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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
Serve up some serious laughs with our hilarious tennis-themed stainless steel water bottle, perfect for anyone who lives and breathes the game – and loves a bit of cheeky tennis banter too!
Whether you're smashing aces on centre court or battling it out in your local club tournament, this water bottle is designed to keep you hydrated and smiling all match long.
With the bold slogan "I Wake Up Every Morning and Still Can’t Believe I Actually Make a Living Playing Tennis", it’s a brilliant conversation starter, a motivational boost, and a cheeky nod to the love of the sport – all rolled into one.
Ideal for players, fans, coaches, or anyone who knows the magic of the game, this is a must-have addition to your tennis kit bag.
Available in crisp white, this stainless steel bottle is durable, lightweight, and perfect for those who want to stay cool under pressure, both on and off the court.
500ml premium quality stainless steel water bottle
Double-walled insulation to keep drinks cold for 24 hours or hot for 12 hours
Bold, professionally printed design with a high-gloss finish
Screw-top lid with leak-proof seal
Hand wash recommended to preserve print quality
Available in sleek white
Tennis players of all levels who live for the sport
Coaches and trainers who love a bit of humour
Tennis fans who want to show off their passion
Friends or family looking for a funny tennis-themed gift
Anyone who understands that tennis is more than just a game – it’s a lifestyle!
Whether you're heading to a match, a training session, or simply want to show the world your love for tennis (with a side order of laughter), this water bottle is the perfect companion.
Grab yours today and keep your drinks ice-cold, your energy high, and your tennis spirit alive – because life's always better when you're playing the sport you love!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Absolutely! Our Funny Tennis Stainless Steel Water Bottle is designed for both on-court and off-court use. Its durable stainless steel body and double-walled insulation make it perfect for tennis training sessions, gym workouts, commuting, or even just staying hydrated at work or school.
Thanks to its double-walled vacuum insulation, the bottle will keep drinks cold for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours. It's ideal for keeping your water chilled during long tennis matches or enjoying a hot drink on cooler days.
Yes, it makes an excellent gift for tennis players, coaches, and fans. It’s perfect for birthdays, Christmas, end-of-season awards, graduation presents, or just as a fun surprise for someone who adores tennis.
The slogan is professionally printed onto the bottle with a high-quality finish. To preserve the design's vibrant look, we recommend hand washing only. This ensures the bottle continues to look brilliant for years to come.
The bottle holds 500ml and is designed to be lightweight and compact. It easily fits into standard-sized tennis bags, backpacks, and most car cup holders, making it perfect for travel and everyday use.
If you or someone you know lives and breathes tennis, our Funny Tennis Stainless Steel Water Bottle is an absolute game-changer. Designed for players, fans, and coaches who love a bit of tennis-related banter, this premium water bottle combines style, practicality, and personality in one brilliant package.
Featuring the bold and cheeky slogan, "I Wake Up Every Morning and Still Can’t Believe I Actually Make a Living Playing Tennis", this bottle is made for those who truly appreciate the ups, the downs, and the pure joy of life on court. It's the perfect everyday essential for anyone who loves the game, whether they’re competing at a professional level or simply passionate about a Sunday morning club match.
This funny tennis water bottle makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, Christmas, end-of-season awards, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, graduation celebrations, thank-you presents for coaches, or simply as a surprise for someone who lives for the love of tennis. With its unique slogan and practical design, it's guaranteed to raise a smile every time they take a sip.
Don't settle for boring gifts or forgettable water bottles – serve up something truly special instead. Order today and give the tennis lover in your life a gift that keeps their drinks perfectly chilled and their passion for the game burning bright!
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