Behind Every Great Darts Player Is An Empty Pint Glass | Funny Darts T-Shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, humour, and a bit of cheeky fun.
- Soft, relaxed fit made for laughs, lounging, and nights down the club, pub or with your friends and family..
- Get ready for compliments and banter wherever you go.
- Durable print and fabric that keep their shape and colour wash after wash.
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Behind Every Great Darts Player Is An Empty Pint Glass | Funny Darts T-Shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, humour, and a bit of cheeky fun.
- Soft, relaxed fit made for laughs, lounging, and nights down the club, pub or with your friends and family..
- Get ready for compliments and banter wherever you go.
- Durable print and fabric that keep their shape and colour wash after wash.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Shop with Confidence
This hilarious Darts T-shirt is the perfect combination of sporting humour and pub banter. Designed for those who take their darts seriously but love a good laugh, it captures the spirit of every local darts night, where skill and pints often go hand in hand. Whether you’re throwing 180s or missing doubles, this T-shirt is a cheeky nod to the real reason we all love the game.
Made for comfort and style, this black T-shirt is perfect for evenings out, casual weekends, or as part of your match-day outfit. It’s soft, breathable, and durable, perfect for those who enjoy their sport with a side of laughter.
Product Features
• Premium quality cotton for lasting comfort
• Classic fit suitable for men and women
• Crisp print design that stays vibrant wash after wash
• Soft-touch fabric for a relaxed, easy feel
• Available in a range of sizes to suit every darts fan
Perfect For
• Darts enthusiasts who can’t resist a cheeky pint after hitting the oche
• Pub league players and fans of darts banter
• Birthdays, Christmas, or Father’s Day gifts
• Friends or teammates who love combining competition with comedy
• Anyone who knows that a great darts night starts and ends with an empty glass
Whether you’re shopping for yourself or looking for the ultimate gift for a darts lover, this T-shirt is guaranteed to raise a smile.
It’s a witty and wearable tribute to pub culture and the unspoken rule of the game: every throw deserves a toast.
Treat yourself or surprise someone who’s always got a pint in one hand and a dart in the other!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
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Behind Every Great Darts Player FAQs
Are these T-shirts suitable for both men and women?
Are these T-shirts suitable for both men and women?
Yes, absolutely. The classic fit is designed to suit darts fans of all genders. They make brilliant gifts for anyone who enjoys a laugh on match night.
Can I get this as a gift for someone else?
Can I get this as a gift for someone else?
Definitely. These T-shirts are ideal for gifting, whether it’s for birthdays, Christmas, Father’s Day, or a team celebration. You can even send it directly to the recipient at checkout.
Can I return or exchange a T-shirt if it doesn’t fit?
Can I return or exchange a T-shirt if it doesn’t fit?
Yes, we offer a hassle-free return policy. If the size isn’t right or you’ve changed your mind, simply contact us to arrange an exchange or refund.
Are there any discounts for bulk or team orders?
Are there any discounts for bulk or team orders?
We do offer bundle pricing or discounts for larger orders. Perfect for clubs, pub leagues, or groups buying for a team event or promotion celebration. Get in touch for a custom quote.
Are the designs printed in the UK?
Are the designs printed in the UK?
Yes, all Funny Darts T-shirts are printed in-house at our UK headquarters. This allows us to ensure high quality, quick turnaround times, and a personal touch with every order.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Darts T-shirt for Sale – The Perfect Match Night Laugh
If you love a good laugh at the oche, this Funny Darts T-shirt hits the bullseye. Designed for darts fans who appreciate banter as much as their averages, this cheeky tee is the perfect blend of pub wit and casual comfort. Whether you’re throwing 180s or missing doubles with a pint in hand (we've all been there), it captures the spirit of every unforgettable darts night with your mates in the pub.
Made from premium quality cotton, this darts T-shirt delivers on comfort, durability, and style. It features a crisp print that stays sharp after every wash, so you can keep wearing it from the pub to the league match without a worry. The classic fit makes it suitable for everyone who understands that every throw deserves a laugh and every laugh deserves a toast.
Why This Funny Darts T-shirt Is a Must-Have
- Soft-touch fabric for an easy, relaxed feel
- Classic fit that suits all darts fans – men and women alike
- Made from breathable cotton for lasting comfort during long match nights
- Available in a full range of sizes – check stock now
- Vibrant print design built to handle pint spills and pub chat
Perfect for Pub League Legends and Gift Givers
This Funny Darts T-shirt makes a brilliant gift for birthdays, Father’s Day and everything inbetween, or even as a last-minute joke present for your darts-mad mate. It’s ideal for pub league players, weekend warriors, or anyone who treats the dartboard like sacred ground. Shop online today and get yours while stocks last, it’s a new arrival in our growing collection of sports-themed humour.
