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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For the rugby fan who takes life on with the same fearless energy as they do the game, this water bottle is the perfect gift. Featuring the bold slogan “My Dad Tackles Life Like a Rugby Match Head First”, it’s designed to raise a smile while keeping hydration front and centre.
Whether it’s for match day, the gym, work, or just day-to-day use, this bottle is practical, stylish, and guaranteed to spark rugby banter.
Product Features
🏉 Durable stainless steel construction built to last
🏉 White finish for a clean and stylish look
🏉 Lightweight design with a secure screw-top lid
🏉 Easy to carry in sports bags, backpacks, or by hand
🏉 Keeps drinks fresh while adding a touch of humour
Perfect for
🎁 Rugby dads who love a laugh on and off the pitch
🎁 Kids and family members looking for a thoughtful Father’s Day or birthday present
🎁 Sports fans who enjoy playful banter with a practical edge
🎁 Everyday use at work, training, or school
This funny rugby water bottle is more than just a practical accessory; it’s a statement piece that celebrates a dad’s fearless approach to both rugby and life. With its mix of humour and everyday usefulness, it makes an ideal present that will be appreciated every time it’s used.
Don’t miss out on giving the gift of rugby spirit and laughter.
Order today and make someone’s day.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Water bottles are both practical and personal. They make great presents because they can be used every day, while also carrying a design or slogan that reflects the recipient’s personality or interests. A funny rugby water bottle, for example, combines humour with functionality, making it a thoughtful and useful gift.
Sports fans appreciate gifts they can use both on and off the pitch. A rugby-themed water bottle adds a touch of fun while also being ideal for training, matches, or simply keeping hydrated at work or school. It’s a blend of practicality and passion for their favourite sport.
Yes, a water bottle with a funny rugby slogan is a perfect Father’s Day gift. It’s affordable, easy to personalise through humour, and practical enough to be used daily. It shows thought without being overcomplicated, and it always raises a smile.
Birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, and even as a small thank-you present are all ideal occasions. Because water bottles are used so regularly, they always feel like a useful gift while the funny slogan adds a unique and personal touch.
Novelty water bottles are trending because they turn an everyday essential into something fun and expressive. Instead of a plain design, they showcase humour, hobbies, or personality traits, which makes them more appealing as gifts. A funny rugby version perfectly fits this trend by combining banter with utility.
If you are looking for the perfect rugby gift to buy online, this funny water bottle is guaranteed to be a hit. Featuring the playful slogan “My Dad Tackles Life Like a Rugby Match Head First”, it’s designed to combine everyday practicality with the best rugby humour. Whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, Christmas, or just as a surprise treat, this is a value-packed choice that is both stylish and affordable.
✔️ Durable stainless steel with a sleek white finish
✔️ Secure screw-top lid to prevent leaks
✔️ Lightweight design for easy everyday use
✔️ Suitable for work, school, gym, or match day
✔️ A funny rugby design that stands out
🎁 A birthday gift that will make a rugby dad laugh
🎁 Father’s Day presents that feel personal and fun
🎁 Christmas gifts for sports fans who enjoy a bit of banter
🎁 Affordable rugby merchandise that shows thought and care
🎁 Everyday use while keeping hydrated in style
This funny rugby water bottle is more than just another sports accessory, it’s a unique purchase that brings together humour and function. With its affordable price and in stock availability, it’s ready to order today. Don’t miss out on this limited time opportunity to shop for a rugby gift that will keep them smiling with every sip. Add it to your basket now and make your gift the one they will talk about long after the final whistle.
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