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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Stay refreshed on and off the court with our hilarious tennis-themed stainless steel water bottle. Featuring the cheeky slogan "It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose", this bottle is made for those who take their tennis — and their banter — seriously.
Whether you're smashing it in a tournament or having a knockabout with friends, this water bottle is a perfect companion to keep you hydrated and smiling.
Made from durable stainless steel and finished in classic white, it’s as practical as it is funny — and it's guaranteed to turn heads at your local club, practice sessions, or even courtside picnics.
Product Features
Made from high-quality, durable stainless steel
Finished in sleek white for a fresh, clean look
Features the funny slogan: "It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose"
Secure screw-top lid to prevent leaks
Lightweight and easy to carry in your kit bag
Ideal for keeping your drink cool while you serve up some winning shots
Perfect for
Tennis players who love a bit of light-hearted competition
Sports fans who appreciate a good laugh with their hydration
Friends or family who can't resist tennis-related banter
A brilliant gift idea for tennis birthdays, club tournaments, or just because
Whether you’re playing to win or just playing for laughs, our funny tennis stainless steel water bottle is the ultimate way to show off your competitive streak — with a wink, of course.
Grab yours today and bring a little extra personality to your next match!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Reusable water bottles are practical, personal, and stylish — making them an ideal gift for all ages. With more people looking to stay hydrated on the go, and a growing focus on eco-friendly living, a high-quality water bottle with a bit of personality (like our funny tennis design) offers a thoughtful and useful present.
A good water bottle for tennis players should be lightweight, durable, leak-proof, and able to keep drinks cool through tough matches. Our stainless steel tennis water bottle ticks all these boxes — plus it adds a smile with its witty slogan.
Absolutely! A funny water bottle combines practicality with personality, making it a brilliant gift for tennis enthusiasts and sports lovers who appreciate a bit of banter alongside their training.
Water bottles make versatile gifts for birthdays, Christmas, tennis club tournaments, team thank yous, coach appreciation days, and even ‘just because’ moments when you want to treat someone special who loves sport and a laugh.
Choosing the right water bottle means thinking about the recipient’s lifestyle and interests. Our funny tennis water bottle is perfect for players who love the game, love to compete, and love a bit of light-hearted humour — making it a winning choice for tennis fans of all levels.
If you’re looking for a gift that’s guaranteed to raise a smile, our funny tennis stainless steel water bottle is the perfect choice. Featuring the bold slogan "It’s Not Whether You Win or Lose but Whether I Win or Lose", this stylish white bottle is a must-have for any tennis fan who loves a bit of playful competition. Designed to keep drinks cool and spirits high, it’s practical, durable, and bursting with character – just like the person you’re buying it for!
Whether you’re shopping for a serious competitor with a soft spot for humour, or a casual player who loves a laugh on the court, this funny tennis water bottle ticks all the boxes. With its practical design and standout slogan, it’s a gift that will be used, appreciated, and talked about.
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