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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For anyone who’s ever smashed a racket, double-faulted at match point, or just needed a reminder to “keep pressing on”, this one’s for you. Featuring the tongue-in-cheek motivational words of tennis legend Pete Sampras – “You can’t live in the past, you’ve got to keep looking forward and pressing on” – this stainless steel water bottle delivers a dose of tennis wisdom with a side of banter.
Made for tennis lovers who appreciate a good laugh (and a proper drink), this reusable bottle is both practical and funny.
Whether you're heading to the court, the gym, or just powering through another day at work, it's the perfect sidekick to keep you hydrated and smiling.
Sleek 500ml white stainless steel water bottle
Double-walled and vacuum insulated to keep drinks cold or hot for hours
Screw-on lid with leak-proof seal
Lightweight, durable, and BPA-free
Easy to clean and ideal for reuse
Bold tennis quote design printed on one side
Fits in most cup holders and racket bags
Tennis fans with a sense of humour
Sports lovers who appreciate a bit of courtside motivation
Gym-goers, commuters, or busy parents needing a refresh on the go
A funny yet thoughtful gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or thank-you presents
Anyone who needs a cheeky reminder to stop sulking over lost sets and press on
Whether you’re a weekend warrior or just love the sound of a fresh can of tennis balls, this bottle will keep your drink game strong and your mindset sharper.
Grab yours now and serve up a little bit of tennis wit every time you take a sip – hydration has never looked so ace.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Reusable water bottles are not only environmentally friendly, but they also offer a practical, everyday item that people actually use. When paired with a personal touch like a funny or motivational quote, they become a thoughtful, unique gift suitable for birthdays, holidays, or sports-related occasions.
This bottle blends function with personality – combining top-tier insulation technology with a witty quote from tennis legend Pete Sampras. It's perfect for tennis lovers who enjoy staying hydrated in style, whether on court or off it.
Absolutely – the bottle’s lightweight build and durable design make it ideal for young tennis players or sporty teens. Plus, the cheeky motivational message adds a bit of fun that appeals to younger audiences.
Yes, it’s double-walled and vacuum insulated, meaning it keeps drinks hot for up to 8 hours and cold for up to 12. Ideal for match days, early morning workouts, or even a hot cuppa at school or work.
It’s a brilliant all-rounder – perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, thank-you gifts for coaches, stocking fillers at Christmas, or just a surprise treat for someone who loves tennis and enjoys a good laugh.
If you're searching for the perfect gift for a tennis lover with a sense of humour, look no further. Our premium white stainless steel water bottle features the iconic Pete Sampras quote: “You can’t live in the past, you’ve got to keep looking forward and pressing on.” It’s the ideal blend of motivation and light-hearted banter – a thoughtful and practical present for anyone who lives and breathes tennis.
This isn’t just any water bottle. It’s a sleek, double-walled, vacuum-insulated flask designed to keep drinks hot or cold for hours. Whether you’re training on court, watching Wimbledon from the sofa, or heading to work, this bottle is a stylish way to stay hydrated and show off your love for the game.
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a nod to one of tennis’s greatest legends. With its bold quote and stylish design, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile every time it’s used. If you’re buying for someone who loves tennis and appreciates a bit of witty motivation, this is the gift that’ll serve up style, practicality, and personality in one go.
Order yours today and give a gift that’s as refreshingly unique as it is genuinely useful. Serve hydration with humour – game, set and match!
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