Mums Like A Good Bat Grip, Always Holding Things Together! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls To Keep Hydrated
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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For all the mums who manage matchday meltdowns, juggle teas, and still have time to shout encouragement from the boundary – this one’s for you.
Our funny cricket water bottle proudly declares what every cricket-loving parent knows: “Mums Like A Good Bat Grip, Always Holding Things Together.”
Made for parents who love a bit of cricket-related banter, this white stainless steel water bottle is a brilliant way to stay hydrated while keeping up with the chaos of junior cricket. It’s lightweight, durable, and perfect for both pitch-side and everyday use.
Whether gifting it to a cricket-mad mum or treating yourself, this bottle brings a smile with every sip.
Product Features
– Double-walled stainless steel to keep drinks hot or cold
– 500ml capacity – the ideal size for cricket bags and side pockets
– Screw-on, leak-proof lid
– High-quality print with bold, easy-to-read lettering
– White gloss finish for a clean, classic look
– Hand-wash is recommended to preserve the design but is dishwasher-safe
Perfect For
– Cricket mums who love a cheeky bit of banter
– Parents cheering on their kids from the sidelines
– Gifts for Mother’s Day, birthdays or team thank-yous
– Cricket club raffles, hampers or fundraisers
– Anyone who knows the actual glue of grassroots cricket!
This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a little nod to every mum who keeps the wheels turning (and the whites clean).
So, if you know a mum who deserves a smile between overs, pop this in your basket today and make her next matchday even better.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mums Like A Good Bat Grip, Always Holding Things Together FAQs
Is the design printed on both sides of the bottle?
Is the design printed on both sides of the bottle?
Yes! The design is on both sides of the mug
Can I put the bottle in the dishwasher?
Can I put the bottle in the dishwasher?
To keep the design looking sharp for as long as possible, we recommend hand-washing only. It’s quick, easy, and helps preserve the print, but, yes its dishwasher safe
Does it keep drinks hot or cold?
Does it keep drinks hot or cold?
Yes! The double-walled stainless steel insulation means it keeps cold drinks chilled and hot drinks warm for hours – perfect for both sunny matchdays and those chillier early starts.
How much does it hold?
How much does it hold?
It has a 500ml capacity, which is a decent amount without being too bulky – ideal for slipping into a cricket bag or handbag.
Is it suitable for kids as well as adults?
Is it suitable for kids as well as adults?
Absolutely – though the design is clearly aimed at cricket-loving mums, the bottle itself is perfect for any age. It's sturdy, stylish, and a great all-rounder.
Why Cows Corner?
Funny Cricket Stainless Steel Water Bottle – Mums Like A Good Bat Grip, Always Holding Things Together
Celebrate the unsung heroes of cricket with our hilarious and heart-warming stainless steel water bottle, designed especially for cricket-loving mums who are always holding everything together.
Whether they're managing packed lunch boxes, organising the carpool, or cheering from the boundary with unwavering enthusiasm – this water bottle is the perfect way to show them some love.
Featuring the playful slogan ‘Mums Like A Good Bat Grip, Always Holding Things Together’, this premium-quality bottle combines functionality with personality.
It’s ideal for parents who love the game, appreciate a bit of witty cricket banter, and want something practical they’ll genuinely use.
This white, double-walled stainless steel bottle makes a thoughtful and humorous gift for any occasion – whether it’s Mother’s Day, a birthday, a thank-you from the team, or a just-because gift from the kids.
Lightweight, durable, and easy to carry, it’s the ultimate pitch-side companion for every multitasking mum.
Product Features
- Premium double-walled stainless steel construction
- 500ml capacity – the perfect size for daily use
- Leak-proof screw-on lid to avoid spills in bags or kit
- Bold, easy-to-read slogan with a high-quality print
- Sleek white gloss finish for a clean, modern look
- Designed for hand-washing to maintain print longevity
Perfect For
- Cricket mums who keep the family (and the team) going
- Gifting on Mother’s Day, birthdays or special milestones
- Cricket club fundraisers, raffles or parent thank-you gifts
- Side-line supporters who enjoy a laugh between overs
- Any cricket parent who loves a clever, relatable quote
Show your appreciation with a gift that’s both practical and personal. This isn’t just a water bottle – it’s a badge of honour for every mum who keeps the match, and everything else, running smoothly.
Ready to make her day? Order now and add a smile to her next cricket match.
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