Whether you’re part of a team or just a casual thrower who enjoys the social side, this T-shirt offers great value and a solid laugh in one affordable package. Looking for a bundle offer or a discount? Keep an eye out for exclusive deals across the collection. With limited stock available, now’s the perfect time to add to cart and secure yours with our hassle-free checkout.
Made with Fans in Mind
At Cows Corner, we’re not here to take sport too seriously. Our products are made for those who know that darts isn’t just about the scores, it’s about the stories that come with them. Whether you’re lobbing triples like a pro or pointing at the scoreboard trying to explain your logic, this shirt speaks your language.
This Funny Darts T-shirt joins a growing range of sports-inspired products designed to celebrate individuality with a smile. It’s all part of the mission at Cows Corner, giving everyday jokers, sideline shouters, and pub regulars something to wear that reflects their personality. Think of it as a tribute to the unspoken rule of darts: win or lose, the round’s still on you.
Shop Online for a Laugh That Lasts
Looking to save on your next darts-themed gift? Don’t miss out on our latest deals and shop collection updates. Every order comes with our 100% guarantee and is printed in-house for fast, reliable delivery direct from our UK headquarters. Funny Darts T-shirt fans, this is your moment. Order today and get your hands on a design that’s as sharp as your arrows.
Who and when are these Funny Darts T-shirts perfect for
Birthdays – Celebrate with a Shot at Humour
Funny Darts T-shirts make affordable birthday gifts with real personality
Whether it’s for a darts-loving dad, a pub league mate, or a teenager who’s just picked up the game, a Funny Darts T-shirt adds a brilliant twist to any birthday. These are ideal for those who enjoy a bit of banter on their special day and love opening a gift that actually gets a laugh. Available online with fast delivery, it’s a present that never misses the mark.
Christmas – A Festive Favourite for Darts Fans
Get the best value on seasonal deals and exclusive Christmas offers
Darts and Christmas go hand in hand, especially with the World Championship lighting up the telly. These Funny Darts T-shirts are perfect stocking fillers or main gifts for darts enthusiasts. Shop online during the festive sale season and check for special price bundles across our sports-themed collection. Add to cart early to avoid disappointment, our designs are always in demand.
Father’s Day – For the Dad Who Loves the Oche
Find the perfect darts gift this Father’s Day and make him smile
From Sunday league legends to pub night regulars, dads love a gift that nods to their sporting side. Our Funny Darts T-shirts are available in sizes to suit every dad and offer a cheeky way to say thanks for all those lift shares to training or trips to the local. Buy now and check price for limited stock ahead of Father’s Day rush.
Mother’s Day – One for the Supportive Sideline Mum
Funny T-shirts with value and personality for sporty mums
Football mums, darts mums, tennis mums, they’re always there to support cheering on from the side lines or with a drink in hand in the local, and now it’s their turn to shine. A Funny Darts T-shirt brings a smile and shows appreciation for every match watched and pint poured. Perfect for mums who love humour as much as they love shouting advice from the sidelines, no matter how annoying they are.
Graduations – Mark the Moment with a Laugh
Celebrate achievements with a unique and affordable keepsake
Graduation isn’t just for gowns and speeches. For young sports fans moving on from school or university, a Funny Darts T-shirt is a thoughtful and funny gift that recognises their personality as well as their milestone. Great for spontaneous laughs and perfect to wear on results night.
End-of-Season Awards – A Comedic Trophy Alternative
Funny Darts T-shirts as part of your awards night bundle
For local teams that take their humour as seriously as their stats or pub teams who just love a laugh and a pint, these T-shirts are a brilliant way to honour players, captains, or even the person who missed every double. Add them to your end-of-season event for instant laughs and a keepsake they’ll actually wear.
Thank You Coach Gifts – More Fun Than Another Mug
Get a gift that stands out and shows genuine appreciation
Grassroots coaches and pub league organisers give their time and energy, so why not say thank you with a Funny Darts T-shirt? A great alternative to the usual mug or card, these shirts add character and make brilliant keepsakes. Order today and get yours in time for team presentations.
Team Wins or Promotions – Celebrate the Glory
Lock in your team memory with exclusive limited stock gifts
Winning a local league or getting promoted calls for a proper celebration. Outfit your team or top performer with a Funny Darts T-shirt to mark the achievement. It’s a fun and affordable way to remember a standout season.
Anniversaries – For Couples Who Love the Game
Share a laugh with matching sports-themed gifts
Whether you met over the dartboard or just spend weekends in the pub, a Funny Darts T-shirt is a light-hearted anniversary gift for couples who share a sense of humour and a competitive streak. Shop collection now for fun, wearable memories.
