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£4.99 standard delivery, or free on orders over £50.00
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For the cricket-loving parent who’s always umpiring from the sidelines, this one’s for you (and the kids who know not to argue).
Our stainless steel water bottle boldly declares what every cricket mum has known – there's no review system at home. Once she’s made the call, that’s it. Game over.
This bottle is as practical as it is hilarious, and it is made for match days, school lunches, net sessions, and family days out.
Whether your little one’s bowling bouncers in the back garden or needs a reminder of who's in charge, this water bottle brings a smile with every sip.
Available in classic white, it’s the perfect mix of banter and function – designed to keep drinks cold or hot and boundaries firmly enforced.
Product Features
Premium stainless steel construction
Double-wall insulation – keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
Screw-top lid to prevent spills in kit bags or school backpacks
Crisp white finish with bold black print for maximum impact
500ml capacity – ideal for junior cricketers
Easy to clean and reuse, reducing plastic waste
Perfect for
Parents who love cricket and a good laugh
Junior cricketers with a cheeky streak
Cricket mums who take no-nonsense
Gifts for birthdays, cricket club raffles, or end-of-season surprises
Families who know that Mum's word is law
So whether you’re padding up or packing lunch, add a touch of cricket humour to your day.
This bottle isn’t just a practical companion for young players – it’s a daily reminder of who’s running the game.
Grab yours now and let the world know – there’s no DRS when Mum’s in charge!
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes, the double-wall insulation keeps cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours – perfect for any season, whether it’s a summer net session or a chilly school morning.
It has a 500ml capacity – a great size for junior cricketers to stay hydrated throughout the day without being too bulky to carry.
We recommend handwashing the bottle to preserve the printed design and ensure it stays looking sharp match after match, but yes, it's dishwasher safe
The bottle is made from high-quality stainless steel, making it durable, reusable, and kinder to the planet than single-use plastic alternatives.
Absolutely! While it’s popular with kids and parents, this bottle is for anyone who loves cricket banter – and knows better than to question Mum’s decision!
If you're looking for a fun and functional gift for a cricket-mad family, look no further. Our ‘Mum’s Decision is Final – No DRS Available’ stainless steel water bottle is the perfect combination of cricket banter and everyday practicality.
Designed for parents who love the game and kids who like to test the boundaries, this bottle makes a statement both on and off the pitch.
This is more than just a water bottle – it’s a nod to the real umpire at home. Whether it’s a reminder for your little cricketer that the third umpire doesn’t live here, or simply a gift that gets a laugh at training, it’s guaranteed to bring smiles to cricket families everywhere.
With a sleek white finish and bold lettering, it’s ideal for school, training sessions, match days or keeping hydrated in the garden while perfecting that front foot drive. Durable, eco-friendly and easy to clean, it’s built for busy lives and cricket-obsessed kids.
This water bottle is more than just practical – it’s personal. Whether you're treating your own child or looking for a unique cricket-themed gift, this bottle ticks all the boxes.
It’s funny, functional, and totally relatable for anyone who knows that when Mum’s made the call, there’s no appeal system to save you.
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