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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
This one’s for the kids who live and breathe football – but know exactly who runs the show at home. Featuring the bold slogan ‘Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss’, this hilarious hoodie brings pitch-side banter to everyday wear.
Whether your little one is already kicking balls in the garden or loves watching Match of the Day with you, this hoodie is a brilliant nod to their love of the game and their top supporter, Mum.
Made for comfort and laughs, this hoodie is perfect for gifting, match days, or lounging around after a kickabout. Available in crisp white, it’s a real standout for mini football fans with a cheeky sense of humour.
Product Features
• Slogan reads: Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss
• Soft and cosy fabric blend for all-day comfort
• Available in kids' sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L
• Comes in a clean white colourway
• Machine washable – because life (and football) can get messy
• Perfect for layering during colder months or wearing on its own in spring and autumn
Perfect For
• Parents who want to combine football love with family laughs
• Gifting to football-mad sons or daughters
• Kids who are loyal to their team but know who makes the rules
• Wearing to Sunday morning matches, football parties or school non-uniform days
• A fun and cheeky birthday present for football-loving kids
Whether you're looking for a fun gift or want your little one to stand out on the touchline, this hoodie delivers laughs and style in equal measure.
Order yours now and show the world who’s calling the shots, both on and off the pitch.
Football might be life, but Mum is the real boss.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mum Is the Real Boss FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean as a gift?
What does giving someone a hoodie mean as a gift?
Giving a hoodie as a gift shows you care about comfort and personality. It’s a thoughtful and practical present that combines warmth, style and, in this case, a bit of humour – perfect for kids who love football and cheeky banter.
Why are hoodies such popular gifts for children?
Why are hoodies such popular gifts for children?
Hoodies are one of the most loved gifts for kids because they’re versatile, cosy and can be worn all year round. Add a funny slogan like ‘Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss’ and you’ve got a present that makes them smile every time they wear it.
Is this hoodie suitable for boys and girls?
Is this hoodie suitable for boys and girls?
Yes, absolutely. This design is completely unisex and works brilliantly for any young football fan, regardless of gender. The message is universal, they love football but they know who’s in charge.
When is the best occasion to give a hoodie like this?
When is the best occasion to give a hoodie like this?
This hoodie makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, Christmas, start-of-season celebrations, or even as a ‘just because’ surprise. It’s great for football families who enjoy giving thoughtful, playful presents that will get plenty of use.
What size should I choose for my child?
What size should I choose for my child?
This hoodie is available in sizes 3XS, 2XS, S, M and L, which covers most children from ages 5 to 14. If you’re unsure, opt for a slightly larger size so they can grow into it and get more wear across the seasons.
Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss – Funny Kids' Football Hoodie
If your child is obsessed with football but knows deep down that Mum’s the one in charge, this is the hoodie they need. The 'Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss' slogan captures the perfect mix of passion and playful cheek, and it's exactly why this hoodie is becoming a must-have for football-loving families.
Designed for mini football fans with a big personality, this hoodie isn’t just a novelty, it’s a quality garment made for everyday wear. Whether you’re shopping for a birthday gift, looking for a fun surprise before the new season kicks off, or searching for something original for Christmas, this hoodie is guaranteed to raise a smile.
⚽ Product Features
- ✅ Bold printed slogan: 'Football Is Life but Mum Is the Real Boss'
- ✅ Soft, warm fabric for everyday comfort
- ✅ Available in sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L – ideal for ages 5–14
- ✅ Clean white colour – perfect for both boys and girls
- ✅ Ribbed cuffs and hem for a snug fit
- ✅ Machine washable for easy care
🎁 Perfect For
- 🎂 Birthday presents for football-mad kids
- 🎄 Christmas gifts with a bit of character
- 🏆 Celebrating the end of a junior football season
- 📸 Fun family photos on match days
- 💬 Banter-filled moments between parents and kids
- 👟 Match day wear, casual school days or relaxing at home
This hoodie is more than just funny, it’s a brilliant way for parents to show off their child’s love for football while keeping things light-hearted. Whether they’re already playing for their local team or just love watching the Premier League with you, this gift will be a winner every time.
Add it to your basket today and make their next match day outfit one to remember – because football might be life, but Mum will always be the real boss.

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