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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Whether you're raising the next cricketing superstar or just love a bit of banter in the clubhouse, our funny stainless steel water bottle is a cracking way to show off your love for the game.
Featuring the playful phrase 'Dad’s Like A Good Yorker – Keeps Me On My Toes', it’s the perfect blend of parenting pride and cricket humour.
This reusable bottle is ideal for keeping drinks cold during long spells at the crease or on the boundary rope. It is practical and packed with personality.
Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished in clean, crisp white – it's as sharp as a yorker from Wasim Akram in his prime.
Premium white stainless steel with a glossy finish
500ml capacity – ideal for match days or school
Double-walled insulation to keep drinks cold or hot
Leak-proof screw top lid
Durable and reusable – say goodbye to single-use plastic
Easy to clean and fits in most standard bottle holders
Cricket-mad dads (and mums!) who want to treat their kids
Young cricketers with a sense of humour
Birthday gifts, stocking fillers, or “just because” surprises
Families who love spending weekends at the cricket pitch
So, if you're after a gift that bowls over both laughs and usefulness, this bottle hits the stumps every time.
Order yours today and keep your little one hydrated and smiling all summer.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Yes – it’s double-walled and insulated, so it’ll keep cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours. Perfect for summer matches or chilly early season training!
The bottle holds 500ml, which is plenty for staying refreshed during games, training, or a school day.
To keep the print looking sharp and the bottle in top condition, we recommend hand washing only, but yes it is dishwasher safe
Yes, the bottle is a handy size and fits in most standard school bag bottle holders and side pockets.
The design is printed using high-quality processes for long-lasting durability, but like all printed bottles, it's best to avoid harsh scrubbing or dishwasher cycles.
Looking for a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile and be used every day? Our funny cricket stainless steel water bottle is the ideal present for cricket-mad parents who want to keep their kids hydrated in style.
With the witty slogan ‘Dad’s Like A Good Yorker – Keeps Me On My Toes’, this bottle blends cricket humour with practical everyday use – perfect for match days, school bags, or days out with the family.
Made from durable, high-quality stainless steel and finished in clean white, this bottle is designed to stand the test of time – just like Dad’s banter.
Whether it’s a treat from Dad, or a cheeky nod to your cricket-loving family, it’s a unique and thoughtful way to say “you’re bowled over by them”.
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a conversation starter, a sideline essential, and a subtle nod to the legends of the game who inspired it.
Whether you’re pitching up at the boundary rope or packing a lunchbox, it’s a great way to bring a bit of cricket joy to the everyday.
Make it yours today – and give the cricket-lover in your life something they’ll use, love and laugh at all year round.
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