Luke Makes History…I Make Drunk Excuses | Funny Darts T-shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, banter, and feeling cosy at the same time.
- Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, or a cheeky comment wherever you wear it.
- Durable print and premium fabric that hold their shape and colour wash after wash.
- Super-soft inner lining and relaxed fit make it perfect for chilling, travelling, or casual nights out.
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Luke Makes History…I Make Drunk Excuses | Funny Darts T-shirt
- A brilliant present for anyone who loves sport, banter, and feeling cosy at the same time.
- Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, or a cheeky comment wherever you wear it.
- Durable print and premium fabric that hold their shape and colour wash after wash.
- Super-soft inner lining and relaxed fit make it perfect for chilling, travelling, or casual nights out.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Bring some proper darts banter to the oche with our Funny Darts T-shirt featuring the line Luke Makes History…I Make Drunk Excuses. Whether you are the mate who always blames the lighting or the friend who swears the board moved, this T-shirt is made for those who love the game but love the laughs even more.
Designed with a relaxed fit and a soft feel, it is perfect for wearing down the pub, at darts night or while cheering on your favourite players. The bold design stands out brilliantly on the black fabric, making it an ideal gift for anyone who enjoys darts, humour and a bit of playful self-awareness.
Product Features
• Soft black cotton T-shirt with a comfortable everyday fit
• High-quality print that keeps its shape and colour wash after wash
• Lightweight fabric that feels great whether worn casually or on darts night
• Available in a full range of adult sizes for the perfect fit
• Created for darts fans who appreciate a good laugh as much as a good match
Perfect For
• Darts lovers who enjoy a bit of cheeky banter
• Friends who always have an excuse ready after a night at the oche
• Birthday gifts for pub league players and weekend arrows enthusiasts
• Anyone who wants a fun top to wear on dart nights or when watching the big tournaments
If you are looking for a gift that guarantees a laugh and gets people talking, this T-shirt is a brilliant choice.
Treat a darts-loving friend or grab one for yourself and turn every night out into a story worth telling.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
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Luke Makes History…I Make Drunk Excuses FAQs
What sizes is this t-shirt available in?
What sizes is this t-shirt available in?
The t-shirt comes in a full range of adult sizes, from Small to 3XL.
Is the design printed or embroidered?
Is the design printed or embroidered?
The design is professionally printed using high-quality techniques to ensure it stays vibrant after multiple washes.
Will the print fade or crack in the wash?
Will the print fade or crack in the wash?
No, the print is made to be long-lasting and keeps its shape and colour wash after wash.
Is this t-shirt machine washable?
Is this t-shirt machine washable?
Yes, it can be washed in a standard washing machine. We recommend turning it inside out and washing at 30 degrees for best results.
Who is this t-shirt ideal for?
Who is this t-shirt ideal for?
It is perfect for darts fans, pub league players, and anyone who enjoys a bit of sporting banter.
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Funny Darts Luke t-shirt for sale – perfect for darts lovers
The Funny Darts Luke t-shirt brings proper darts banter to the oche with a slogan that reads Luke Makes History… I Make Drunk Excuses. Designed for those who take their laughs more seriously than their averages, this t-shirt is ideal for players and spectators alike. Whether you are blaming the lighting or swearing the board moved, this tee captures the spirit of darts night with a cheeky twist.
Made from soft black cotton, it offers a relaxed fit that feels great whether you are at the pub, in the club, or just enjoying a casual night in. The lightweight fabric and high-quality print make it a comfortable and long-lasting addition to your wardrobe. The bold design stands out in any crowd, making it a great conversation starter and an ideal choice for anyone who enjoys darts with a side of humour.
Top choice for darts fans looking for value and style
This Funny Darts Luke t-shirt is part of our growing sports-themed range at Cows Corner. It has been made for darts fans who appreciate both the game and a good laugh. The high-quality print stays vibrant wash after wash, while the everyday fit means you will reach for it time and time again. Available in a full range of adult sizes, it makes a thoughtful and entertaining gift for mates, dads, or anyone who knows their way around a dartboard.
We offer this t-shirt at an affordable price, with stock available now for a limited time. Whether you are buying for yourself or looking for a birthday or Christmas gift that guarantees a laugh, this design delivers both comfort and comedy in equal measure. It is an easy way to upgrade your darts night outfit without breaking the bank.
Perfect for gifting, match nights or pub league players
- Made from soft cotton with a relaxed fit for all-day comfort
- Lightweight fabric suitable for casual wear or darts night
- Available in a wide range of adult sizes
- Bold white print that keeps its shape and colour
- Perfect gift for darts lovers, pub league mates and tournament fans
Get yours now while this darts favourite is in stock
This Funny Darts Luke t-shirt captures the fun side of the game. It is the kind of top that darts fans wear proudly while swapping stories, sinking pints or shouting at the telly. With limited stock available, now is the best time to grab one for yourself or someone else who loves a bit of friendly darts banter. At this price, it is excellent value for a premium quality t-shirt that gets people talking.
Why choose Cows Corner for your next purchase
At Cows Corner, we believe in making products that celebrate individuality and humour. From sports slogans to parenting chaos, our collections are designed to connect with people who like to laugh and stand out. We handle all printing and shipping in-house at our UK headquarters, ensuring fast turnaround times, reliable quality, and a hassle-free shopping experience every time. This Funny Darts Luke t-shirt is part of our new arrival range and is available for order today with quick delivery.
Whether you are shopping for a darts-obsessed friend or treating yourself to something new, this t-shirt offers brilliant value and a proper laugh. Order yours now and get ready for your next night at the oche.
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