For Every Throwdown, Team Talk and Tip, Thank You, Coach | 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls & Cricket Coach
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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There are cricket coaches, and then there are your coaches. The ones who show up early, stay late, throw down ball after ball in the nets, give the pep talks, and somehow know just when to say the right thing.
This water bottle is a small but brilliant way to say a massive thank you for every throwdown, team talk and tip they’ve given over the season.
Whether it’s for the end of term, the last match of the year, or just because your coach deserves some love, this stainless steel bottle is a practical, funny and heartfelt gift they’ll actually use. Made to last longer than a team warm-up, and designed to make them smile every time they take a sip.
Product Features
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White stainless steel finish with a bold, cricket-themed thank you message
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Double-walled insulation to keep drinks hot or cold for hours
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Leak-proof screw top lid to avoid any spills in the kit bag
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500ml capacity – ideal for nets, matches or the ride home
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Durable, reusable and easy to clean
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Printed in the UK with high-quality detail
Perfect For
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Cricket coaches who deserve a proper thank you
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Junior or senior teams looking for end-of-season gifts
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Parents wanting to surprise their child’s favourite coach
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Club members who wish to show their appreciation in a fun, personal way
Show your coach just how much they mean to you with a gift that hits the stumps.
Add this water bottle to your basket today and make them smile every time they take a swig, because great coaches deserve more than just a pat on the back.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
For Every Throwdown FAQs
What makes a good gift for a cricket coach?
What makes a good gift for a cricket coach?
A good gift for a cricket coach should be thoughtful, practical and show appreciation. A stainless steel water bottle with a personalised or heartfelt message ticks all the boxes, it's something they can use daily and serves as a constant reminder of the team’s gratitude.
Are stainless steel water bottles a good gift idea?
Are stainless steel water bottles a good gift idea?
Yes, stainless steel bottles are a great gift idea. They’re reusable, eco-friendly, and perfect for sports coaches who are on the go. When paired with a funny or personal message, they become a brilliant keepsake too.
When should you give your coach a thank you gift?
When should you give your coach a thank you gift?
Popular times include the end of the season, during awards nights, or around occasions like Christmas and birthdays. You don’t need a set date, sometimes the best gifts are the unexpected ones.
What should I write in a gift for a coach?
What should I write in a gift for a coach?
Short, meaningful messages work best, especially when they capture what the coach has done for the team. Phrases like “For every throwdown, team talk and tip, thank you, coach” strike the perfect balance between humour and appreciation.
Do coaches appreciate personalised gifts?
Do coaches appreciate personalised gifts?
Absolutely. Coaches value recognition, and a gift that’s been chosen with them in mind, especially one that reflects their role in the team, is always appreciated more than something generic
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Water Bottle – “For Every Throwdown, Team Talk and Tip, Thank You, Coach”
Looking for the perfect thank you gift for your cricket coach? This stainless steel water bottle does more than just hold water, it shows appreciation for every drill, every team talk, and every small piece of advice that made a big difference. Whether it’s for an end-of-season celebration, a farewell gift, or just a thoughtful gesture from the team, this bottle says it all with a message that hits the mark.
Designed with coaches in mind, this is a gift that’s both practical and personal. The bold print reads “For Every Throwdown, Team Talk and Tip, Thank You, Coach”, a funny but heartfelt tribute that will be appreciated by cricket lovers at any level. With a sleek white finish and premium feel, it’s a stylish upgrade from a plastic bottle and one they’ll use with pride, on and off the pitch.
🎁 Ideal Gift Occasions
This water bottle makes an excellent gift for:
- 🏏 End-of-season thank yous from players or parents
- 🎓 School or club cricket coach leaving presents
- 🎄 Christmas gifts for cricket-mad mentors
- 🎉 Birthday presents for your favourite coach
- 👏 Just because they deserve some recognition
⭐ Product Features
- 🧊 Double-walled stainless steel for long-lasting temperature control
- 💧 Leak-proof screw top lid – no spills in the kit bag
- ⚪ Crisp white finish with bold, high-quality slogan print
- 🥤 500ml capacity – perfect for nets, match days or travel
- 🧼 Easy to clean and fully reusable – better for the planet
- 🇬🇧 Printed in the UK and delivered with care
If you're part of a cricket club, junior team or school side, this bottle makes a brilliant group gift. And if you’re a parent, it’s a thoughtful way to thank the person who helped your child grow in confidence and love the game.
Practical, funny and filled with meaning, this water bottle is a winning way to say thanks. Order yours today and give your coach something they’ll genuinely use and never forget.
Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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Looking for something truly unique? Design your own sports gifts in seconds with our AI tool.
From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
Perfect for sporty kids, proud parents, and anyone who lives and breathes the game.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Hoodies
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour
Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Upload Your Own Images to Products
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Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget
Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
