Mum’s My Umpire, Always Raising Me Right! 500ml Stainless Steel Water Bottles, Hot And Cold Drinks, Perfect For Boys And Girls To Keep Hydrated
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Cows Corner was made to deliver brilliant, funny sports gifts that are full of heart, and built to last.
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Loved by gift-givers across the UK, explore the Cows Corner story here.
Our Cows Corner Story
Hi! I’m Len. A cricket-mad dad with a love for sport and a good laugh. A while back, I tried to send a funny cricket gift to a mate — but what turned up was a bit of a shocker. The quality wasn’t there, and it didn’t feel special. That moment sparked Cows Corner — a place for brilliant-quality, funny sports gifts you’d actually be proud to send. Now with personalised cards and gift boxing, I hope our products bring a smile, a laugh, and a bit of heartfelt joy to whoever receives them.
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Cows Corner
Cows Corner is your go-to destination for unique, sports-inspired apparel and accessories, blending humour, passion, and a love for various games. Whether you’re a player, fan, or just appreciate a witty take on sports culture, our collection of premium-quality T-shirts, hoodies, and accessories is designed to stand out. With bold designs, funny slogans, and a deep connection to the sport.
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Celebrate the ultimate cricket-loving mum with this hilarious stainless steel water bottle!
Featuring the cheeky slogan "Mum’s My Umpire, Always Raising Me Right", it’s the perfect nod to the parents who never miss a match and are always there with words of encouragement – and sometimes, a raised finger!
Ideal for school, cricket training, or simply keeping hydrated on match day, this bottle is a brilliant blend of cricket banter and heartfelt appreciation.
Whether you’re a proud parent buying it for your little cricketer or a junior player gifting it back to the MVP (mum), this one’s a match-winner.
Product Features
• 500ml stainless steel water bottle
• Crisp white finish with bold, easy-to-read slogan
• Double-walled insulation – keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
• Secure screw-on lid with leak-proof seal
• BPA-free and eco-conscious alternative to plastic bottles
• Hand wash only – designed to last
Perfect for
• Cricket-mad mums and their kids
• Parents who love a bit of pitch-side humour
• Junior players who want to show their appreciation
• Unique gifts for Mother’s Day, birthdays or end-of-season surprises
• Keeping drinks cool during cricket matches or school PE
Whether you’re raising a future England captain or just love a laugh with your little leg-spinner, this bottle is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Grab yours now and show the world that mum’s always covered parenting and umpiring.
Cows Corner Product Specifications
Cows Corner T-shirt specification.
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Manufacturer code |
AT001J |
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Commodity Code |
6109100010 |
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Country of origin |
Bangladesh |
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Material |
Heather grey 90% cotton/10% viscose. |
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Colour |
Colour representation is only as accurate as the web design process allows. |
*Product specifications may vary depending on stock levels and availability. An identical alternative will fulfil the order if the above product is unavailable.
Domestic Shipping
UK delivery is £4.99 per order and free with a minimum spend of £50
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days, depending on the time of the year. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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EVRi/DPD/DHL |
2-4 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
International Shipping Policy
International shipping costs
Europe - £19.95 per order
The rest of the world - £24.95 per order
Shipment processing time
All orders are processed within 1-2 business days. Orders are not shipped or delivered on weekends or holidays.
If we are experiencing a high volume of orders, shipments may be delayed by a few days. Please allow additional days in transit for delivery. If there is a significant delay in the shipment of your order, we will contact you via email or telephone.
Shipping rates & delivery estimates
Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
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DHL Express |
EU 3-5 business days |
Delivery delays can occasionally occur.
Shipment confirmation & Order tracking
You will receive a Shipment Confirmation email once your order contains your tracking number(s). The tracking number will be active within 24 hours.
Customs, Duties and Taxes
Cows Corner is not responsible for customs and taxes on your order. The customer is responsible for all fees imposed during or after shipping tariffs, taxes, etc.).
Damages
Trogon Cricket Ltd is not liable for damaged or lost products during shipping. If you received your damaged order, don't hesitate to contact the shipment carrier to file a claim.
Please save all packaging materials and damaged goods before filing a claim.
Mum’s My Umpire, Always Raising Me Right FAQs
Is this water bottle suitable for hot drinks as well as cold?
Is this water bottle suitable for hot drinks as well as cold?
Yes, absolutely. The double-walled stainless steel design means it keeps cold drinks cool and hot drinks warm for hours – perfect for all seasons.
Can I put the water bottle in the dishwasher?
Can I put the water bottle in the dishwasher?
We recommend hand washing only to preserve the design and ensure the bottle lasts as long as possible, but yes, its dishwasher safe
How much does the bottle hold?
How much does the bottle hold?
It holds 500ml – a great size for kids to take to school, cricket training, or matches.
Is the design printed on both sides of the bottle?
Is the design printed on both sides of the bottle?
Yes, the design is printed on both sides for a clean and stylish look.
Is the bottle leak-proof?
Is the bottle leak-proof?
Yes – it features a secure screw-on lid with a leak-proof seal, so it’s safe to toss in a cricket bag or school rucksack without any spills.
Why Cows Corner?
Mum’s My Umpire – Always Raising Me Right | Funny Cricket Water Bottle (White)
Show your appreciation for the mum who’s always there cheering from the sidelines with this hilarious “Mum’s My Umpire, Always Raising Me Right” stainless steel water bottle.
Perfect for any cricket-loving parent, this bottle adds a fun twist to hydration, with a cheeky cricket-themed slogan that will bring a smile to any mum’s face.
Whether you're buying it for yourself, or as a thoughtful gift for a cricket-crazy mum, it’s bound to stand out and keep drinks at just the right temperature!
Made from durable, high-quality stainless steel, this water bottle isn’t just about looks – it’s built to keep drinks cool or warm for hours, making it ideal for both summer matches and winter training.
With a secure, leak-proof lid, it’s the perfect accessory for busy cricket days, school runs, and family outings. The sleek white design and bold slogan make it a must-have for anyone who loves a bit of cricket-related banter.
Product Features
- 500ml stainless steel water bottle – compact and perfect for school bags and cricket kits
- Crisp white finish with a bold, printed slogan that’s easy to read and full of cricket fun
- Double-walled insulation keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours
- Leak-proof screw-on lid, ensuring no mess in your bag or on the pitch
- Eco-friendly and BPA-free – a sustainable alternative to plastic bottles
- Hand wash only – designed for long-lasting use and durability
Perfect For
- Cricket-loving mums who support their kids through every match
- Junior cricketers looking to gift something fun and practical to their parents
- A unique and playful Mother’s Day gift for cricket-mad families
- Birthdays, end-of-season presents, or any occasion where you want to show appreciation with a laugh
- Busy parents who need a reliable, stylish bottle to keep drinks at the right temperature throughout the day
Don’t miss out on the perfect gift for the mum who’s always behind the stumps of your life. Whether it’s for a special occasion or just to bring a smile, this water bottle will make sure she stays hydrated and happy – all while sporting a cheeky cricket pun.
It’s more than just a bottle – it’s a tribute to the amazing support mums give every day.
Get yours today and show mum she’s the real MVP, both on and off the pitch!
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Stay hydrated and bring the laughs.
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