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Brilliant quality water bottle. Keeps drinks cold for hours at training and looks great in the kit bag. The print is sharp and hasn’t faded at all.
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Hi, I’m Len, a sports-mad dad who loves a good laugh. After receiving a disappointing sports gift, I decided to create Cows Corner, a place for funny, high-quality sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Every design is made to raise a smile, printed to last, and sent with the same care I’d expect if I were the one opening it.
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For our UK customers, delivery is nice and straightforward. We charge £4.99 per order, but if you spend £50 or more, it’s completely free. We’ll get your order processed within 1–2 business days (just a heads up, we don’t ship on weekends or bank holidays). Once it’s out the door with EVRi, DPD, or DHL, you can expect it to arrive within 2–4 business days. If things are particularly busy, there may be a slight delay, but we’ll always keep you updated if that happens. As soon as your order is on the move, you’ll receive a tracking email within 24 hours so you can keep an eye on it. If you’re shopping from overseas, we’ve got you covered too. Delivery to Europe is £19.95 per order, while the rest of the world is £24.95. Just like in the UK, we process orders in 1–2 business days (excluding weekends and holidays). We use DHL Express for international orders, with delivery times of 3–5 business days across Europe and 5–8 business days worldwide. And of course, you’ll get a tracking email once your order has been dispatched so you can follow its journey to your doorstep. We want you to be really happy with your purchase. If the size doesn’t feel right, or if you change your mind for any reason, just get in touch and we’ll happily sort out an exchange or a full refund within 30 days. If you’re based in the UK, we’ll even cover the cost of sending the boots back to us.
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Celebrate the ultimate cricket-loving mum with this hilarious stainless steel water bottle!
Featuring the cheeky slogan "Mum’s My Umpire, Always Raising Me Right", it’s the perfect nod to the parents who never miss a match and are always there with words of encouragement – and sometimes, a raised finger!
Ideal for school, cricket training, or simply keeping hydrated on match day, this bottle is a brilliant blend of cricket banter and heartfelt appreciation.
Whether you’re a proud parent buying it for your little cricketer or a junior player gifting it back to the MVP (mum), this one’s a match-winner.
Product Features
• 500ml stainless steel water bottle
• Crisp white finish with bold, easy-to-read slogan
• Double-walled insulation – keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
• Secure screw-on lid with leak-proof seal
• BPA-free and eco-conscious alternative to plastic bottles
• Hand wash only – designed to last
Perfect for
• Cricket-mad mums and their kids
• Parents who love a bit of pitch-side humour
• Junior players who want to show their appreciation
• Unique gifts for Mother’s Day, birthdays or end-of-season surprises
• Keeping drinks cool during cricket matches or school PE
Whether you’re raising a future England captain or just love a laugh with your little leg-spinner, this bottle is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Grab yours now and show the world that mum’s always covered parenting and umpiring.
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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Shipment method |
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
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Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
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Cows Corner is your ultimate destination for finding that one-of-a-kind gift for the sports lover in your life. We blend humor, passion, and a love for the game into premium apparel and accessories that every fan will be proud to unwrap. From witty T-shirts to cozy hoodies, our collection is designed to be the highlight of any celebration. Give them a gift that stands out as much as their team spirit.
Yes, absolutely. The double-walled stainless steel design means it keeps cold drinks cool and hot drinks warm for hours – perfect for all seasons.
We recommend hand washing only to preserve the design and ensure the bottle lasts as long as possible, but yes, its dishwasher safe
It holds 500ml – a great size for kids to take to school, cricket training, or matches.
Yes, the design is printed on both sides for a clean and stylish look.
Yes – it features a secure screw-on lid with a leak-proof seal, so it’s safe to toss in a cricket bag or school rucksack without any spills.
Show your appreciation for the mum who’s always there cheering from the sidelines with this hilarious “Mum’s My Umpire, Always Raising Me Right” stainless steel water bottle.
Perfect for any cricket-loving parent, this bottle adds a fun twist to hydration, with a cheeky cricket-themed slogan that will bring a smile to any mum’s face.
Whether you're buying it for yourself, or as a thoughtful gift for a cricket-crazy mum, it’s bound to stand out and keep drinks at just the right temperature!
Made from durable, high-quality stainless steel, this water bottle isn’t just about looks – it’s built to keep drinks cool or warm for hours, making it ideal for both summer matches and winter training.
With a secure, leak-proof lid, it’s the perfect accessory for busy cricket days, school runs, and family outings. The sleek white design and bold slogan make it a must-have for anyone who loves a bit of cricket-related banter.
Don’t miss out on the perfect gift for the mum who’s always behind the stumps of your life. Whether it’s for a special occasion or just to bring a smile, this water bottle will make sure she stays hydrated and happy – all while sporting a cheeky cricket pun.
It’s more than just a bottle – it’s a tribute to the amazing support mums give every day.
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