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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Hydration just got a whole lot cheekier. Whether on the pitch, on the sofa, or shouting from the sidelines, this white stainless steel water bottle is for the football fan who loves a bit of banter.
The bold and brilliantly snide slogan, "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It," is the perfect blend of insult and honesty, the ultimate dig for mates who think they’re Premier League material but play like they’re in the Sunday League.
Made from durable stainless steel and designed to keep your drinks cold (or hot) for hours, this bottle isn’t just about good looks.
It’s practical, too. It's ideal for training sessions, kickabouts in the park, or casual everyday use.
500ml white stainless steel bottle
Features the slogan: "If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It"
Double-walled insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
Screw-top lid to prevent leaks
Lightweight and easy to carry
Reusable and eco-friendly
Football fans with a sense of humour
Sunday League legends (or those who think they are)
Banter kings and queens
Gym goers, dog walkers, or pitch-side parents
Gifting to mates who need to be taken down a peg or two
Whether it’s a gift for your football-mad friend or a treat for yourself, this water bottle delivers both laughs and practicality.
It’s a brilliant way to show off your love of the game (and your sharp tongue). Snap one up today and let the football banter flow, just like your water.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, absolutely. It’s made from double-walled stainless steel, which keeps drinks cold during training or hot if you're heading to early morning gym sessions. The screw-top lid also prevents leaks in kit bags.
Definitely. Whether they shout from the sofa or the sidelines, this bottle’s cheeky message is made for fans who love football and football-related banter, even if their boots haven’t seen grass in years.
Yes, and it’s a brilliant one. It's affordable, useful, and delivers a laugh, making it perfect for office gift exchanges, team parties, or footie club mates.
Yes. This bottle is reusable, helping to reduce single-use plastic waste. It's a great way to gift something funny and sustainable.
No, the slogan is printed using a durable process designed to withstand daily use, regular washing, and a bit of football rough and tumble.
Inject some football banter into your everyday routine with our best-selling stainless steel water bottle. Featuring the cheeky slogan “If Football Was Easy You’d Be Good at It”, this white bottle is a pitch-perfect gift for football fans who don’t take themselves too seriously.
Whether it’s a kickabout in the park, a gym session, or just another Monday at the office, this bottle keeps your drink at the right temperature while delivering top-tier football sass.
This water bottle is made for the football-obsessed. From amateur players and Sunday League strikers to armchair pundits and die-hard fans who never miss a match, it's a brilliant way to show off a love for the beautiful game, with a healthy side of banter.
Got a mate who thinks they should've gone pro? A sibling who never stops banging on about their glory days? This bottle is your one-liner in a gift. It makes a cracking conversation starter and a brilliant dig, all rolled into one.
Finding the right gift can be harder than scoring a last-minute winner. But not anymore. This water bottle is ideal for:
Looking for something that’s as practical as it is hilarious? This bottle ticks every box. It keeps your drinks the right temperature, your mates on their toes, and your gift game strong.
Grab one today before they all disappear quicker than a striker in a crunch tackle.
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