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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Whether fielding at fine leg or running laps in the garden, staying hydrated is all part of the game – especially when you’re calling the shots.
Our stainless steel water bottle with the slogan 'Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker' is a must-have for any young cricketer who knows exactly who’s boss.
Made for cricket-loving families, this fun and practical bottle is perfect for match days, training sessions, or just winding Dad up on the boundary rope.
With its bold design and banter-filled slogan, it’s a brilliant way to celebrate the power struggle that only cricketing households genuinely understand.
It’s both lightweight and durable in classic white – ready to handle everything from school bags to the changing room floor.
Product Features:
• Premium stainless steel construction – tough enough for every inning
• Leak-proof, screw-top lid – no unexpected spills in the kit bag
• Double-walled insulation – keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
• 500ml capacity – ideal for kids on the go
• Crisp white finish – makes that cheeky slogan pop
• Easy to clean – built for daily use
Perfect for:
• Young cricketers with a big personality
• Cricket-mad dads who can take a bit of banter
• Sports days, weekend matches, or just everyday use
• A brilliant birthday or Father’s Day gift with a twist
Let’s be honest – Dad might think he’s in charge, but the little one knows differently.
Whether it’s for your child or a gift for a fellow cricket nut, this bottle brings the laughs while keeping things cool.
Don’t wait for the drinks break – grab one now and let the mind games begin!
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Yes – it’s double-walled and insulated, so it’ll keep cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours. Ideal for summer matches or chilly morning training!
It has a 500ml capacity, which is the perfect size for younger cricketers – not too bulky, but enough to keep them refreshed between overs.
To keep the design looking sharp, we recommend hand-washing only. It only takes a quick rinse and it’s good to go again!
It’s made from high-quality stainless steel – lightweight, durable, and built to survive the chaos of a cricket bag.
Absolutely! It makes a brilliant present for any cricket-loving family – whether it's for a birthday, Father’s Day, or just for a laugh between innings.
Looking for a gift that’ll hit the stumps when it comes to laughs and practicality?
This stainless steel water bottle, boldly printed with 'Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker', is a winning choice for young cricketers – and the cricket-mad parents who’ll love the banter just as much as they love the game.
Whether you’re buying for your own little all-rounder or a mini match-day mischief-maker, this bottle is designed for kids who know they’re the true boss – even if Dad still thinks he’s calling the shots.
Made from premium stainless steel and finished in clean, crisp white, it’s a smart, sturdy and standout gift that’s as useful in the nets as it is in everyday life.
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a conversation starter, a cheeky nod to family cricket rivalries, and a genuinely useful everyday essential. If you’re looking for a gift that’s equal parts fun and functional, this bottle delivers both – with a side of banter.
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