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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad and I love a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all. That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send, with unique designs, quality products and unmatched prints our products are the best around, I what I was hoping for originally. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
Key T-shirt Features
Relaxed Fit – Comfortable cut with room to move, flattering for different body types, ideal for casual wear, lounging, or layering.
PurePrint Fabric – Smooth, high-quality surface designed for sharp, vibrant, long-lasting custom prints and branding.
Ribbed Crew Neck – Durable, elastic neckline that keeps its shape after washing, adds comfort and flexibility.
Taped Back Neck – Reinforces the seam for strength, prevents stretching, reduces friction for comfort, and gives a neat finish.
Twin Needle Stitching – Double stitching on seams for durability and resistance to fraying, boosting longevity.
Side Seams for Shape Retention – Helps the T-shirt keep its structure and fit, preventing twisting or warping after washes.
Wash Dark Colours Separately – Care instruction to maintain deep tones, prevent color bleeding, and preserve fabric vibrancy.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it.
If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep.
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We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
About This item
Relaxed Fit - Designed for all-day comfort, this T-shirt features a relaxed fit that provides ample room without feeling oversized. Whether you're wearing it for casual outings, lounging at home, or layering it under outerwear, the relaxed cut ensures unrestricted movement and breathability. The fit is carefully tailored to flatter various body types while maintaining a laid-back, effortless style.
PurePrint Fabric – The Ultimate Surface for Decoration - Made using innovative PurePrint fabric, this T-shirt offers an exceptional surface for decoration, making it the ideal choice for custom prints and branding. The fabric's smooth, high-quality texture ensures sharp, long-lasting designs. PurePrint fabric enhances color vibrancy, allowing logos, graphics, and text to stand out with crisp detail and professional appeal.
Ribbed Crew Neck - A classic ribbed crew neck adds durability and comfort to the design, ensuring a snug yet flexible fit. The ribbed texture provides elasticity, helping the neckline maintain its shape even after repeated washes and wear. This timeless design feature complements both casual and activewear looks, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe.
Taped Back Neck - The taped back neck enhances the T-shirt's durability by reinforcing the seam for added strength and longevity. This feature not only prevents stretching but also provides extra comfort by reducing friction against the skin. The smooth, structured finish contributes to a polished look, making it perfect for everyday wear.
Twin Needle Stitching - Precision-made with twin needle stitching, this T-shirt is built for durability. The double stitching technique reinforces seams, ensuring they hold up to regular use and washing without fraying or weakening. This meticulous construction method enhances both the longevity and overall quality of the piece.
Side Seams for Shape Retention - Designed to maintain its structure over time, this T-shirt incorporates side seams that prevent twisting or losing its shape. Unlike tubular construction, side seams help the T-shirt conform to the body while retaining its original fit, ensuring a consistently flattering silhouette even after multiple washes.
Wash Dark Colours Separately - To preserve the rich, deep tones of darker T-shirts, it is recommended to wash them separately from lighter items. This precaution helps prevent color bleeding and maintains the integrity of both the T-shirt and surrounding clothing. Following care instructions ensures longevity, keeping the fabric looking fresh and vibrant for longer.
Trusted Online Since 2025 | 100s of Orders Shipped
Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, every Cows Corner T-shirt is built to last. From the high-quality print to the soft, durable cotton blend, it’s designed to stay comfortable and keep its shape wash after wash. More than just a T-shirt, it’s a fun and personal statement, something to wear, enjoy, and share, time and time again.
Funny and Personal
Cows Corner T-shirts bring humour and personality to everyday style. Each one features a playful slogan or clever sports-inspired design that’s guaranteed to get a smile. They’re soft, comfortable, and made to stand out, perfect for showing off your sense of humour and individuality. Whether you’re treating yourself or finding the ideal fun gift for someone special, a Cows Corner T-shirt adds that personal touch that’s as unique and entertaining as the person wearing it.
Comfortable All Day Long
Our Cows Corner T-shirts are made for comfort, laughter, and everyday wear. Each one feels soft and breathable from the moment you put it on, keeping its shape wash after wash. Whether you're out and about, relaxing at home, or sharing a laugh with friends, our tees are made to feel good and look even better, fun, relaxed, and unmistakably Cows Corner.
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Cows Corner Exclusive Designs
If you know someone who steps up to the oche with confidence and plenty of chat, this is the perfect gift. Our “I Bring the Darts You Bring the Excuses” t-shirt is made for players who love the game as much as they love a bit of friendly banter. Whether they are hitting trebles for fun or blaming the lighting for a stray dart, this tee captures the spirit of every darts night.
Available in classic black, it is comfortable, easy to wear, and designed to hold its shape wash after wash. The bold slogan is printed with crisp clarity, making it stand out in any pub league game, home match, or night out with friends.
