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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Whether fielding at fine leg or running laps in the garden, staying hydrated is all part of the game – especially when you’re calling the shots.
Our stainless steel water bottle with the slogan 'Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker' is a must-have for any young cricketer who knows exactly who’s boss.
Made for cricket-loving families, this fun and practical bottle is perfect for match days, training sessions, or just winding Dad up on the boundary rope.
With its bold design and banter-filled slogan, it’s a brilliant way to celebrate the power struggle that only cricketing households genuinely understand.
It’s both lightweight and durable in classic white – ready to handle everything from school bags to the changing room floor.
Product Features:
• Premium stainless steel construction – tough enough for every inning
• Leak-proof, screw-top lid – no unexpected spills in the kit bag
• Double-walled insulation – keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
• 500ml capacity – ideal for kids on the go
• Crisp white finish – makes that cheeky slogan pop
• Easy to clean – built for daily use
Perfect for:
• Young cricketers with a big personality
• Cricket-mad dads who can take a bit of banter
• Sports days, weekend matches, or just everyday use
• A brilliant birthday or Father’s Day gift with a twist
Let’s be honest – Dad might think he’s in charge, but the little one knows differently.
Whether it’s for your child or a gift for a fellow cricket nut, this bottle brings the laughs while keeping things cool.
Don’t wait for the drinks break – grab one now and let the mind games begin!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes – it’s double-walled and insulated, so it’ll keep cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours. Ideal for summer matches or chilly morning training!
It has a 500ml capacity, which is the perfect size for younger cricketers – not too bulky, but enough to keep them refreshed between overs.
To keep the design looking sharp, we recommend hand-washing only. It only takes a quick rinse and it’s good to go again!
It’s made from high-quality stainless steel – lightweight, durable, and built to survive the chaos of a cricket bag.
Absolutely! It makes a brilliant present for any cricket-loving family – whether it's for a birthday, Father’s Day, or just for a laugh between innings.
Looking for a gift that’ll hit the stumps when it comes to laughs and practicality?
This stainless steel water bottle, boldly printed with 'Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker', is a winning choice for young cricketers – and the cricket-mad parents who’ll love the banter just as much as they love the game.
Whether you’re buying for your own little all-rounder or a mini match-day mischief-maker, this bottle is designed for kids who know they’re the true boss – even if Dad still thinks he’s calling the shots.
Made from premium stainless steel and finished in clean, crisp white, it’s a smart, sturdy and standout gift that’s as useful in the nets as it is in everyday life.
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a conversation starter, a cheeky nod to family cricket rivalries, and a genuinely useful everyday essential. If you’re looking for a gift that’s equal parts fun and functional, this bottle delivers both – with a side of banter.
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