Dad Bowled Me Over With His Dad Jokes. 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Whether cheering from the boundary or sneaking in a nets session, this hilarious stainless steel water bottle is perfect for young cricket fans and their joke-cracking dads.
The phrase 'Dad bowled me over with his dad jokes' printed proudly on the front is a cheeky nod to cricket-loving parents who can’t resist a pun – no matter how bad it is!
Made for kids who’ve inherited both a love of cricket and a groan-worthy sense of humour, this bottle is a practical and funny gift bound to raise a smile (and maybe a few eye-rolls, too).
Product Features
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500ml capacity – ideal for school, sports or match days
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Double-walled stainless steel – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
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Screw-top lid with leak-proof seal
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Printed in the UK with high-quality, fade-resistant print
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Available in white – sleek, simple and stylish
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BPA-free and eco-conscious – say goodbye to single-use bottles
Perfect For
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Dads who live for cricket season – and dad jokes
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Kids who love a bit of banter with their hydration
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Cricket clubs and teams looking for fun, themed merch
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Gifting on Father’s Day, birthdays or just because
Whether for the school bag, the cricket bag or pride of place on the kitchen shelf, this water bottle is a guaranteed hit.
It’s the perfect way to combine your love for cricket with family fun.
So, if you're ready to deliver the ultimate dad joke – clean, bowled, and bottled – this one’s for you. Grab yours today, and let the giggles begin!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dad Bowled Me Over With His Dad Jokes FAQs
Is this water bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Is this water bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Yes, absolutely. The double-walled stainless steel design keeps cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for several hours – perfect for year-round use.
Is the bottle dishwasher safe?
Is the bottle dishwasher safe?
To preserve the quality of the print, we recommend hand-washing only. A gentle rinse with warm soapy water will keep it looking fresh.
What size is the bottle?
What size is the bottle?
It holds 500ml, which is a great size for school days, cricket training or just keeping hydrated on the go.
Can I personalise the bottle with a name?
Can I personalise the bottle with a name?
This particular design is sold as seen and isn’t currently customisable. However, we’re always working on new ideas – watch this space!
What age is this suitable for?
What age is this suitable for?
It’s perfect for kids of all ages – whether they’re just starting out in cricket or already smashing sixes. And, of course, it’s just as much fun for adults with a good sense of humour!
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Stainless Steel Water Bottle – 'Dad Bowled Me Over with His Dad Jokes'
This hilarious stainless steel water bottle is the perfect blend of cricket passion and dad humour – designed for kids who love the game and the dads who can't resist a pun.
With the witty phrase 'Dad bowled me over with his dad jokes' proudly printed on the front, it’s a standout gift that scores runs in both laughs and practicality.
Whether it's being packed into a school bag, taken to weekend matches, or used as an everyday bottle, this stylish and durable white water bottle will keep drinks at the right temperature – and turn a few heads while it’s at it.
Made for cricket-loving families, it’s a fun, functional way to celebrate the special bond between a dad and their young cricketer.
Product Features
- 500ml capacity – the ideal size for staying hydrated on and off the pitch
- Premium double-walled stainless steel – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Leak-proof screw-top lid – no spills in bags or kits
- Fade-resistant printed design – bold, vibrant, and built to last
- BPA-free – a safer, eco-friendly alternative to plastic bottles
- Available in classic white for a clean, crisp finish
Perfect For
- Cricket-loving dads who can’t help but crack a classic dad joke
- Children who share their dad’s passion for the game – and his humour!
- Gifting on Father’s Day, birthdays, or as a fun surprise from child to parent
- Cricket club gift shops or themed end-of-season goodies
- Any occasion where you want a unique, cricket-themed present that stands out
This water bottle isn’t just a novelty – it’s a high-quality, everyday essential with character. It ticks all the boxes for function, design, and sentiment, making it an ideal present that’s both useful and personal.
If you’re looking for a thoughtful gift with a touch of cricket banter, this one’s guaranteed to hit the middle. Order yours today and knock it for six!
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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