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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
When it comes to rugby banter, few lines hit as well as Phil Kearns’ legendary quip. This hoodie captures the spirit of the game with a cheeky nod to every dropped ball and fumbled catch.
Designed for comfort and built to last, it’s the perfect combination of warmth, humour, and rugby culture. Available in black, it makes a statement both on and off the pitch.
Product Features
🏉 Soft and comfortable fabric for all-day wear
🏉 Classic fit with a snug hood and adjustable drawstrings
🏉 Durable print of Phil Kearns’ famous quote
🏉 Available in black for a versatile, stylish look
🏉 Machine washable for easy care
Perfect For
🎁 Rugby fans who love a laugh
🎁 Friends or teammates who are always dropping the ball
🎁 Birthday, Christmas, or post-match gift ideas
🎁 Supporters who enjoy a bit of sideline banter
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or picking out the ultimate rugby-themed gift, this hoodie is guaranteed to spark a smile and a few laughs. Wrap up in comfort, showcase your love of the sport, and carry a piece of classic rugby humour wherever you go.
Don’t just wait for match day, bring the banter home with this must-have hoodie.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock FAQs
What does giving someone a hoodie mean?

What does giving someone a hoodie mean?
Giving someone a hoodie often symbolises thoughtfulness and comfort. It’s a practical gift that shows you care about keeping them warm and cosy, while also letting them show off their personal style. When it’s a funny rugby hoodie, it also says you know their sense of humour and their passion for the game.
Why do people buy hoodies as gifts?

Why do people buy hoodies as gifts?
People buy hoodies as gifts because they are versatile, wearable all year round, and always useful. Unlike other clothing that might only be worn on special occasions, a hoodie is an everyday essential that combines comfort with personality. Add a witty rugby slogan and it becomes more than just clothing – it becomes a gift that sparks a laugh and gets worn again and again.
What occasions are hoodies suitable for as presents?

What occasions are hoodies suitable for as presents?
Hoodies make brilliant presents for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, or as surprise treats after a big match. They also work perfectly as thank-you gifts for coaches or as fun squad gifts for rugby teammates. Essentially, any occasion where comfort and humour are appreciated is a good reason to give a hoodie.
Why are hoodies such a popular choice for friends and family?

Why are hoodies such a popular choice for friends and family?
Hoodies are a popular choice because they are universally loved and suit people of all ages. They offer great value, are easy to wear, and can be personalised to fit someone’s interests. For rugby lovers, a hoodie with a classic line of banter is both practical and meaningful, a way to feel part of the game even when they’re off the pitch.
Are hoodies a good gift for sports fans?

Are hoodies a good gift for sports fans?
Yes, hoodies are one of the best gifts for sports fans. They can be worn to training, on the sidelines, or while watching the match at home or in the pub. A rugby-themed hoodie adds a layer of humour and connection to the sport, making it a thoughtful gift that blends style, comfort, and a shared love of the game.
Funny Rugby Hoodie – I’ve Seen Better Hands on a Clock
This rugby hoodie brings to life one of the sport’s most iconic quotes from Phil Kearns, making it a witty and memorable piece of clothing that fans will instantly recognise. Designed for comfort and laughter in equal measure, it’s more than just a hoodie – it’s a talking point that celebrates rugby culture and banter. Available in classic black, this hoodie is a must-have addition to any rugby fan’s wardrobe.
Product Features
✅ Soft premium fabric that feels great on and off the pitch
✅ Stylish black design that pairs easily with jeans or joggers
✅ Durable print of Phil Kearns’ famous line
✅ Comfortable fit with adjustable hood and roomy pocket
✅ Machine washable with lasting quality
Perfect For
🎁 Birthdays, Christmas, or special rugby occasions
🎁 A fun gift for teammates, coaches, or rugby club friends
🎁 Supporters who enjoy match-day humour
🎁 Anyone who loves rugby culture and appreciates a good laugh
Whether you’re looking to buy a unique gift or treat yourself, this rugby hoodie offers unbeatable value and style. Ideal for those who want affordable comfort with a touch of sporting wit, it’s available to purchase online now. Don’t miss out on the chance to shop a hoodie that combines warmth with humour, making it the perfect present for any rugby fan. Add this rugby classic to your basket today and enjoy a piece that will always be in stock when it comes to sparking laughter.

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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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