyday life.
Designed with both practicality and personality in mind, this bottle makes an ideal companion for rugby players and fans who love their banter as much as the sport itself.
Product Features:
🏉 Made from durable stainless steel for long-lasting use
🏉 Available in classic white with bold design print
🏉 Lightweight and portable, perfect for sports bags or everyday carry
🏉 Secure screw-top lid to prevent leaks
🏉 Easy to clean and designed for regular use
Perfect for:
🎁 Rugby players who appreciate a bit of humour
🎁 Fans who enjoy rugby banter on and off the pitch
🎁 Gym goers and fitness enthusiasts with a love for the game
🎁 Friends, family or teammates in need of a fun and practical gift
This funny rugby water bottle brings together style, humour and function, making it a standout present for any occasion. Whether it’s a birthday, Christmas, or just a thoughtful surprise, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile while keeping drinks refreshingly cool.
Don’t miss out on giving a gift that’s both practical and laugh-out-loud funny.
Order yours today and let the rugby banter flow.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Water bottles are both practical and personal, making them an ideal present. They can be used daily, they’re eco-friendly, and with the right design, they add humour and personality.
They combine function with laughter. A rugby fan will enjoy using something practical while also showing off their love for the sport and banter.
Yes, reusable bottles show you’ve considered both the recipient’s lifestyle and the environment. It’s a gift that is useful, sustainable, and often long lasting.
Birthdays, Christmas, thank-you presents, and even team celebrations are all ideal moments. A water bottle is a gift that fits both everyday use and special occasions.
They stand out because they reflect someone’s passions or personality. A rugby-themed bottle is more than just a drink container, it’s a conversation starter and a reminder of their favourite sport.
Looking for the perfect rugby gift that combines humour, practicality and great value? This funny rugby water bottle is available now in white and is a must-have for players, fans and fitness lovers who enjoy rugby banter. With its cheeky design, it makes the ideal purchase for anyone who wants to stand out while staying hydrated at training, the gym or on the go.
✅ Made from premium stainless steel for long-lasting use
✅ White finish with exclusive design print
✅ Lightweight and portable for sports bags or everyday use
✅ Secure screw-top lid to keep drinks safe
✅ Easy to clean and always in stock ready to order
🎁 A birthday surprise for rugby fans
🎁 A fun Christmas present that always raises a laugh
🎁 Teammates or coaches who love a bit of banter
🎁 Affordable gifts that combine humour and practicality
🎁 Anyone looking to buy a unique rugby accessory online
This funny rugby water bottle isn’t just a novelty item, it’s a practical purchase that will be used every day. Whether you are shopping for a limited time offer or planning to buy the best gift for a rugby enthusiast, this bottle ticks every box. Don’t miss out on this exclusive design – order yours today, checkout securely and enjoy fast delivery straight to your door.
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