You Can’t Live in the Past, You’ve Got To Keep Looking Forward and Pressing On – Pete Sampras! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Perfect For Boys, Girls and Adults
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Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For anyone who’s ever smashed a racket, double-faulted at match point, or just needed a reminder to “keep pressing on”, this one’s for you. Featuring the tongue-in-cheek motivational words of tennis legend Pete Sampras – “You can’t live in the past, you’ve got to keep looking forward and pressing on” – this stainless steel water bottle delivers a dose of tennis wisdom with a side of banter.
Made for tennis lovers who appreciate a good laugh (and a proper drink), this reusable bottle is both practical and funny.
Whether you're heading to the court, the gym, or just powering through another day at work, it's the perfect sidekick to keep you hydrated and smiling.
Product Features
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Sleek 500ml white stainless steel water bottle
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Double-walled and vacuum insulated to keep drinks cold or hot for hours
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Screw-on lid with leak-proof seal
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Lightweight, durable, and BPA-free
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Easy to clean and ideal for reuse
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Bold tennis quote design printed on one side
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Fits in most cup holders and racket bags
Perfect For
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Tennis fans with a sense of humour
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Sports lovers who appreciate a bit of courtside motivation
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Gym-goers, commuters, or busy parents needing a refresh on the go
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A funny yet thoughtful gift for birthdays, Father’s Day or thank-you presents
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Anyone who needs a cheeky reminder to stop sulking over lost sets and press on
Whether you’re a weekend warrior or just love the sound of a fresh can of tennis balls, this bottle will keep your drink game strong and your mindset sharper.
Grab yours now and serve up a little bit of tennis wit every time you take a sip – hydration has never looked so ace.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
You Can’t Live in the Past FAQs
Why are reusable water bottles such a popular gift?
Why are reusable water bottles such a popular gift?
Reusable water bottles are not only environmentally friendly, but they also offer a practical, everyday item that people actually use. When paired with a personal touch like a funny or motivational quote, they become a thoughtful, unique gift suitable for birthdays, holidays, or sports-related occasions.
What makes this tennis water bottle a great gift for sports fans?
What makes this tennis water bottle a great gift for sports fans?
This bottle blends function with personality – combining top-tier insulation technology with a witty quote from tennis legend Pete Sampras. It's perfect for tennis lovers who enjoy staying hydrated in style, whether on court or off it.
Is this water bottle suitable for children or teenagers?
Is this water bottle suitable for children or teenagers?
Absolutely – the bottle’s lightweight build and durable design make it ideal for young tennis players or sporty teens. Plus, the cheeky motivational message adds a bit of fun that appeals to younger audiences.
Can this water bottle be used for both hot and cold drinks?
Can this water bottle be used for both hot and cold drinks?
Yes, it’s double-walled and vacuum insulated, meaning it keeps drinks hot for up to 8 hours and cold for up to 12. Ideal for match days, early morning workouts, or even a hot cuppa at school or work.
What occasion is this water bottle most suited for as a gift?
What occasion is this water bottle most suited for as a gift?
It’s a brilliant all-rounder – perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, thank-you gifts for coaches, stocking fillers at Christmas, or just a surprise treat for someone who loves tennis and enjoys a good laugh.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Tennis Stainless Steel Water Bottle – Pete Sampras Quote
If you're searching for the perfect gift for a tennis lover with a sense of humour, look no further. Our premium white stainless steel water bottle features the iconic Pete Sampras quote: “You can’t live in the past, you’ve got to keep looking forward and pressing on.” It’s the ideal blend of motivation and light-hearted banter – a thoughtful and practical present for anyone who lives and breathes tennis.
This isn’t just any water bottle. It’s a sleek, double-walled, vacuum-insulated flask designed to keep drinks hot or cold for hours. Whether you’re training on court, watching Wimbledon from the sofa, or heading to work, this bottle is a stylish way to stay hydrated and show off your love for the game.
Product Features
- Premium 500ml white stainless steel bottle
- Double-walled and vacuum insulated – keeps drinks cold for up to 12 hours or hot for 8
- Leak-proof screw-on lid – no spills in your tennis bag
- Lightweight, durable, and BPA-free
- Fits most cup holders and sports bags with ease
- High-quality printed quote for a long-lasting design
Perfect For
- Tennis enthusiasts who enjoy a bit of fun and motivation
- Sports fans with a cheeky sense of humour
- Coaches, players, and supporters who appreciate practical gifts
- Friends or family members who always bring up that one lost set
- Colleagues who need a desk-side reminder to “press on” with their day
Great Gift Idea For
- Birthdays – for that tennis-mad friend or relative
- Father’s Day or Mother’s Day – with a personal sporting twist
- Christmas – as a stocking filler for tennis fans
- End-of-season gifts for players or coaches
- ‘Thank you’ gifts for teammates, captains, or club volunteers
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a nod to one of tennis’s greatest legends. With its bold quote and stylish design, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile every time it’s used. If you’re buying for someone who loves tennis and appreciates a bit of witty motivation, this is the gift that’ll serve up style, practicality, and personality in one go.
Order yours today and give a gift that’s as refreshingly unique as it is genuinely useful. Serve hydration with humour – game, set and match!
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