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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Move over, legends, there’s a new GOAT in town… and she’s making packed lunches and cheering from the sidelines. Our hilarious football-themed hoodie is the perfect blend of comfort, cheeky humour and sporty pride, ideal for footy-mad kids who reckon their mum is the superstar.
Whether you’re looking for a birthday gift, a post-match treat, or something to make fellow parents giggle, this hoodie scores every time.
This is a feel-good wardrobe win for any young football fan. It is made from soft, comfy classic black fabric. And let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to wear their mum’s greatness loud and proud?
Available in sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L
Product Features
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Printed with the bold slogan: Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT!
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Soft, cosy hoodie perfect for year-round wear
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Unisex design for all young football fans
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Durable print that stays sharp wash after wash
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Available in white for a clean, standout look
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Sizes from 3XS up to L to suit little legends of all ages
Perfect for
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Parents looking for a funny football gift for their kids
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Mums who want to show off their status as the real MVP
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Children who love football and love their mum even more
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Birthday presents, cheeky surprises or just because
Grab one today and let your little one rep their mum in style, because when it comes to GOAT status, the pitch has nothing on parenthood.
Stock’s limited, so don’t miss your chance to score a winner!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Forget Messi and Ronaldo FAQs
What does giving a hoodie as a gift mean?
What does giving a hoodie as a gift mean?
A hoodie is a warm, comfortable, and personal gift. When it features a message like “Forget Messi and Ronaldo, My Mum’s the Real GOAT!”, it becomes more than just clothing, it’s a fun way to show love, pride and shared humour between parent and child.
Is this hoodie suitable for boys and girls?
Is this hoodie suitable for boys and girls?
Yes, this hoodie has a unisex design, making it perfect for both boys and girls who love football and enjoy a bit of playful banter. It’s all about celebrating Mum, regardless of who's wearing it.
What age is 3XS or 2XS suitable for?
What age is 3XS or 2XS suitable for?
3XS and 2XS are ideal for younger children, typically ages 5 to 8 for 3XS, and 8 to 10 for 2XS. We always recommend checking your child’s current hoodie size or going up a size if you’re unsure, especially if it’s a gift.
Is the slogan print durable after washing?
Is the slogan print durable after washing?
Absolutely. The print has been designed to last and will hold up well through regular machine washes. Just follow the care label instructions to keep the hoodie looking fresh and vibrant.
Can this hoodie be used as a birthday or Christmas present?
Can this hoodie be used as a birthday or Christmas present?
Yes, and it’s perfect for both. With its funny slogan and football theme, this hoodie makes a brilliant birthday gift, stocking filler or surprise treat that’s guaranteed to get a laugh and plenty of wear.
Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT! 🐐
If you’re looking for a football-themed gift with a difference, this hoodie is guaranteed to raise smiles. Designed for kids who live and breathe football, and know that no one plays the game of life quite like Mum, this is a brilliant choice for parents who want something fun, memorable and bang on trend.
Whether it’s for a birthday, a cheeky Mother's Day nod, a post-match treat or just a laugh-out-loud surprise, this hoodie ticks all the boxes. It’s perfect for proud parents who want their children to wear something that’s both hilarious and heart-warming, because let’s face it, Mum is the real GOAT.
⚽ Product Features
- 🧵 Soft, high-quality fabric that keeps kids comfy all day long
- 👕 Unisex fit suitable for football-mad boys and girls
- 🎯 Bold front print: Forget Messi and Ronaldo – My Mum’s the Real GOAT!
- 🧼 Durable print that stands up to regular washing
- 📏 Available in sizes: 3XS, 2XS, S, M, L
- ⚪ Colour: White – clean, crisp and stylish on and off the pitch
🎁 Perfect for...
- 🍼 Parents buying for young children who love football and love their mum even more
- 🎉 Birthday gifts that stand out from the usual football gear
- ❤️ Mother's Day presents with a cheeky twist
- ⚽ Football season treats to celebrate the ultimate team – parent and child
- 🎄 Christmas stocking fillers that get everyone talking
This is more than just a hoodie, it’s a conversation starter, a family in-joke, and a proud statement rolled into one. Whether they’re warming up at training or lounging around after school, your child will love wearing this, and you'll love the laughs it brings.
Ready to give your little football fan something to shout about? Add to basket now and score some serious parent points today.

Design Your Own AI Designed Product
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From a cricket hoodie your teen will actually wear to a tennis bottle personalised with Dad’s favourite quote, you can create custom gear that’s as fun and original as they are.
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
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Stay warm, look sharp, and get the laughs.
Our rugby hoodies aren’t just cosy, they’re conversation starters.
Whether you're on the sidelines at school cricket or heading out for a chilly Sunday golf round, these hoodies bring comfort and character.
Designed for adults but loved by sporty kids too, they’re the perfect fit for fans who like their style with a side of humour

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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time

T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch

Upload Your Own Images to Products
product | own images
Captured a classic football moment? Turn it into something unforgettable.
Upload your favourite photos and create custom T-shirts, mugs, bottles and more, ideal for gifting to proud parents, teammates, or young players who’ll wear it with pride.
It’s your memory, your way, made into a one-of-a-kind keepsake they’ll never forget

Funny Sports Baby Grows
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Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose

Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.