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Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Add a cheeky bit of cricket banter to your daily routine with our stainless steel water bottle that celebrates all the dads out there who keep everyone guessing!
Whether he’s a master of the dad jokes or just loves giving the kids a run for their money in the garden nets, this water bottle is made for the cricket-loving father figure who’s always got a trick up his sleeve.
Available in classic white, this bottle isn’t just a hilarious gift – it’s also practical, reusable, and perfect for staying hydrated at home, in the office, or on the boundary rope.
Product Features:
High-quality white stainless steel bottle with bold, funny cricket-themed design
Leak-proof screw-top lid – ideal for school bags, cricket bags or office desks
Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours – perfect for tea, squash, or a sneaky post-match beverage
Lightweight, durable and easy to clean
Holds approx. 500ml of liquid
Perfect For:
Cricket-mad dads who enjoy a bit of sideline mischief
Kids wanting to gift something funny and personal to their cricket-loving parent
Anyone who appreciates clever cricket banter and a well-timed spin reference
Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because Dad bowled you over with another classic pun
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, it’s designed to keep your drinks hot or cold for hours, making it perfect for everything from tea on chilly mornings to cold squash during summer matches.
The bottle holds approximately 500ml – ideal for staying hydrated during cricket training, at school, or on a family day out.
To keep the design looking fresh and vibrant, we recommend hand washing only. This will help preserve the quality of the print for as long as possible, but it is dishwasher safe
Yes, the bottle features a screw-top lid with a tight seal to prevent leaks – perfect for popping in a cricket bag or rucksack without any worries.
The bottle is made from high-quality stainless steel, which is both durable and BPA-free – so it’s safe, long-lasting, and perfect for everyday use.
If your dad lives and breathes cricket — and has a knack for mischief — this is the perfect gift to keep him smiling and hydrated.
Our stainless steel water bottle, proudly printed with the cheeky slogan "Dad’s Like a Spin Bowler – Always Full of Tricks", is the ideal present for the dad who’s got more spin than a Test match pitch on day five.
Whether he’s umpiring from the sofa, cheering from the boundary, or lobbing bouncers at the kids in the garden nets, this water bottle is made for cricket-mad dads who love a bit of banter.
Stylish, practical and reusable, it’s the ultimate companion for long days at the ground, early morning school runs, or a quiet brew on the go.
Whether he’s a spin king, a boundary-line banter merchant, or simply the family’s biggest cricket fan, this water bottle is a winning choice.
Functional and full of personality, it hits the stumps when it comes to everyday use and keeps the laughs flowing.
Don’t let Dad go another match without it – order yours today and give him a gift that’s as clever and cool as he is.
products | ai designs
Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
products | gift boxes
Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
products | hoodies
Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
products | mugs
Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
product | t-shirt
From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
