Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker!! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls To Keep Hydrated
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Whether fielding at fine leg or running laps in the garden, staying hydrated is all part of the game – especially when you’re calling the shots.
Our stainless steel water bottle with the slogan 'Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker' is a must-have for any young cricketer who knows exactly who’s boss.
Made for cricket-loving families, this fun and practical bottle is perfect for match days, training sessions, or just winding Dad up on the boundary rope.
With its bold design and banter-filled slogan, it’s a brilliant way to celebrate the power struggle that only cricketing households genuinely understand.
It’s both lightweight and durable in classic white – ready to handle everything from school bags to the changing room floor.
Product Features:
• Premium stainless steel construction – tough enough for every inning
• Leak-proof, screw-top lid – no unexpected spills in the kit bag
• Double-walled insulation – keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
• 500ml capacity – ideal for kids on the go
• Crisp white finish – makes that cheeky slogan pop
• Easy to clean – built for daily use
Perfect for:
• Young cricketers with a big personality
• Cricket-mad dads who can take a bit of banter
• Sports days, weekend matches, or just everyday use
• A brilliant birthday or Father’s Day gift with a twist
Let’s be honest – Dad might think he’s in charge, but the little one knows differently.
Whether it’s for your child or a gift for a fellow cricket nut, this bottle brings the laughs while keeping things cool.
Don’t wait for the drinks break – grab one now and let the mind games begin!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker FAQs
Is the bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Is the bottle suitable for both hot and cold drinks?
Yes – it’s double-walled and insulated, so it’ll keep cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours. Ideal for summer matches or chilly morning training!
How much does it hold?
How much does it hold?
It has a 500ml capacity, which is the perfect size for younger cricketers – not too bulky, but enough to keep them refreshed between overs.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Is it dishwasher safe?
To keep the design looking sharp, we recommend hand-washing only. It only takes a quick rinse and it’s good to go again!
What material is the bottle made from?
What material is the bottle made from?
It’s made from high-quality stainless steel – lightweight, durable, and built to survive the chaos of a cricket bag.
Can I buy this as a gift?
Can I buy this as a gift?
Absolutely! It makes a brilliant present for any cricket-loving family – whether it's for a birthday, Father’s Day, or just for a laugh between innings.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Stainless Steel Water Bottle – 'Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker'
Looking for a gift that’ll hit the stumps when it comes to laughs and practicality?
This stainless steel water bottle, boldly printed with 'Dad’s Captain, But I’m The Real Decision Maker', is a winning choice for young cricketers – and the cricket-mad parents who’ll love the banter just as much as they love the game.
Whether you’re buying for your own little all-rounder or a mini match-day mischief-maker, this bottle is designed for kids who know they’re the true boss – even if Dad still thinks he’s calling the shots.
Made from premium stainless steel and finished in clean, crisp white, it’s a smart, sturdy and standout gift that’s as useful in the nets as it is in everyday life.
Product Features
- 500ml capacity – ideal for keeping junior players hydrated on the go
- Double-walled insulation – keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
- Leak-proof screw-top lid – prevents spills in school bags or cricket kits
- Durable stainless steel construction – tough enough for regular use
- Sleek white finish – makes the slogan pop and adds a modern touch
- Lightweight and easy to carry – perfect for training, match days or school
Perfect For
- Young cricketers with big personalities
- Cricket-loving dads with a sense of humour
- Father’s Day gifts with a cheeky twist
- Birthday presents for kids who love cricket (and love winding Dad up)
- Christmas stockings, cricket club raffles, or fun team giveaways
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a conversation starter, a cheeky nod to family cricket rivalries, and a genuinely useful everyday essential. If you’re looking for a gift that’s equal parts fun and functional, this bottle delivers both – with a side of banter.
Add it to your basket today and score big on smiles!
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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