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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and made to last.
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Hi! I’m Len. A sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket t-shirt gift to a mate, but what turned up was really disappointing. The quality was rubbish, the design started to peel on day one, and it didn’t feel special at all.
That moment sparked Cows Corner, a place for brilliant, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. With unique designs, quality products, and prints made to last, we create gifts that feel thoughtful, premium, and full of heart. I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of genuine joy to whoever receives them.
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“Bought two golf t-shirts for my obsessed kids aged 13 and 10. Arrived very quickly and really good quality in terms of fit. Would definitely recommend these products.”
– Owen Craft
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“I placed an order for a hoodie for my sports mad nephew, and he loved it. Good quality product, which arrived promptly with regular order updates.”
– SVDM
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“My husband absolutely loved his ‘Best Dad by Par’ hoody and has refused to take it off! The delivery was quick and the print quality really good. Would order again!”
– Kirsty Holgate
For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
For all the mums who manage matchday meltdowns, juggle teas, and still have time to shout encouragement from the boundary – this one’s for you.
Our funny cricket water bottle proudly declares what every cricket-loving parent knows: “Mums Like A Good Bat Grip, Always Holding Things Together.”
Made for parents who love a bit of cricket-related banter, this white stainless steel water bottle is a brilliant way to stay hydrated while keeping up with the chaos of junior cricket. It’s lightweight, durable, and perfect for both pitch-side and everyday use.
Whether gifting it to a cricket-mad mum or treating yourself, this bottle brings a smile with every sip.
Product Features
– Double-walled stainless steel to keep drinks hot or cold
– 500ml capacity – the ideal size for cricket bags and side pockets
– Screw-on, leak-proof lid
– High-quality print with bold, easy-to-read lettering
– White gloss finish for a clean, classic look
– Hand-wash is recommended to preserve the design but is dishwasher-safe
Perfect For
– Cricket mums who love a cheeky bit of banter
– Parents cheering on their kids from the sidelines
– Gifts for Mother’s Day, birthdays or team thank-yous
– Cricket club raffles, hampers or fundraisers
– Anyone who knows the actual glue of grassroots cricket!
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a little nod to every mum who keeps the wheels turning (and the whites clean).
So, if you know a mum who deserves a smile between overs, pop this in your basket today and make her next matchday even better.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
Estimated delivery time |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
TRG Digital Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Yes! The design is on both sides of the mug
To keep the design looking sharp for as long as possible, we recommend hand-washing only. It’s quick, easy, and helps preserve the print, but, yes its dishwasher safe
Yes! The double-walled stainless steel insulation means it keeps cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours – perfect for both sunny matchdays and those chillier early starts.
It has a 500ml capacity, which is a decent amount without being too bulky – ideal for slipping into a cricket bag or handbag.
Absolutely – though the design is clearly aimed at cricket-loving mums, the bottle itself is perfect for any age. It's sturdy, stylish, and a great all-rounder.
Celebrate the unsung heroes of cricket with our hilarious and heart-warming stainless steel water bottle, designed especially for cricket-loving mums who are always holding everything together.
Whether they're managing packed lunch boxes, organising the carpool, or cheering from the boundary with unwavering enthusiasm – this water bottle is the perfect way to show them some love.
Featuring the playful slogan ‘Mums Like A Good Bat Grip, Always Holding Things Together’, this premium-quality bottle combines functionality with personality.
It’s ideal for parents who love the game, appreciate a bit of witty cricket banter, and want something practical they’ll genuinely use.
This white, double-walled stainless steel bottle makes a thoughtful and humorous gift for any occasion – whether it’s Mother’s Day, a birthday, a thank-you from the team, or a just-because gift from the kids.
Lightweight, durable, and easy to carry, it’s the ultimate pitch-side companion for every multitasking mum.
Show your appreciation with a gift that’s both practical and personal. This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a badge of honour for every mum who keeps the match, and everything else, running smoothly.
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