Product Features
• Premium quality soft cotton for all-day comfort • Bold front print with sharp lasting colour • Available in classic black • Unisex fit suitable for men and women • Durable construction that keeps its shape • Machine washable and designed for regular wear
Perfect For
• Darts lovers who enjoy a bit of banter • Friends who always have an excuse ready after a poor round • Pub league players and casual throwers alike • Birthdays, Christmas and fun surprise gifts • Anyone who wants a standout, comfortable Darts tee
This is one of those gifts that always gets a laugh and immediately gets worn. If you want to surprise someone with a fun, cheeky, and genuinely useful present, this t-shirt will hit the bullseye.
Add it to your basket today and give them a gift they will love wearing every time they play.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
Manufacturer code
AT001J
Commodity Code
6109100010
Country of origin
Bangladesh
Material
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose.
Colour
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows.
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method
Estimated delivery time
EVRi/DPD/DHL
2-4 business days
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
Shipment method
Estimated delivery time
DHL Express
EU 3-5 business days Rest of the world, 5-8 business days
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
T-shirt Care Guide
To keep your T-shirt looking its best for as long as possible, it’s important to follow a simple wash care routine. Always wash it at 30° to protect the fabric and preserve the colour, and turn it inside out before it goes into the machine so the outside stays smooth and vibrant. Washing with similar colours helps prevent any unwanted colour transfer, keeping your T-shirt looking clean and crisp. Once washed, avoid the tumble dryer altogether and let it air dry naturally, which is much gentler on the fibres and helps maintain the shape and feel of the garment. By giving it this bit of extra care, your T-shirt will stay comfortable, reliable, and ready to wear time and time again.
I Bring the Darts You Bring the Excuses FAQs
What sizes are available for the Funny Darts T-shirt?
The t-shirt comes in a full unisex size range from Small to XXL. It offers a relaxed fit that works well for both men and women.
Is the print long lasting or will it fade quickly?
The slogan is printed using high quality techniques to ensure sharp colour and long lasting durability, even after multiple washes.
Can I machine wash the t-shirt?
Yes, it is machine washable. We recommend washing it at 30 degrees and inside out to help preserve the print and fabric shape.
Is this t-shirt suitable as a gift?
Definitely. It makes a brilliant gift for darts fans, pub league players or anyone who enjoys a bit of banter with their game. It is especially popular for birthdays and Christmas.
Will it fit both men and women?
Yes, the design is a unisex fit and looks great on both men and women. For a looser fit, you may wish to size up.
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Funny Darts T-shirt for Banter-Loving Players
This Funny Darts T-shirt is perfect for anyone who steps up to the oche with confidence and a cheeky grin. Whether it's a pub league night or a friendly game at home, this tee delivers a bold statement: "I Bring the Darts You Bring the Excuses". Designed for darts fans who love the game and never miss a chance for a laugh, it's a must-have addition to any player’s rotation.
Made for Comfort, Built for Banter
Made from premium soft cotton, this t-shirt keeps things light, breathable and ready for regular wear. The unisex fit makes it a versatile choice for anyone who enjoys the thrill of hitting a double top or blaming a dodgy throw on the lighting. Available in classic black, the bold slogan stands out with sharp clarity and lasting colour, whether you’re aiming for the bullseye or nursing a pint between rounds.
Durability meets comfort with a construction designed to keep its shape wash after wash. It’s an ideal darts night staple and one of those products that gets worn straight away. Pair it with jeans or shorts and head to the pub feeling like a champ—even if your darts say otherwise.
Perfect Gift for the Excuse-Maker in Your Life
At Cows Corner, we understand that the spirit of darts lives in the banter as much as the scoreboard. This Funny Darts T-shirt captures the humour and competitiveness of the game in one standout design. Whether you're buying for a birthday, looking for a secret Santa winner, or just want a surprise gift that will hit the mark, this tee ticks all the boxes.
It’s a popular choice for pub league players, casual throwers and that one mate who always blames their poor scoring on slippery flights. Make your next present a laugh-out-loud moment with something they’ll actually wear again and again. With limited stock now available, this is your chance to grab a top-value gift that’s both funny and functional.
Why Shop Online with Cows Corner
We’re not just about products—we’re about personality. At Cows Corner, every slogan tee is made to celebrate individuality, everyday humour and the sports culture we all love. Our sports-themed collection is growing fast and this darts design is already proving to be one of our most talked-about pieces.
When you shop online with us, you get premium quality with every order. Our in-house printing ensures fast turnaround, quality control and a sharp finish that lasts. Whether you’re buying one or grabbing a bundle for your darts team, your order is in safe hands. Add to cart today and enjoy fast delivery, secure checkout and a no-fuss return policy if you’re not 100% happy.
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Soft, breathable cotton for everyday comfort
Bold front print designed to last
Unisex fit available in classic black
Easy machine wash and shape-holding design
Perfect for gifts, pub league wear or banter nights
Get yours now before it’s gone. This Funny Darts T-shirt is in stock and ready to deliver laughs from the moment it’s unwrapped. Order today to secure yours at the best value and get ready to upgrade your darts night wardrobe with a tee that throws as much shade as it does style.
Cows Corner products are made for real fans, with humour stitched into every design. Join the community, share the laughs and keep an eye out for new arrivals that celebrate sport, banter and individuality—just like this one.
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