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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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A tennis pun with a cheeky cricket twist — our ‘Game, Set Mismatch’ stainless steel water bottle is the perfect blend of sports banter and practical hydration.
Designed especially for parents who love tennis and don’t take life too seriously, this playful design is ideal for kids who spend their weekends switching between sports... or simply running rings around their parents!
Made from high-quality stainless steel and finished in classic white, this bottle is a brilliant conversation starter, whether it’s on the cricket pitch, at school, or courtside.
Premium white stainless steel construction
500ml capacity – perfect for keeping hydrated on the go
Leak-proof screw-top lid
Double-walled insulation to keep drinks cold or hot for hours
Easy to clean and built to last
Printed in the UK with a crisp, long-lasting design
Kids of sporty parents who love a bit of cricket–tennis crossover fun
Parents looking for a unique and funny gift
Back-to-school essentials with personality
Weekend cricket matches or after-school tennis lessons
Whether you're gifting it or grabbing one for your little legend, this bottle is guaranteed to raise a smile.
Add a splash of humour to your child’s kit bag and let the “mismatch” mayhem begin — grab yours now before they smash their next six... or serve!
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
To preserve the quality of the print and insulation, we recommend hand-washing only. A quick rinse with warm soapy water will keep it looking fresh and fabulous, but yes, it is dishwasher safe
The bottle holds 500ml — ideal for school days and tennis practice, or just staying hydrated on the go.
Yes! The double-walled insulation keeps cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for several hours — perfect for all seasons.
Yes, the ‘Game, Set Mismatch’ design is printed on both sides so it can be seen from any angle, whether it’s in a backpack, on the sidelines, or in your little one’s hand.
Absolutely — it’s great for juice, squash, milk, or even a post-match hot chocolate.
Looking for a gift that serves up laughs and keeps your child hydrated all day long?
Our 'Game, Set Mismatch' stainless steel water bottle is the perfect present for kids of sports-mad parents — especially those who love a bit of tennis banter and cricket chaos.
Whether you're a tennis-loving mum or a cricket-obsessed dad (or vice versa), this is the ultimate crossover gift that combines personality, practicality, and a cheeky sense of humour.
This bottle isn’t just a looker — it’s designed to handle everything from school bags to sports kits, while keeping drinks refreshingly cold or satisfyingly warm for hours.
Durable, reusable, and brilliantly funny, it’s a standout gift for birthdays, Christmas, end-of-season celebrations, or just because your little legend deserves something cool and useful.
Why settle for boring when you can gift something that’s as practical as it is playful? The 'Game, Set Mismatch' water bottle is a conversation starter, a hydration hero, and a sure-fire hit with kids and parents alike.
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