Valentine’s Day – For the One Who Always Scores
Give a clever, sporty twist to romance this year
Roses are red, flights are sharp, Funny Darts T-shirts bring humour to the day of love. Ideal for couples who bond over banter more than poetry, this is a playful way to say, “you’re my number one fan.”
Retirement – A Laugh Before They Hang Up the Darts
Funny and fitting for fans saying goodbye to the oche
Mark a retirement with more than just a handshake. A Funny Darts T-shirt is a smart and affordable way to recognise someone stepping back from the game or their local team. A perfect mix of humour and sentimentality, without going overboard.
New Baby Arrivals – Start Them Early
Shop online for funny baby clothing that matches the mood
Sporty parents will love seeing their little one kitted out in a baby version of their favourite sport. Look out for matching T-shirts and baby grows in our darts-themed collection, they’re new arrivals with big laughs.
First Match or Tournament – Celebrate the Start
Funny keepsakes for kids entering the game
For children starting their darts journey, these shirts act as a fun marker of their first match or event. Parents love giving a gift that acknowledges effort and offers motivation with a wink.
Good Luck Gifts – Before the Big Throw
Give a little encouragement with a lot of humour
Whether it’s a final, a championship, or just a big league night, a Funny Darts T-shirt makes a fun good luck charm. It’s a light-hearted gesture that reminds players not to take it all too seriously, just enjoy the game.
Thank You / Appreciation Gifts – For Everyone Behind the Game
Say thanks with something they’ll actually wear
Teammates, organisers, parents, there are many unsung heroes in any sport. A Funny Darts T-shirt is a simple, thoughtful way to show appreciation that feels more personal than a card.
Housewarming – For the Dartsboard Wall
Make your housewarming gift funny and memorable
A T-shirt, mug, or framed print with darts humour is ideal for mates moving into a new place, especially if there’s a board going up on the wall. Easy to post, even easier to laugh at.
Weddings or Engagements – Themed Love for Sports Couples
Funny gifts that speak their sporting language
If they met on the pitch or bonded at the pub, a Funny Darts T-shirt makes a fun add-on gift. Perfect for stag dos, hen parties, or as a cheeky extra at the wedding breakfast.
Get Well Soon Gifts – For Those on the Bench
Lift their spirits with humour and a thoughtful gift
Injured players or fans recovering at home need more than flowers. A T-shirt with a funny darts slogan is an easy way to bring a smile and show you’re thinking of them.
Graduating from Junior to Senior Level – A Big Step Deserves a Laugh
Funny recognition of a young athlete’s next chapter
Moving into the senior team is a milestone moment. Mark it with a gift that acknowledges the transition while keeping things fun. These T-shirts are a hit with teens who take their sport (and their jokes) seriously.
Just Because – Because Why Not?
Spontaneous surprises keep the game light and fun
You don’t always need a reason to give someone a laugh. Funny Darts T-shirts are the kind of low price, high value gift that works any day of the week. Buy now and keep it ready for the next time someone needs cheering up.
Personalise Gift Boxes for Special Occasions
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Want to wow a cricket-mad partner or surprise your rugby-obsessed kid?
Our custom gift boxes turn great presents into unforgettable ones.
Packed with personalised touches and sporty flair, they’re perfect for birthdays, big wins, or just showing you care. It’s the kind of gift that feels made just for them, because it is.
Funny Sports Mugs
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Morning brews just got a sporting upgrade.
Whether it’s cricket chat, rugby rants, or golf grumbles, our mugs are made for fans who like their tea with a side of banter.
Designed with grown-ups in mind (and safely out of reach from little hands), these mugs bring humour to your daily routine, one sip at a time
T-shirt With a Smile
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From cricket-loving dads to tennis-mad mums, and everyone who appreciates a cheeky football pun, our funny sports T-shirts bring the laughs wherever you go.
With bold designs and sizes for both grown-ups and kids, they’re made for match days, school runs, and everything in between.
Sport your sense of humour in style, on or off the pitch
Funny Sports Baby Grows
product | baby grows
Start their sporting journey in style.
Our funny baby grows are made for the tiniest fans, with playful designs that rugby mums, cricket dads, and proud families can’t get enough of.
Soft, comfy, and full of personality, they’re perfect for showing off your future star, whether they’re snoozing, crawling, or practising their first victory pose
Funny Sports Water Bottles
product | water bottles
Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
Whether you're coaching the kids’ football squad or serving up aces on court, our funny sports bottles add character to every sip.
Built for match days, gym sessions, and sideline banter, they’re the ultimate blend of function and fun, because your bottle should be as bold as your game.
