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The Best Wood in Most Amateurs Bags, Is the Pencil | Funny Golf Baby Grow

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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.

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Key Baby Grow Features
  • Made from organic or in-conversion cotton – Sustainable, pesticide-free, gentle on baby’s skin.
  • Soft, breathable cotton – Comfortable for everyday wear.
  • Envelope neckline – Easy to slip on/off for quick changes.
  • Self-fabric bound trims – Smooth finish, prevents irritation, adds durability.
  • Vibrant, long-lasting designs – Bold prints that stay bright wash after wash.
  • Bottom popper closure – Simple and practical.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.

If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.

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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.

About This item

  • Organic or in-conversion to Organic Cotton - Our baby grows are made using either certified organic cotton or cotton that is currently in conversion to organic status. This means they are produced with a strong commitment to sustainability, using farming practices that avoid harmful pesticides and synthetic fertilisers. Cotton in conversion is grown with the same care and principles as fully certified organic cotton, supporting farmers who are making the shift to more environmentally responsible methods. This not only benefits the planet but also ensures your baby’s skin is wrapped in soft, breathable cotton that’s kinder and gentler from day one.
  • Envelope Neckline – Each baby grow features an envelope neckline, carefully designed to make dressing and undressing simple and fuss-free. The overlapping folds at the shoulders allow the neckline to gently stretch and slip easily over your baby’s head or be pulled down over their shoulders—perfect for those inevitable messy moments. This design ensures maximum comfort for your little one and makes changes quick and easy for parents.
  • Self Fabric Bound Neckline, Cuffs and Leg Openings - We use self fabric binding at the neckline, cuffs, and leg openings, meaning these trims are made from the same soft cotton as the rest of the garment. This detail gives the baby grow a clean, seamless finish and helps to prevent irritation on sensitive skin. It also adds durability and structure to key areas, so the garment keeps its shape after multiple washes and wears.
  • Bottom Popper Closure - For effortless nappy changes, our baby grows include a bottom popper closure. The neatly placed poppers at the base make it easy to open and close the garment without fully undressing your baby. They're secure enough to stay fastened during wriggly moments, yet quick to open when you need to get the job done fast—saving time, effort, and keeping your little one comfortable.

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If you’re searching for a gift that brings together golf banter and everyday baby essentials, this baby grow is a winning choice. With the cheeky slogan “The Best Wood in Most Amateurs' Bags, Is the Pencil”, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh from any golf lover.

Designed in classic black, it’s not only practical but also stylish, making it a perfect way to share the humour of the game with the next generation.

Product Features
• Made from soft breathable cotton for everyday comfort
• Available in black with a bold printed design
• Envelope neckline for easy dressing
• Popper fastenings for hassle-free changing
• Durable slogan print that stays sharp wash after wash

Perfect For
• Parents who love golf and enjoy a laugh on and off the course
• Friends and family looking for a unique baby shower gift
• Birthdays and special occasions with a golfing twist
• Golfing households who want their little one to be part of the banter

This funny golf baby grow combines comfort with comedy, making it a gift that will be cherished and remembered. Whether you’re buying for your own child or surprising a golf enthusiast, it’s a brilliant way to bring humour into everyday life. 

Order yours today and give a gift that's sure to bring smiles.

Cows Corner Product Specifications

Cows Corner T-shirt specification.

Manufacturer code

AT001J

Commodity Code

 6109100010

Country of origin

 Bangladesh

Material

 Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.

Colour

 Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.

 

*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability.  An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.

Domestic Shipping

UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

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Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

EVRi/DPD/DHL 

2-4 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

International Shipping Policy

International shipping costs

Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order

Shipment processing time

All orders are processed within 1-2 business days.  Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays. 

If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone. 

Shipping rates & delivery estimates

Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout. 

Shipment method

Estimated delivery time

DHL Express

EU 3-5 business days
Rest of the world, 5-8 business days

Delivery delays can occasionally occur.

Shipment confirmation & Order tracking

You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.

Customs, Duties and Taxes

Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).

Damages

TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.

Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.

The Best Wood FAQs

Do you give gifts to a newborn?

Yes, it’s very common to give gifts when a new baby arrives. Thoughtful presents are a lovely way to celebrate the occasion and show support for the new parents. Clothing such as a funny baby grow makes an ideal choice because it’s practical, memorable and guaranteed to raise a smile.

How much should I spend on a newborn gift?

There’s no set amount you need to spend, but most people choose something affordable yet meaningful. A funny baby grow strikes the perfect balance, as it’s a unique gift that feels personal without costing a fortune. It’s not about the price tag but about giving something that will be remembered.

What makes a good baby shower gift?

The best baby shower gifts are those that combine practicality with personality. Parents receive plenty of essentials, so a baby grow with a humorous slogan gives them something different, useful for the baby to wear, while also standing out as a talking point at the party.

Is clothing a suitable present for a new baby?

Absolutely. Babies go through several outfit changes each day, so clothing is always welcome. Choosing something that’s fun as well as functional, like a funny golf baby grow, ensures it won’t just end up in a drawer. It will be worn, enjoyed and photographed, making it even more special.

What is the first thing to buy for a newborn?

Many parents start with essentials like sleepsuits, nappies and blankets. But if you’re buying a gift, a baby grow is one of the first items they’ll need and use regularly. A slogan baby grow with a cheeky design adds an extra layer of joy to those early days and makes for a present that stands out from the rest.

Why Cows Corner?

  • Unique products & Designs

    We sell a wide variety of items using custom designs that you will only find at Cows Corner

  • Made in the UK

    All products are printed, packed and delivered from our UK headquarters.

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    Use our internal AI design tool to design your own products

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  • Global Delivery

    Use fast and flexible worldwide delivery methods to reach customers all over the globe.

  • Eco-friendly products

    We focus on eco-friendly products from our supply chain to the end product

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    Products you order today will be packed and delivered the following day

Funny Golf Baby Grow – The Best Wood in Most Amateurs Bags, Is the Pencil

Looking for the perfect gift for golf lovers who enjoy a laugh? This funny baby grow delivers both comfort and comedy in one stylish package. With the cheeky slogan “The Best Wood in Most Amateurs Bags, Is the Pencil”, it’s guaranteed to get a smile from anyone who knows the game. Available in sleek black, this is more than just baby clothing, it’s a conversation starter and a playful way to share golf banter with the next generation.

Product Features

  • ✅ Soft breathable cotton that ensures all-day comfort
  • ✅ Striking black colour with a sharp printed design
  • ✅ Envelope neckline for easy dressing and changing
  • ✅ Handy popper fastenings for quick changes
  • ✅ Durable slogan print designed to last wash after wash

Perfect For

  • 🎁 Parents who love golf and want a unique baby outfit
  • 🎁 Friends and family searching for an affordable baby shower gift
  • 🎁 Birthdays and special occasions where laughter matters
  • 🎁 Golf fans who want their little one to join in the banter

Whether you’re treating your own child or surprising a golf-mad friend, this funny golf baby grow offers excellent value and makes a memorable present. With a design that stands out and quality you can rely on, it’s an ideal choice for gifting. Shop online today and purchase a baby grow that combines humour and comfort, ensuring it’s always in stock for those moments when you need a standout gift idea.

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